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On March 18 2011 20:34 jnkw wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2011 20:27 icystorage wrote:*autotunes* which urinal should i taaaaaaaaaaaaaake? right one  just a habit You have no idea what I was just about to post. Lol in all honesty I can't answer the original poll though, because in every situation I won't ever find urinals that are exactly the same. There will always be some situational factor that influences my decision.
I think everyone knows what you were about to link. Sadly, she never has to make this decision.
I have a confession to make TL. Today, 1, 3 and the stalls were taken, and I had to use 2 or wet myself.
That experience was traumatic.
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Chicken out and head for the stalls.
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I take the middle one to get more room, don't wanna brush up against the walls if I don't have to. And it doesn't matter if someone has to stand next to me cause I have a huge dick.
Feast your eyes pardner, I don't care.
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On March 18 2011 20:23 BrahCJ wrote:
Only in this case, the bus is completely full, and there is 1 seat remaining.
In my opinion, its worse NOT to take the seat, or not to take the middle urinal.
What you're saying by refusing a perfectly functional seat/urinal is
"You, there, you're a creep. I don't trust you."
My mistake - I didn't notice you were quoting the "Would you use the urinal if it was the only urinal left?" poll, which is a different scenario entirely. In THAT case I wouldn't say that was socially weird at all, but I would personally prefer to use a stall.
On the other hand the main OP's scenario, with the empty stalls, IS like my "bus is empty" scenario. Taking the middle stall instead of the left/right stall is essentially saying: "If a guy comes in I want to stand right next to him while he pees".
On March 18 2011 20:23 BrahCJ wrote:
Almost like breastfeeding in a public cafe/restaurant.... Its an awkward situation for all involved, but see past it. Its primal. Its essential. You find breastfeeding awkward?
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In forget which comedian said this but i have done it and its hilarious to see the awkward loooks people give you. basically goes like this, "when i was into a bathroom with a wall of urinals and there is only one guy in there. i like to go in and stand right next to that guy."
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On March 18 2011 21:22 nastyndog wrote:
In forget which comedian said this but i have done it and its hilarious to see the awkward loooks people give you. basically goes like this, "when i was into a bathroom with a wall of urinals and there is only one guy in there. i like to go in and stand right next to that guy."
If you want to be awkward go to the ladies room, that will do the trick. Also I think all these rules are respected and deeply enforced simply because the men restroom is one of the few sanctuaries left of our era, a place where you can quickly find shelter and relief, and even if in the end you can't stay forever in that place, it is foremost a safe one.
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this question is a win. Haven't heard a more funny question, this is worth to be in the Guinness book of records.
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The truth is, the loo is a savage savage place. If you don't adhere to the aforementioned bathroom etiquette on page 1 you deserve to either go into a stall with that punk guy behind you, or don't deserve a place in society at all.
The public loo is where every male's primitive instincts are put to the test. The good old survival instict kicks in, telling you to maximize the distance between your and another man's crotch. Making eye-contact is also unwanted. You instinctively want to cover yourself from as many angles as you possibly can, and minimize the chance of you being by someone. I even go as far as to make sure people don't walk behind me when I'm using a urinal, choosing the one furthest from the entryway.
Things like these are an unspoken rule, but nevertheless should be taught in schools so no man will ever have to feel that awkward feelings associated with having another man's crotch 20 cms from his own ass. We have to raise our children well, for future generations.
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THE MIDDLE, just for the uncomfort troll
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All people who answered middle are total douches, you only make life difficult for everyone else, and don't spout that "it doesn't matter/I don't care" bullshit because most others do have an opinion on the situation, so take that into account if nothing else when making your choice.
Wish I had a diagram to better understand the positioning of the urinals imagined by the OP, but in order of preference: stall first (to avoid people like inimenesc/other instigators ), left urinal if no stalls, right if left is taken, go outside and wait a minute if only middle remains, middle if I simply have to go that moment and there are no other options.
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Assuming its not a modified "height accessible" stall, I'd use the the left. If it is, I'd use the right.
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I just have to say that to those 63 people (at this time) who chose the middle option; you are creepy and weird and have chosen by far the worst option.
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People saying they wouldnt use the urinal if there was a person using urinals on either side of it. I dont get you. If youve gotta go youve gotta go. Personally ive got nothing to hide nor does it bother me to have 2 bro's standing next to me relieving themselves, its perfectly natural.
Although I would still follow the 1-3-5 rule when possible, I think its okay to use 2 and 4 then.
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the people picking middle are trolls, right?
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Generally right, as its closest and no chance of being locked in near someone.
Also, I know most people will choose left, so i'll get a nice distance between me and him.
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Urinal etiquette is all about having the lowest number of consecutive penises, which is why it doesn't make any sense when there is an even number of urinals, you could take one away and the number of usable urinals doesn't change. In this case with the three, either outside urinal is acceptable, the middle should never be used, which outside urinal you take is a preference thing.
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I usually would take the one on the far right, since at my job, the one on the far left in the restrooms is one of those half-height kiddy urinals, so I'm used to going to the right.
Anyone who takes the middle when the ones on the left and right are open deserves to be punched.
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Canada7170 Posts
Ugh I walked into the bathroom and ALL 5 urinals weren't working and had yellow piss in them...
...ugh
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On March 19 2011 04:33 mikeymoo wrote:
Ugh I walked into the bathroom and ALL 5 urinals weren't working and had yellow piss in them...
...ugh
That is when you piss on the wall.
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