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Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
January 31 2011 12:52 GMT
#81
@kazansky I UNDERSTAND MATHEMATICS! I take your signature as an insult

my favourite quotes (along with my signature) are The Wizards Rules from The Sword of Truth, mainly because they are so true:

wizards first rule:
People are stupid.
they will believe a lie because they want it to be true; or they're afraid it's true.

Given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe its true, or because they're afraid it might be true. Peoples' heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.

wizards second rule:
The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

Kindness and good intentions can be an insidious path to destruction. Sometimes doing what seems right is wrong, and can cause harm. The only counter to it is knowledge, wisdom, forethought, and understanding the First Rule. Even then, that is not always enough.

starcraft example: when playing on ladder, going easy on your opponent may seem like a kindness because, he gets points for it, but in reality, you boost his position in the ladder slightly so he will face tougher opponents later that he will not be prepared for.

wizards third rule:
Passion rules reason.
for better or for worse.

Letting your emotions control your reason may cause trouble for yourself and those around you.

starcraft eample: don't attack because it feels like you can, attack when you know you can.

wizards fourth rule:
There is magic in sincere forgiveness.
in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.

wizards fifth rule:
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.

No matter what your affiliation is, either friend or foe, you should watch the person's actions instead of the lies that they use to decieve you.

wizards sixth rule:
The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

The first law of reason is this: what exists, exists; what is, is; and from this irreducible bedrock principle, all knowledge is built. It is the foundation from which life is embraced.

Thinking is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts nor are they a means to discover them. Reason is our only way of grasping reality; it is our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss that we refuse to see. Faith and feelings are the darkness to reason's light. In rejecting reason, refusing to think, one embraces death.

starcraft example: no matter how much you want to win, that doesn't mean you will

wizards seventh rule:
Life is the future, not the past.

The past can teach us, through experience, how to accomplish things in the future, comfort us with cherished memories, and provide the foundation of what has already been accomplished. But only the future holds life. To live in the past is to embrace what is dead. To live life to its fullest, each day must be created anew. As rational, thinking beings, we must use our intellect, not a blind devotion to what has come before, to make rational choices.

real world example: thinking back to what have already happened rarely fills a purpose.
in the case of a problem that must be solved, it doesn't matter how the problem came to be, what matters is that you solve it. another quote I like that say much the same thing is: "think of the solution, not the problem" - Terry Goodkind

wizards eighth rule:
Talga Vassternich.
Translation: Deserve Victory.

Be justified in your convictions. Be completely committed. Earn what you want and need rather than waiting for others to give you what you desire.

starcraft example: if you happen to win by cheese, you haven't really earned it, more like you had others give you the win, or in the text, "what you desire".

wizards ninth rule:
A contradiction can not exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.

To believe in a contradiction is to abdicate your belief in the existence of the world around you and the nature of the things in it, to instead embrace any random impulse that strikes your fancy - to imagine something is real simply because you wish it were. A thing is what it is, it is itself. There can be no contradictions.
Faith is a device of self-delusion, a sleight of hand done with words and emotions founded on any irrational notion that can be dreamed up. Faith is the attempt to coerce truth to surrender to whim. In simple terms, it is trying to breathe life into a lie by trying to outshine reality with the beauty of wishes. Faith is the refuge of fools, the ignorant, and the deluded, not of thinking, rational men.
In reality, contradictions cannot exist. To believe in them you must abandon the most important thing you possess: your rational mind. The wager for such a bargain is your life. In such an exchange, you always lose what you have at stake.

starcraft example: if you see a protoss double expands 5 minutes into the game, it is impossible for him to have much army, so don't be afraid and just GO KILL HIM!

wizards tenth rule:
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.

The truth is what should motivate your life not the lies or you will fall victim to the first rule and if you ignore the truth you're betraying everything that you believe in because the lie is more convenient to you than reality.

starcraft example: when having lost a game, don't delude yourself with, "well, what he did was clearly OP", that something is OP can rarely be distinguished by a single game, and you are most likely saying that just because it is more convenient for you to think of his stuff being OP than it is to admit that you are inferior to him.

wizards eleventh rule:
The "Rule Unspoken", the "Rule Unwritten", "The rule from the beginning of time."

literally undiscribable, but not inunderstandable, read the The Sword of Truth: Confessor and do your very best to understand.

- all from Terry Goodkind


the book series is long, but well worth your time, ~700 - 800 pages per book, 11 books, 1 rule per book (unless you'r gonna read a translation in which case the english books might be split up, for example, the swedish book series is 27 shorter books and cover no more story than the english one does)
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-31 13:07:23
January 31 2011 12:58 GMT
#82
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein.
And this one:
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Kamek
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada22 Posts
January 31 2011 13:01 GMT
#83
"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic."

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

"If there were two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins more? I bet you'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? But you would be wrong. It's Hambone."

"Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet."

- JH
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
January 31 2011 13:15 GMT
#84
"There is no situation so dire, that government intervention cannot make worse" Think this is christopher fildes

"The aim of taxation is to pluck as many feathers from the goose, with the least amount of hissing"
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
January 31 2011 13:20 GMT
#85
' step 1 : Shut Up.

step 2 : Do as I Say.

step 3 : Repeat Step 2 '

don`t think i came up with this myself, but can`t remember where it got stuck in my head
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
January 31 2011 13:27 GMT
#86
On January 31 2011 17:07 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2011 16:18 Zorkmid wrote:
"I'd rather be rich, than stupid."

Is this a typo? I'd rather be *positive attribute* than *negative attribute*


It's from deep thoughts with Jack Handey.
HuggyBear
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia377 Posts
January 31 2011 13:39 GMT
#87
A friend set this as his pm once, the concept's been stuck in my head since.

Obsessed is what the weak call the motivated. - Anon

and my motivation whenever I do something physical, seems childish but it works :D

"To train the body is to train the mind" - Izumi Curtis (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"Sleeping with SeLeCT is Standard. Once you've slept with Day9 everything else is just ..." - CatZ
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 31 2011 13:39 GMT
#88
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Rami Belson
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
January 31 2011 13:44 GMT
#89
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success f**king act like it"

-Courage Wolf
To Skeleton King: "Have you considered employment at Apple?"
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
January 31 2011 13:55 GMT
#90
"When ever you feel unimportant, always remember that you were the fastest sperm."
"People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same."
-Unknown
LiquidDota StaffAre you ready for a Miracle-? We are! The International 2017 Champions!
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-31 14:06:51
January 31 2011 14:02 GMT
#91
On January 31 2011 15:00 chaoser wrote:
"Actual happiness looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn’t nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamor of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."

– Aldous Huxley, Brave New World


Love it.

"As we roll along this way I am positive beyond doubt that everything will be taken care of for us — that even you, as you drive, fearful of the wheel the thing will go along of itself and you won't go off the road and I can sleep."
- Dean Moriarty in Jack Kerouac's On The Road

"And oh, what's pain, and oh what's sadness anyway? It's not cryin' like a child."
- Unsolved Mysteries by Animal Collective

"Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay."
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

""Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his fucking HEART!”
- Bill Hicks


"We must not see any person as an abstraction. Instead, we must see in every person a universe with its own secrets, with its own treasures, with its own sources of anguish, and with some measure of triumph."
— Elie Wiesel
from The Nazi Doctors and The Nuremberg Code

"If I can't do it, homie it can't be done."
- 50 Cent

EDIT:

Oh, and

"Drop out of school, before your mind rots."
Frank Zappa
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
January 31 2011 14:24 GMT
#92
"kill one man, you are a murderer
kill ten men, you are a monster
kill ten thousand men, you are a conquerer!"
-i think that came from a warhammer book/codex

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch,you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan

also, the first quote that came to mind when i read the thread title was the first quote mentioned (by Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain). i believe superdanielman is a big fan of that quote as well :D
Cocacooh
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1510 Posts
January 31 2011 14:33 GMT
#93
- There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
Epsilon8
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada173 Posts
January 31 2011 15:21 GMT
#94
"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." - Ulysses, Lord Tennyson

"Look! The green bamboo grove over yonder
is precisely your own Mind,
and this mass of yellow flowers
is nothing less than the supreme wisdom of the universe." - Anonymous

"Ah! Summer grasses.
All that remains,
Of warriors dreams" - Basho

There is no way to peace, peace is the way. ~ Ghandi

If you want to be happy practice compassion. If you want others to be happy practice compassion. ~ Dalai Lama
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
January 31 2011 15:25 GMT
#95
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Wayne Gretzky
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
lindrup
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-31 15:32:27
January 31 2011 15:27 GMT
#96
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
-Groucho Marx

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan

And my sig;
"It's better to burn out, yeah, than fade away!"
Def Leppard - Rock of ages
It's better to burn out, yeah, than fade away!
CustomKal
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada749 Posts
January 31 2011 15:28 GMT
#97
On February 01 2011 00:25 57 Corvette wrote:
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Wayne Gretzky


-Michael Scott XD.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
January 31 2011 15:34 GMT
#98
On February 01 2011 00:28 CustomKal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 01 2011 00:25 57 Corvette wrote:
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Wayne Gretzky


-Michael Scott XD.


No, it was Wayne Gretzky.
http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-miss-100-of-the-shots-you-don-t-take

Also, this one:
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
January 31 2011 16:00 GMT
#99
''Surely you can't be serious''.
''I am serious, and dont call me Shirley''

Also(dont take this offensive USA people)

It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

~Donald Rumsfeld.
WriterXiao8~~
TrinitySC
Profile Joined December 2010
101 Posts
January 31 2011 16:15 GMT
#100
"Just keep stepping over dead bodies"
- Ms. Leforge

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F Roberts


And I had a bunch more but I can't find the .txt file where I've saved all of them for some odd reason >_>
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