EPTOn January 31 2011 15:50 gongryong wrote:
Aesop said : "Oh Lord, damn rheumatitis!" sometime in his life
Aesop said : "Oh Lord, damn rheumatitis!" sometime in his life
Now I think you're joshing with me ):
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Now I think you're joshing with me ): | ||
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
-Henry David Thoreau There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution. -Oscar Wilde ^ These are two of my favorites | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
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Zorkmid
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FreezerJumps
Canada653 Posts
On January 31 2011 16:18 Zorkmid wrote: "I'd rather be rich, than stupid." Shame. | ||
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Fiercegore
United States294 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
On January 31 2011 16:18 Zorkmid wrote: "I'd rather be rich, than stupid." Is this a typo? I'd rather be *positive attribute* than *negative attribute* | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17733 Posts
- Ludwig Wittgenstein | ||
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JohnnyYen
United States313 Posts
On January 31 2011 17:07 n.DieJokes wrote: Is this a typo? I'd rather be *positive attribute* than *negative attribute* What's this? I see a chance to use my toilet paper ply word of the day. It is a paraprosdokian, I believe. I had an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shit. - Mitch Hedberg | ||
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buickskylark
Canada664 Posts
On January 31 2011 14:39 57 Corvette wrote: "Its not what you know, Its what you can prove in court" is one of my favourites. Props to anyone who knows the movie. Sounds like training day. | ||
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buickskylark
Canada664 Posts
an excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie guarded-a. pope success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out-robert collier. | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Guess who - my favourite :D | ||
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JohnnyYen
United States313 Posts
Don't forget to bring a towel! Okay, that's the last of the not quite thread worthy quotes from me. ^^ | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
On January 31 2011 17:42 HwangjaeTerran wrote: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Guess who - my favourite :D Hitchhikers guide ezpz | ||
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Krzycho
Poland442 Posts
It's been posted already but it's worth reposting. | ||
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TheKanAry
United States149 Posts
PT Barnum AFAIK. | ||
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PlaGuE_R
France1151 Posts
"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan | ||
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Archontas
United States319 Posts
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -Gandhi "Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill | ||
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meiyo
Norway81 Posts
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