On November 23 2010 21:23 bummer3000 wrote:
Kespa recently posted an interview of pro-Starcraft player reactions to the North Korean aggression. My korean is very bad, so i cannot produce a full translation, but in short:
Reach apologises for not stoping the incoming artillery pieces, resulting in the destabalizing of the global scene. Most military estimatations state that Reach could easily have deflected the hour long barrage by simply staring across the DMZ and causing Kim Jong-il to shit his pants and making the shells drop out of the sky in intimidation of his manliness. Reach states that he was busy satisfying all nine members of the Korean pop girl band: Girls' Generation, and learned of the incident several hours after the orgy, which caused a minor earthquake in his disrtict.
Meanwhile Flash criticised the decision to fast expand to Yeonpyeong island, but felt confident as the nine mutalisk 2 hatch only resulted 2 SCV deaths. He urged the SK generals to aim for a turtle style, long term, macro victory. Flash could not finish the interview however, due to an eye twitching issue, and was promptly taken away by his handlers.
Fantasy also contributed to the SK board of National Defense, presenting a plan to send one of every SK unit in a dumbfounding attack on Pyongyang. His plan was later scrapped for being retarded.
Kespa recently posted an interview of pro-Starcraft player reactions to the North Korean aggression. My korean is very bad, so i cannot produce a full translation, but in short:
Reach apologises for not stoping the incoming artillery pieces, resulting in the destabalizing of the global scene. Most military estimatations state that Reach could easily have deflected the hour long barrage by simply staring across the DMZ and causing Kim Jong-il to shit his pants and making the shells drop out of the sky in intimidation of his manliness. Reach states that he was busy satisfying all nine members of the Korean pop girl band: Girls' Generation, and learned of the incident several hours after the orgy, which caused a minor earthquake in his disrtict.
Meanwhile Flash criticised the decision to fast expand to Yeonpyeong island, but felt confident as the nine mutalisk 2 hatch only resulted 2 SCV deaths. He urged the SK generals to aim for a turtle style, long term, macro victory. Flash could not finish the interview however, due to an eye twitching issue, and was promptly taken away by his handlers.
Fantasy also contributed to the SK board of National Defense, presenting a plan to send one of every SK unit in a dumbfounding attack on Pyongyang. His plan was later scrapped for being retarded.
Dude are you serious? People actually got killed, this isnt the time to make starcraft puns.