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SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 17:48:07
May 31 2010 17:44 GMT
#81
Sichuan Panda = 4000. Panda lmao!

Edit:

After reviewing it a little it went 25 translation as Sichuan Panda, and then got translated to 'Sichuan Pandas' after being taken from Japanese back to English, then it was translated into Korean and back to English and became 4000 Panda, so does that mean if a Korean player reads 'SichuanPanda' they think 4000 Panda?
i-bonjwa
HTX
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany265 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 18:21:38
May 31 2010 18:02 GMT
#82
1] go to hell -> f..k -> transmission -> transfer -> moving?

Yes I wanna move to hell with you.

2] "Broodwar is better than starcraft 2 "

...54 translations later we get:

"Preview.
The internet: a horrible collective liar
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 18:19:05
May 31 2010 18:10 GMT
#83
Original text:

"Lick my pu*sy"

...54 translations later we get:

"He said the United States."

wtf ???

Original text:

"Tiger Woods"

...54 translations later we get:

"Consideration."

Original text:

"KeSPA responds to Blizzard"

...54 translations later we get:

"Blizzard body."
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
May 31 2010 18:11 GMT
#84
Dancing equestrian = Kick, Bonjwa = Bonjva, Dustin Browder = 劳达斯 in Germany for Obama in 1000. (those characters are part of the English as is the .), battle.net 2.0 = Battle.net 2.0, plagu plagu!!! = parasites,

That's all I'm doing for now lol.
i-bonjwa
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7086 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 18:39:20
May 31 2010 18:17 GMT
#85
"Slayers Boxer"

...54 translations later we get:

"Killer carob."
+ Show Spoiler +
"Tasteless versus Day Who comes on top?"

...54 translations later we get:

"A lot of people?"
==
"Korean e-Sports Players Association versus Activision Blizzard"

...54 translations later we get:

"College Sports akutibijonburizado electronics."
==
"The future of ESPORTS in the western culture looks bright."

...54 translations later we get:

"Today, the future of Western culture, marriage."
==
"Is Sundance DiGiovanni a good person?"

...54 translations later we get:

"John shengdansidi you sure?"
==
"Puosu"

...54 translations later we get:

"Consideration."
==
"Battle Network Two Point Zero"

...54 translations later we get:

"To the top of the web - unit."
==
"South Park "

...54 translations later we get:

"South Park."
drakes1988
Profile Joined May 2010
United States21 Posts
May 31 2010 18:36 GMT
#86
"Do you like it gay in the butt?"

after 54 translations...

"What is his profit."
Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.
starcraft911
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)1263 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 19:03:41
May 31 2010 18:40 GMT
#87
weird that it converts anything with battle and net into battle.net. Hopefully frank pierce hasn't got his dirty money grubbing hands on it already~ XD

in referance to flash vs effort
+ Show Spoiler +

"fourteen cc vs 9 pool lol" = "Rent a copy of smile in 1409."
ZBiR
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
Poland1092 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 19:25:32
May 31 2010 19:03 GMT
#88
"your dog got a diarrhea?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Really?"

lol


"there is a will to found a mine"
...54 translations later we get:
"Image."

this is just wtf


"google translator is better"
...54 translations later we get:
"My Torah."

o_O
Fulgrim
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States560 Posts
May 31 2010 19:47 GMT
#89
"Marauders are very imbalanced"
54 translations later....

"Continued development in 2004."
One does not simply walk into mordor
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3700 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 20:31:14
May 31 2010 19:55 GMT
#90
Fascist Feminism -> Flash Feminism
I like starcraft -> I like cats -> love yo
Dustin Browder -> Obama 劳达斯 Germany 1000

EDIT:
I stole my uncle's car

He is angry at me

He hit me

I am now sad


I hit my uncle who stole a car, and said he was angry with me
I'm sad I banged my uncle, who stole the car and said he was angry at me,
I'm sad I hit my uncle, who stole the car and said he told me angry and I am very sad
I think that my uncle, who stole the car, told me that I was very angry and sad
I think my uncle, who had a car, I said I was very angry and sad
My car is my cousin, I'm very angry, I thought I was sad
My car, my cousin, my sad, sorry my relatives, I'm sorry my car.
My relationships, I'm sorry my car.

EDIT EDIT: Kwanroll -> settings icon
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Airsick
Profile Joined March 2010
United States134 Posts
May 31 2010 21:04 GMT
#91
Original text:

"what is my name?"

...54 translations later we get:

""My name is Estonia?"
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
May 31 2010 21:43 GMT
#92
Original text:

korean girls scream for jangbi storms

...54 translations later we get:

Storm jangbi Korean woman crying.
i-bonjwa
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
May 31 2010 22:35 GMT
#93
SCV good to go, Sir!
SCV's gonna be a good teacher!

Thor is here!
Is it good or not.

You want a piece of me, boy?
Do you think I feel my child.

All right, bring it on!
Contest!

Valkyrie prepared
Total credit

My life for Aiur!
I lost my life (you're not a goon you retard :D)
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 14:53:07
June 01 2010 14:51 GMT
#94
"you gotta skate"

...54 translations later we get:

"Skiing."

so THATS what it meant.

"Gotta catch them all Pokemon"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

Watching the 54 translation one slowly break down the sentence and turn it into absolutley nothing is very painful.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
QuakerOats
Profile Joined April 2009
United States1024 Posts
June 01 2010 15:05 GMT
#95
Quaker Oats -> Technology, Sydney, stop / pablo University
wut
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
June 01 2010 17:47 GMT
#96
On May 31 2010 12:04 Ryhn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2010 11:32 Airsick wrote:
[image loading]


This gives the same result.

AND

It shows that AIDS remains as AIDS for all other english-and-back translations presented EXCEPT for Yiddish.


Lol, you're doing it wrong...
Shiladie
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1631 Posts
June 01 2010 17:54 GMT
#97
"You gotta skate"

...54 translations later we get:

"Skiing"
Titanidis
Profile Joined April 2006
Greece132 Posts
June 01 2010 17:58 GMT
#98
Original text:

"to be or not be?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Advice, please?"
pyr0ma5ta
Profile Joined May 2010
United States458 Posts
June 01 2010 18:02 GMT
#99
I posted this in the other thread, but it's too funny to not post again:

"i want to have sex" -> "i do not want to have sex"

story of my life
"I made you a zergling, but I eated it." - Defiler
Deleted User 50491
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
721 Posts
June 01 2010 18:13 GMT
#100
song to lyrics pretty cool
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