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rwan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada68 Posts
May 31 2010 01:33 GMT
#21
On May 31 2010 09:12 Hitokiri wrote:
"I love your vagina"

...54 translations later we get:

"Golf"


Tiger Woods?
...But the parasites say NO!
Destro
Profile Joined September 2009
Netherlands1206 Posts
May 31 2010 01:36 GMT
#22
husky : do not listen.

so awesome and true.
bring back weapon of choice for hots!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 31 2010 01:38 GMT
#23
I tried "Let's get married" and it got the same thing
TwoToneTerran
Profile Joined March 2009
United States8841 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 01:47:18
May 31 2010 01:43 GMT
#24
"Defenestrate" Translates to "Meyer strategy."

Fucking Stephanie Meyer, I knew the Twilight series was merely a veiled attempt to throw people out windows.

edit: rofl holy shit

"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself." translates to "Don't worry, I am afraid." Fucking priceless.
Remember Violet.
Equalizer
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada115 Posts
May 31 2010 01:52 GMT
#25
Anyone tried this one yet?

Original text:

"StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty"

...54 translations later we get:

"Contents: oyngususain forum."

Now if only we could figure out what "oyngususain" means...

The person who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt the person doing it.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 31 2010 01:55 GMT
#26
"savior is a cheater"

...54 translations later we get:

"I write lies."

[img]"Too bad it's me, Blacksmith"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes."[/quote]
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 01:57:24
May 31 2010 01:56 GMT
#27
Cursor becomes Record... (Max Translation)

Pretty good translation... random word that can mean a lot of things and is boring as fuck. LOL

edit: The one about Python is hilarious because its true!
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 31 2010 02:05 GMT
#28
"Starcraft Brood War" after 25 translations becomes "I think war craft".

after 10 translations becomes "Art Brood War".
REEBUH!!!
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 02:10:01
May 31 2010 02:09 GMT
#29
Kontrolled Thermonuclear Fusion

TL secret KTF fanclub?!

Flash -> Power (outage obv)
Kazius
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Israel1456 Posts
May 31 2010 02:12 GMT
#30
"peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, which peck of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Title: salt and pepper, then wait."
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Anyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
May 31 2010 02:14 GMT
#31
"You belong with me"
into.
"You belong to me."
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
KumquatExpress
Profile Joined October 2009
United States344 Posts
May 31 2010 02:15 GMT
#32
"Two stargate carrier on polaris rhapsody"

fifty-THREE translations later:
"star of the chicken"
Speedythinggoesin, speedythingcomesout.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
May 31 2010 02:19 GMT
#33
+ Show Spoiler +


Original text:

"orb"

...10 translations later we get:

"Urine"





+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Storr"

...10 translations later we get:

"Shop"




+ Show Spoiler +


Original text:

"Shiver"

...10 translations later we get:

"Film"
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Fatal Vitality
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada15 Posts
May 31 2010 02:24 GMT
#34
Original Text:

"PLAGUE!"

54 Translations Later:

"Momma!"

---

Original Text:

"Terrible Terrible Damage"

54 Translations Later:

"Close"

Airsick
Profile Joined March 2010
United States134 Posts
May 31 2010 02:32 GMT
#35
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wanderer
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States641 Posts
May 31 2010 02:35 GMT
#36
"Fuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"If the dog patient."



lol
Fuck you, I have a degree in mathematics and I speak 12 languages. (I called the World Cup final in 2008 btw)
2WeaK
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada550 Posts
May 31 2010 02:40 GMT
#37
Well, this one is pretty true....

Original text:

"No Chat Rooms"

...54 translations later we get:

"Discussion"

I guess if there's no Chat Rooms, there's a lot of discussion about it.
ccou
Profile Joined December 2008
United States681 Posts
May 31 2010 02:48 GMT
#38
Original text:

"I just got into Mexico and this awesome song was playing and I got off my horse and it stopped playing and and and"

...54 translations later we get:

"Once you use by the Norwegian government"
Wake up Mr. B!
Marksman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Malaysia523 Posts
May 31 2010 02:50 GMT
#39
"Marksman"

...54 translations later we get:

"Leadership"

Woooooooooooooo :D
I live by the LoL
wanderer
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States641 Posts
May 31 2010 02:57 GMT
#40
"Merde"

...54 translations later we get:

"You"




ROFL THAT IS AWESOME

fyi when you call someone Merde in French, its a huge insult.
example: "He, merde: arrete de tricher!" <=> "Hey, fuckface: stop cheating!"
Fuck you, I have a degree in mathematics and I speak 12 languages. (I called the World Cup final in 2008 btw)
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