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Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
June 01 2010 18:14 GMT
#101
Original text:

"aids"

...54 translations later we get:

"Jews"

Interesting.
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
June 01 2010 20:23 GMT
#102
"This is Sparta"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is Sparta"

This is always Sparta.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
June 01 2010 20:27 GMT
#103
"Illuminati Lady Gaga Conspiracy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Simple."
Veil
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)42 Posts
June 01 2010 20:43 GMT
#104
"What is the answer to life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"With us or not."


Not enough minerals T_T
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 21:20:05
June 01 2010 21:12 GMT
#105
Original text:

"Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fainarufantajikurisutarurepoto."

lolwut

------------------------------------

Original text:

"Photon Cannon"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tool."

-----------------------------------

Original text:

"spore crawler "

...54 translations later we get:

"Pla"
Pebble
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany326 Posts
June 01 2010 21:19 GMT
#106
Original text:

"54 Translations later"

...54 translations later we get:

"1954 translation software"
3:50 PM jaedung: scouting is useless in sc2
ecDIESEL
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States132 Posts
June 01 2010 21:34 GMT
#107
In: War
-max translations-
Out: War


War... War never changes.
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
June 01 2010 21:42 GMT
#108
Hmm.

I entered: "This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair."

After 25 Translations:
"Al-Qaeda is back to his life, his head, hesitated a moment, almost unusable. We say that the city is Prince of Bel Air"

After Max:
"He has to - Qaeda head slightly and looked at the master - air, our leaders"

StylishVODs
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden5331 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 21:53:43
June 01 2010 21:51 GMT
#109
Wow I read this thread as: Kwanrolled Thermonuclear Fusion.
Seriously.

and...
Original text:

"Once upon a time there was a little gamer named flash"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hotels, bottle, children and young people."

wth?
According to Reach, he is the fastest learner he has ever seen. He start bw only like 2/3 years ago. Infact, his bw history knowledge is so limited, he didn't even know what the map Guillotine was.
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
June 01 2010 22:01 GMT
#110
Original text:

"Kwanrolled Thermonuclear Fusion"

...10 translations later we get:

"Kwanrolled Union"
Never give up
Wilko
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany470 Posts
June 01 2010 22:20 GMT
#111
"how do i stop baneling busts as protoss?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Green Toxic crisis on Tuesday?"
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 22:22:36
June 01 2010 22:21 GMT
#112
"i love to make love with angels"

...54 translations later we get:

"And some in 1004."
Studying Chinese~
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
June 01 2010 22:37 GMT
#113
"Postman"

...10 translations later we get:

"Carrier"

...Idunno, just thought it was a bit funny. Thanks to the Pony Express for that one
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
Runsta
Profile Joined March 2008
United States161 Posts
June 01 2010 22:39 GMT
#114
i couldn't think of anything that turned out funny... so i typed in the first sentence on the site.

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. "

and got:

"Common language reform is a major tool for protection."

great... online translators think they are contraception now. were doomed
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
June 01 2010 22:45 GMT
#115
"hello sexy girl can i get your number?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Congratulations on the marriage, greeting cards, said"

she knew about the marriage, i fail.
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
June 01 2010 22:46 GMT
#116
Broodwar versus Starcraft2 who wins ?"

...54 translations later we get:

"How StarCraft 2 fun?"

well that settles it
BW for life !
Ducci
Profile Joined April 2009
United States588 Posts
June 01 2010 23:03 GMT
#117
"The sky is blue today"

...54 translations later we get:

"Where"
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