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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 04:35:32
May 31 2010 04:32 GMT
#61
Original text:

"will i win"

...54 translations later we get:

"T"



Original text:

"penis"

...54 translations later we get:

"Upload"
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 04:39:25
May 31 2010 04:33 GMT
#62
google yields google. kinda obvious they were not gonna fuck up their own name XD"


"alien invasion" was translated by "violation of international law" after some 30 rounds, lol.


edit: "invasion imminent" was translated by "care", rofl!
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
lyAsakura
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1414 Posts
May 31 2010 04:58 GMT
#63
When in doubt...

+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"asdf "

...54 translations later we get:

"What has - Air Force inspiration."
WeMade FOX would be a deadly SC2 team.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 31 2010 05:04 GMT
#64
Original text:

"beer"

...25 translations later we get:

"Beer"


Beer...a common language that connects all of man!
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
May 31 2010 05:17 GMT
#65
On May 31 2010 09:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
click!

Original text:

"already posted"

...54 translations later we get:

"Edition"


Click
25 lines later
Ban-

Hahahaha.
darkness overpowering
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 31 2010 05:36 GMT
#66
"Bi-est"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hafuseresusharu."
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
May 31 2010 05:49 GMT
#67
Original text:

"Time flies"

...54 translations later we get:

"OK"



I guess there's nothing more to add to that.
EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
May 31 2010 06:25 GMT
#68
Original: "All of your bases are under our control. Make the most of these last moments of your lives."
Final: "The final analysis of the Torah"

Original: "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time."
FInal: "Living life"
But why?
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
May 31 2010 14:49 GMT
#69
Haha

Protoss

....54 translations:

Elementary


pwned..
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 15:26:15
May 31 2010 15:22 GMT
#70
Original text:

"Do you really want chat rooms?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The discussion really work."


Original text:

"Well, if we've done our job right in terms of the matchmaking service, then hopefully they won't feel like they'll need it for that service."

...54 translations later we get:

"Basic services, such as law if we believe the business."
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
May 31 2010 15:30 GMT
#71
Some starcraft units, all using 54 translations.
Carrier --> offset

Mothership --> Fr (???)

Thor --> car

zergling --> dogs







AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
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mrJoe
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany16 Posts
May 31 2010 16:04 GMT
#72
Original text:

"vulture x-ray" (>> name of my 4v4 division O.o)

...54 translations later we get:

"Tiger Farmer."
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
May 31 2010 16:14 GMT
#73
"should i get banned from Team Liquid?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Join the group."
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
May 31 2010 16:21 GMT
#74
Bahaha.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
May 31 2010 16:38 GMT
#75
"Husky "
...25 translations later we get:
"Snoring"

"Flash"
...54 translations later we get:
"Vibrating"

♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 16:50:39
May 31 2010 16:46 GMT
#76
Original text:

"bacon"

...54 translations later we get:

"No pigs"

lol

Original text:

"super hero"

...54 translations later we get:

"Full"

and

Original text:

"fucking broken piece of shit"

...54 translations later we get:

"Delve other dogs land"
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
May 31 2010 16:49 GMT
#77
"I'm so sad I will kill myself"

...54 translations later

"But I will kill you!"


Yes it added that exclamation mark .
No I'm never serious.
Zhou
Profile Joined February 2009
United States832 Posts
May 31 2010 16:52 GMT
#78
"Jaedong is the dong master." becomes... "The teachers in the schools."

"Big Bang Theory" to "Large turbulent."

"Flash is the terminator" to "Holiday bottle."

"StarCraft 2 might suck." to "This is the second"

"Cheesecake is pretty good with the oceans going around the world." to... "Butter, salt, that"
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 17:17:19
May 31 2010 17:06 GMT
#79
"Teacher's pet" -> "New"
However, it looked really weird after just a few lines.

Back to ENGLISH : Recently added
ESTONIAN : Viimati lisatud
Back to ENGLISH : Last uploads
FINNISH : Uusimmat kuvat
Back to ENGLISH : Latest photos
FRENCH : Dernières photos
Back to ENGLISH : Recent Photos

Felt like it was pulling random sentences off of youtube or facebook or something...

EDIT: Also, "Ergen deda" -> "Fireplaces 达厄."

And "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" -> "Iraqi army? Iraq group! Kthulhu fhtagn!"
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
May 31 2010 17:34 GMT
#80
"dustin bowder"

...54 translations later we get:

"鲍登 达斯 Obama."
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