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[NEWS]Surgeon cut off testicle 'by mistake'

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Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:45:55
April 21 2010 01:14 GMT
#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8630592.stm


A patient lost a testicle during an operation because the surgeon cut it off by mistake, a General Medical Council (GMC) hearing has been told.

Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right testicle instead.

Dr Al Hourani was a locum surgeon at Fairfield General Hospital in Bury, Greater Manchester, at the time of the surgery in September 2007.

He is accused of misconduct and also of stealing medication.

It is alleged the doctor, who is now practising in Jordan and was not present at the hearing, also injected himself with a drug meant for a patient.

Sarah Prichard, counsel for the GMC, said the mistake was made as a nurse helping the surgeon turned her back to get a stitch.

When she turned around the testicle had been removed.



all i can say is... DAMN! the surgeon took out one balls within the timeframe of that nurse takes to turn her back for a while.... is this surgeon a skill-less newbie or is he a master ball cutter?

in all seriousness, i don't even know what to say this is like some horror stories u heard about. i mean just imagine when u woke up from a minor surgery and the doctor tells u that they've cut ur balls off by mistake.

one balls up for the NHS i guess...
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4838 Posts
April 21 2010 01:15 GMT
#2
What the balls?
My strategy is to fork people.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42693 Posts
April 21 2010 01:15 GMT
#3
I bet that took some balls.
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
April 21 2010 01:16 GMT
#4
I guess he went balls out with the knife.
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Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
April 21 2010 01:16 GMT
#5
must have been a pretty big cyst...
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
April 21 2010 01:17 GMT
#6
god this is so wrong
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
April 21 2010 01:17 GMT
#7
On April 21 2010 10:16 Cube wrote:
must have been a pretty big cyst...


or a really small testicle
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Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:18:10
April 21 2010 01:18 GMT
#8

It is alleged the doctor, who is now practising in Jordan and was not present at the hearing, also injected himself with a drug meant for a patient.


By mistake or what? lol
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L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
April 21 2010 01:18 GMT
#9
medications stolen? a doctor should know not to mix those with highballs?
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 21 2010 01:18 GMT
#10
On April 21 2010 10:15 KwarK wrote:
I bet that took some balls.
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Antifate
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States415 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:21:01
April 21 2010 01:19 GMT
#11
It's only one instance of a doctor doing something like this. I'm not sure, but mistakes like this happen more frequently than it's comforting to think about.

Overall I think the general public places too much trust in the medical profession. Honestly they have a ton of power. Although most doctors sincerely want to help people, the average person is not going to think twice about swallowing a pill or getting a shot from a doctor and doctors can abuse this power (like this fellow did).
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 21 2010 01:21 GMT
#12
less testicular cancer imho
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42693 Posts
April 21 2010 01:21 GMT
#13
On April 21 2010 10:19 Antifate wrote:
It's only one instance of a doctor doing something like this. I'm not sure, but mistakes like this happen more frequently than it's comforting to think about.

Overall I think the general public places too much trust in the medical profession. Honestly they have a ton of power. Although most doctors sincerely want to help people, the average person is not going to think twice about swallowing a pill or getting a shot from a doctor and doctors can abuse this power (like this fellow did).

I'm assuming this is incompetence rather than abuse. Unless he sold the testicle on the black market it sounds more like a balls up.
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XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:23:02
April 21 2010 01:22 GMT
#14
If that happened to me I'd go nuts....

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Adonai bless
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 21 2010 01:24 GMT
#15
On April 21 2010 10:14 Shizuru~ wrote:
all i can say is... DAMN! the surgeon took out one balls within the timeframe of that nurse takes to turn her back for a while.... is this surgeon a skill-less newbie or is he a master ball cutter?


That sungeon is quite baller
Amazn
Profile Joined March 2010
United States83 Posts
April 21 2010 01:26 GMT
#16
Like my mom used to say: At least you still have your penis!
Let fear be your compass.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 21 2010 01:28 GMT
#17
Reminds me the movie 'Hard Candy'. Awesome movie btw.
lol @ all the balls jokes That sungeon is quite baller, If that happened to me I'd go nuts....

I guess he stills have one balls, so he can still have sex and have children, but yeah that sucks.
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Curu
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2817 Posts
April 21 2010 01:30 GMT
#18
On April 21 2010 10:26 Amazn wrote:
Like my mom used to say: At least you still have your penis!


WTF did you and your mom used to do?
wat
brotosterone
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States260 Posts
April 21 2010 01:32 GMT
#19
Lance Armstrong can win the tour de france with one testicle. Maybe we have another superhero in the making.
Amazn
Profile Joined March 2010
United States83 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:33:43
April 21 2010 01:33 GMT
#20
On April 21 2010 10:30 Curu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 21 2010 10:26 Amazn wrote:
Like my mom used to say: At least you still have your penis!


WTF did you and your mom used to do?


Naughty, naughty things. But that's for another thread.
Let fear be your compass.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
April 21 2010 01:36 GMT
#21
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area. From that moment on he will have the greatest party trick know to man as well as the ability improve copulation by making a funky sound every time he bangs in and out of whatever hole he happens to be engaged in at the time. Within months he would be a millionaire...
Adonai bless
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
April 21 2010 01:41 GMT
#22
That's a pretty ballsy thing to do.
Wishing you well.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 21 2010 01:43 GMT
#23
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 21 2010 01:44 GMT
#24
Ouch.
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 01:45:37
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#25
On April 21 2010 10:36 XeliN wrote:
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area.


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What if a dog heard the squeak o.o
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42693 Posts
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#26
On April 21 2010 10:36 XeliN wrote:
Screw the tour de france, this guy now has the enviable opportunity to surgically insert a squeaky toy into the missing area. From that moment on he will have the greatest party trick know to man as well as the ability improve copulation by making a funky sound every time he bangs in and out of whatever hole he happens to be engaged in at the time. Within months he would be a millionaire...

You could do that anyway. Squeeze balls of increasing size into the scrotum to stretch it out, be like those ear ones.
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Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4838 Posts
April 21 2010 01:45 GMT
#27
On April 21 2010 10:43 OpticalShot wrote:
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...

If you watched South Park, you'd know.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 21 2010 01:46 GMT
#28
^ grats on your 1000th post! lol
and which episode should i watch?
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rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
April 21 2010 01:51 GMT
#29
That doctor be trippin ball
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
April 21 2010 01:52 GMT
#30
Hahaha, was waiting for the South Park reference to come up. OpticalShot: look for the episode on medicinal marijuana, I forget what it's called exactly.

As to OP... Wow, remind me never to get a cyst on my testicles. The thought of that happening to me... *shudder*
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omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
April 21 2010 01:57 GMT
#31
Looks like he went balls to the walls with that surgery.
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
April 21 2010 01:58 GMT
#32
woah wtf....
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
April 21 2010 02:03 GMT
#33
thats one less ball to scratch in the morning
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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
April 21 2010 02:09 GMT
#34
On April 21 2010 10:43 OpticalShot wrote:
How can you get such a sizable cyst on/near your balls anyway...

you can get a cyst basically anywhere near your organs be it malignant or benine
but yeah i was sweating balls when i read this post
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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
April 21 2010 02:10 GMT
#35
He really dropped the ball on this one.
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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
April 21 2010 02:11 GMT
#36
As Hedo Turkoglu would say: Ball.
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gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
April 21 2010 02:18 GMT
#37
Well at least the guy is cyst-free and still a total baller.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 21 2010 02:19 GMT
#38
LOL, I cut your ball off.
Sorry, I mismirco.
RE?
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
April 21 2010 02:21 GMT
#39
This is a pretty big mistake. Seems like incompetence.

But, on the more serious side....

Doctors do make mistakes. A lot. But if you expect them not to, 100% of the time, then there wouldn't be any doctors around! I work around lots of doctors, especially surgeons. Many have accidentally killed patients due to something so small, and it will be written off as surgical complication. Shit happens. But they are human too. Unfortunately for them, a single mistake can cost a life. Sure, it's terrible, but it happens. Nothing you can do to get around it. And if you disagree with this, get a job in healthcare, and you will understand.

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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 02:30:45
April 21 2010 02:30 GMT
#40
poor lil right balls that got seperated from his homeland T_T must be one angry testie
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dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
April 21 2010 02:34 GMT
#41
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zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
April 21 2010 02:36 GMT
#42
gotta have balls to steal someones balls in the middle of an operation
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Zhou
Profile Joined February 2009
United States832 Posts
April 21 2010 02:37 GMT
#43
That... is not a good thought running through my head. Just how do you mistakenly... remove such a thing?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 10:45:24
April 21 2010 02:41 GMT
#44
Sounds like he had a ball

It really all depends on this timeless psychological question.
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Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
April 21 2010 02:48 GMT
#45
lol fucked up doctor with weird meds = fail
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Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:11:02
April 21 2010 03:10 GMT
#46
I don't mean to be a dick, but a lot of these puns are lacking something.
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Apexplayer
Profile Joined September 2009
United States406 Posts
April 21 2010 03:18 GMT
#47
Wow, he dropped the ball on that one.
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States649 Posts
April 21 2010 03:19 GMT
#48
I wonder if the surgeon's name was Dick Tracy
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
April 21 2010 03:21 GMT
#49
what a ridiculous slew of predictable puns. that is fucked up, though.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 21 2010 03:22 GMT
#50
That doctor is probably going to get a massive cut in his paycheck.
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Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:28:28
April 21 2010 03:27 GMT
#51
--- Nuked ---
lavion
Profile Joined September 2009
Singapore286 Posts
April 21 2010 03:45 GMT
#52
and imagine the trust we have with medic hanging around marines
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Halfpastnoob
Profile Joined June 2009
United States191 Posts
April 21 2010 03:46 GMT
#53
On April 21 2010 11:19 LunarDestiny wrote:
LOL, I cut your ball off.
Sorry, I mismirco.
RE?


LOL(X
tl;dr
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 03:54:09
April 21 2010 03:54 GMT
#54
I think I just found out that doctors favorite type of nut.
Wishing you well.
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
April 21 2010 04:08 GMT
#55
Well they did tell the patient before-hand that this was a ballsy procedure.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
April 21 2010 04:15 GMT
#56
*random pun with the word ball in it*
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YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
April 21 2010 04:16 GMT
#57
oh my.. I wouldnt wanna be that guy.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
April 21 2010 04:19 GMT
#58
Looks like a certain doctor cut med school a bit too much
:)
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
April 21 2010 04:20 GMT
#59
Wow, that doctor is ballin' :D

Seriously though, this doesn't sound like it was an accident lol.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
April 21 2010 04:20 GMT
#60
TL always had bad puns but this thread is exceptionally atrocious. FOR SHAME.
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Broodie
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada832 Posts
April 21 2010 04:21 GMT
#61
He really went balls deep with this surgery
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 04:22:28
April 21 2010 04:21 GMT
#62
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
April 21 2010 04:24 GMT
#63
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.

hahahahahaha
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
April 21 2010 04:28 GMT
#64
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.


You are far too clever >
:)
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 21 2010 04:28 GMT
#65
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.

lol
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
April 21 2010 04:31 GMT
#66
Good god, so many balls jokes...
Either way, sucks to be the dude who had his testicle removed. Maybe him and Lance can be friends now...
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 21 2010 04:36 GMT
#67
Ye, that guy is totally nuts... I mean a nut
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 21 2010 04:38 GMT
#68
I wanna say that dude is a nut cracker but... maybe a nut cutter?
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
April 21 2010 04:40 GMT
#69
On April 21 2010 13:28 synapse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.


You are far too clever >

The sad thing is that it's way more clever than all the dumb puns. I actually LOL'ed. On topic: part of the reason why healthcare is so expensive in America is guys like these. They spawn laws that make it easier to sue doctors, which force doctors to buy expensive litigation insurance.
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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
April 21 2010 04:43 GMT
#70
The doctor has to decide whether to settle the civil suit, the balls in his court now.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 04:46:01
April 21 2010 04:45 GMT
#71
That was a total dick move by the surgeon
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
April 21 2010 04:49 GMT
#72
On April 21 2010 13:45 Chairman Ray wrote:
That was a total dick move by the surgeon


Don't you mean a 'total ball move'?
Treatin' fools since '87
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
April 21 2010 04:49 GMT
#73
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.


Damn I laughed. Good show
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Quiverrrr
Profile Joined April 2010
1 Post
April 21 2010 05:03 GMT
#74
I've heard of surgeries costing an arm and a leg... but this is ridiculous.
Those other shores.
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
April 21 2010 05:03 GMT
#75
that doc has some serious balls to pull that off
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Matoo-
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Canada1397 Posts
April 21 2010 05:10 GMT
#76
I guess there will be a new TSL then?
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 21 2010 05:21 GMT
#77
mismicroed
need more practice
re?
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-21 05:29:29
April 21 2010 05:28 GMT
#78


Sadly he can't impress them with his big cojone like Tommy did.

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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 21 2010 05:59 GMT
#79
On April 21 2010 13:21 Jyvblamo wrote:
Looks like the surgeon cut that dude's testicle off.

k someone has got to explain this to me.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 13 2013 10:19 GMT
#80
I heard the patient's wife left him the other day. I guess she didn't feel he had the whole package.

User was temp banned for this post.
HotShizz
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
France710 Posts
October 13 2013 10:25 GMT
#81
On October 13 2013 19:19 Chairman Ray wrote:
I heard the patient's wife left him the other day. I guess she didn't feel he had the whole package.


did you seriously necro a 3 year post for that? that's fucking commitment to a pun. damn.
Jockmcplop
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom9650 Posts
October 13 2013 10:26 GMT
#82
it took you 3 1/2 years and that's the best you could come up with?
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Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
October 13 2013 10:28 GMT
#83
Wow, Chairman Ray and his necro's.

Cut it out dude.
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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
October 13 2013 10:30 GMT
#84
What a bad bump... I almost thought this was a new thread
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Nimix
Profile Joined October 2011
France1809 Posts
October 13 2013 10:47 GMT
#85
You sure dropped the ball dude
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