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IMPORTANT EDIT:
my apologies to the TL community.
my account was used to create this thread while I was away from my computer by my co-workers here at the office trying to pull a prank me, or well sucessfully pulling a prank on me.
if any mod wants to ban me or whatever please do so, I don't care, it was my mistake.
regards,
the true lightman.
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iNcontroL
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I will be watching this thread expecting some funny stuff.
Do not disappoint, TL.net.
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oh yeah BY THE WAY IM A GURL just in case you werent planning on helping me earlier
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On November 11 2009 03:15 Rice wrote:oh yeah BY THE WAY IM A GURL just in case you werent planning on helping me earlier 
haha
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'lightman' likes poker, starcraft and sports and gives out his MSN in public and won't post pictures of himself-- but he's a girl, really.
he also apparently feels the need to say that he's a girl upfront, when nothing indicated that he was (we know how easy it is to make an email right?) coincidentally when he needs the help of users.
anyway, I speak french, play broodwar and poker and love sports. I also need to practice my english, how crazy is that? you seem to be the girl of my dreams and I would love to help you out, but since you reside in Florida, I'll have to pass because it would be too painful to talk to you knowing that i will never be able to meet you. :[
unless you are also a professional poker player and we could meet at the bahamas in january!? then I would gladly help!
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Is that what they call francophones in the US? Franco-parlophones?
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iNcontroL
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LET THE ANALYSIS BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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On November 11 2009 03:28 seppolevne wrote: Is that what they call francophones in the US? Franco-parlophones?
I've never heard that term in my entire life!
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On November 11 2009 03:25 illu wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 03:15 Rice wrote:oh yeah BY THE WAY IM A GURL just in case you werent planning on helping me earlier  haha
This actually made me laugh.
On topic: Seriously, I didn't assume you were a girl mainly because you like chess (I know there are WGMs and stuff but at least for me it's pretty rare to see.) Oh and good luck with french. Pero Español es mejor
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lol @ "yes I'm a girl"
brb, gonna investigate TL.
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England2662 Posts
I'm more interested in the spanish hotmail address.
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iNcontroL
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GUYS I JUST NOTICED
She has nearly 600 posts on tl for us to interpret! FUCK WE HAVE AMPLE TIME/EVIDENCE
LETS FIND THIS ONE OUT!
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This is kinda like what they do to gays in the military :/
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On November 11 2009 03:36 {88}iNcontroL wrote: GUYS I JUST NOTICED
She has nearly 600 posts on tl for us to interpret! FUCK WE HAVE AMPLE TIME/EVIDENCE
LETS FIND THIS ONE OUT!
I point out this thread:
On May 19 2005 00:27 lightman wrote:ok it's 3:19 am, and I've just arrived from the premiere here goes my review: + Show Spoiler [long review] +To all Star Wars fans out there! I saw episode III at the midnight premiere last night and I would like to share my personal comments. Once again, if you havn't seen the movie, I'd sujest you dont read it.
Finally, we all get to see the key missing piece of all six parts to the trilogy. it brings everything together. Its all non-stop action and it is exciting the whole way though. Fist off The second the opening credits roll, the action takes place right away. Obi-Wan and Anakin have become more skilled and powerful, R2-D2 is more funnier than ever and Count Dooku its killed by Anakin quick and swift. Maybe not the way I like it, but considering the movie was focused on Vader and not Dooku, it was ok.
The movie is over 2 hours and halft but you won't even notice, because it's very fast paced, and I mean VERY fast paced. General Greivous is quite an interesting character but going to see the movie, I hoped that he wasn't going to take such a big part in the movie so it wont take take up so much story so we don't get away from the other characters journeys. General Greivous you might say would be a discrace on the jedi who are meant to be the only characters to use lightsabers to battle, but it was intersting to see a character with 4 arms using 4 sabers and he was eventually killed by obi-wan which was about in the middle of the film. Like Count Dooku, he was killed the appropirate time. The only thing I disliked, is that considering such a dangerous character he was supposed to be, I felt that General Greivous didn't look as scary or intimidator as Maul did on episode 1 or Dooku did on episode 2.
Now we get to Anakins story. It was definately the most intresting story to watch and what we all have been waiting for. Anakin's slip to the dark side was not done too quickly and not to slowly, which made the movie perfect. He did all this too seek more power to resolve these visions he has over Padme' dying over childbirth. It started as saving the ones you love until you realise that u can control the universe. Very nice script telling
All the Jedi get killed by Anakin and the clone troopers who are commanded by chancellor Palpaltine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. There is alot of death in this film which makes the story very emotional. It is a very sad story but exciting all the more. We say goodbye to likeable characters like Mace Windu and Padme'. Pame' was the one character was the most emotional to see go, second to Anakin. She died know that there is hope in Luke Skywalkers Future.
The Lightsaber battle's was the most interesting to see. Anakin and Obi-Wan's battle was a very personal battle and Yoda and The Emperors battle was very was a very cool bttle to see the most skilled sith lord and jedi master fight each other. Anaking eventually becoming Darth Vader in the suit was great to see. When the mask gets put on and vader takes his first breath was just awesome! Also, what I liked a lot of the movie, when Obi wan defeats Anakin, he cites a Sun Tzu's Art of war phrase: "it's over, surrender because I have the high level". This really touched me. The other excellent phrase that touched me was when Anakin asks for Yoda for help on his nightmares and Yoda tells him "you must train yourself to be prepared to lose everything you love". Very true.
What can I say? It is a must see. The violence is something for adults to consider, take your kids to see the film if they are over 11 years of age. The humor isn't over the top, R2-D2 and yoda brought the humor to life and We see very little of C-3PO and Jar-Jar Binks. I give the movie 8/10. The only disadvantage is that George Lucas making the prequals, we sort know what to expect considering 4, 5, 6 explain the prequals a little. We go into the cinema knowing that the Jedi become wiped out, we know Anakins fate, We know Luke and Leia will be born and we know C-3PO gets his memory erased. Also people have complained about how much they hate the prequals. Honestly if you think they are that bad, i think your opinion will change wen you see Revenge of the Sith. It brings all six parts together in how to accept them, and I truely think that this movie is among the top 3 of all best films.
girl going to star wars premiere? lolwut
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iNcontroL
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OH SHI-
HE was the dude who got the infamous "what map" question.. NICE.
Sup lightman? You are a dude. Claiming to be a girl to further your french learning needs.. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
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with creative use of tape he can become a girl
I think
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On November 11 2009 03:05 lightman wrote:
and yes I am a girl,
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iNcontroL
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On November 11 2009 03:46 iG.Aura wrote:maybe ''shes' a lesbian?
Lesbians aren't girls they are lesbians.. I mean, COMMON?
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wtf is a franco-parlophone loll
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On November 11 2009 03:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote:Lesbians aren't girls they are lesbians.. I mean, COMMON?
they still have vaginas.. and tits.. usually
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On November 11 2009 03:51 Eti307 wrote: wtf is a franco-parlophone loll
That made me cry a little inside T_T lol
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iNcontroL
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On November 11 2009 03:52 iG.Aura wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 03:49 {88}iNcontroL wrote:On November 11 2009 03:46 iG.Aura wrote:maybe ''shes' a lesbian? Lesbians aren't girls they are lesbians.. I mean, COMMON? they still have vaginas.. and tits.. usually
Yes but those are canceled out by flannel and chewing tobacco.
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On July 13 2005 19:14 lightman wrote: Yes. I've tried to look at the situation and how I am handling it and so far I see that I am taking it calmy. Three or four years ago, I would have not rested until I tracked, found, lured and kill whoever did it. Today I am a very cold person. Right now I'm trying to handle it as cold as I can.
I don't feel good believe me. Accepting the truth is the hardest lesson man has to face.
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Expert troll or extreme failure?
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I speak french fluently (oh wait.. I'm french..) and I'd apreciate to help you but since you live in America it would be a bit hard to communicate 'cause we don't have the same time.
Anyway if you want to talk with me on msn just pm me, thus you could ask me grammar stuff.. etc..
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this guy just jinxed himself...
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Belgium9947 Posts
On November 11 2009 03:51 Eti307 wrote: wtf is a franco-parlophone loll haha yes
he meant to say francophone but ended up saying something like Frenchish intercom
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i'm le famous french hi \^^
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On November 11 2009 04:38 RaGe wrote:haha yes he meant to say francophone but ended up saying something like Frenchish intercom hahaha yes this is too funny.
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maybe he is a she and in the other thread she did the "my friend got raped .." thing so it's not about herself
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on a second thought, if someone was willing to talk to him in french, wouldn't he be able to tell if the voice is male or female? at least if he/she is not underage
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Pony Express material right here Just needs some more digging
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On November 11 2009 03:05 lightman wrote:
and yes I am a girl,
I think this said it all.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
My fav part is the 0 responses by this guy in his own thread.
So this must be a troll right?
laugh then ban imo
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95% of the europeans on TLnet probably got the asian fetish anyway so an american/spanish girl isn't going anywhere. Why don't you create a smurf account and open a new thread?
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do you have both genitalia ?
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On November 11 2009 05:41 Matoo- wrote: 95% of the europeans on TLnet probably got the asian fetish anyway so an american/spanish girl isn't going anywhere. Why don't you create a smurf account and open a new thread?
coz then (s)he would have to wait a week before trollin.
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danielitaalvarado@hotmail.es
Danielita Alvarado sounds like a girl's name.
But I am not convinced.
Do something about this right now.
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LOL no response to their own thread. TROLL!!!! Danielita just sounds like Daniel with a stupid ending.
btw i do speak french but its poor. and you'll need to be specific about the Alliance Francais exam. level?
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"Danielita" is the diminutive for the spanish name "Daniela".
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En quelle classe veux tu rentrer ? Terminale ? Première ? C'est juste un examen ? Peux tu préciser le type d'exercices qui est demandé ( version, thème, essai etc ... )
Bon courage
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On November 11 2009 04:56 Konni wrote: maybe he is a she and in the other thread she did the "my friend got raped .." thing so it's not about herself
This one seems the most plausible to me.
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Blog it and ban all the tards maybe. However your resume is suspicious. I can't believe a girl can be decent at bw. Especially if she isn't Kor.
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Maybe he suffers from a parlopersonality complex where in his mind he is more than one person
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C'est" francophone" pas "franco-parlophones"
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Ah mon avis y'a trop de retardés sur cette discussion -_-
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On November 11 2009 07:14 Arkqn wrote: Ah mon avis y'a trop de retardés sur cette discussion -_- d'attardés T'es pas à l'heure o,o
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On November 11 2009 05:55 StorrZerg wrote: do you have both genitalia ?
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yo je peux totalement taider yo.. je suis genre foul fluant en francais genre coze je vit a quebec lol!
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1 question, what is the meaning of your screen name, lightman?
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On November 11 2009 08:23 thoraxe wrote: 1 question, what is the meaning of your screen name, lightman? Fighter of the Darkman!
+ Show Spoiler +Don't know if people would get it
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i can help you im french. I from quebec
PS : its francophone
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On November 11 2009 03:27 Hollow wrote: 'lightman' likes poker, starcraft and sports and gives out his MSN in public and won't post pictures of himself-- but he's a girl, really.
XD
Oh and almost forgot.. show me your genitals. + Show Spoiler +
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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On November 11 2009 03:05 lightman wrote: IMPORTANT EDIT:
my apologies to the TL community.
my account was used to create this thread while I was away from my computer by my co-workers here at the office trying to pull a prank me, or well sucessfully pulling a prank on me.
if any mod wants to ban me or whatever please do so, I don't care, it was my mistake.
regards,
the true lightman.
har har, now a community will remember you for 2 days as the dude who posed as a girl and failed
yeah, great prank.
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On November 11 2009 09:53 UGC4 wrote:give this man a cookie
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