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summerloud
Profile Joined March 2010
Austria1201 Posts
May 14 2011 09:02 GMT
#61
i doubt this can live up to the original (which was really surprisingly good, i always thought its a cheap action flick until i saw it)

also, i generally dislike this whole 3d trend. im pretty sure this will also contain useless distracting 3d-showoff scenes. they are making everything to look like the trailer for a video game

althought i might be biased against 3d since the only two 3d movies i saw so far were both bad (alice and avatar)

although "bad" is a severe understatement in the case of "avatar". it was an abomination
Skilledblob
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany3392 Posts
May 14 2011 09:12 GMT
#62
No Arnold no Conan
Lochat
Profile Joined January 2011
United States270 Posts
May 14 2011 09:14 GMT
#63
On May 14 2011 08:15 Syracuse wrote:
Show nested quote +


It's not like you are ever going to re-watch the original for whatever reason. Some older movies (<1990) you can re-watch and still be awed by it's brilliance. Conan the Barbarian (1982) is defiantly not one of those.


I've definitely caught one Conan movie or another on cable at least a dozen times and happily sat there and watched them. It may be a fine "Conan-ish" type of movie, I'm just hoping that they don't cameo Arnold in it, at least not without a sufficient degree of awesome.

Based on Conan canon I would have to say that the movie is going to be completely terrible, and that's why we're going to watch it. It should have at least one scantily clad woman, and will offer gratuitous violence. It will be popular, for the entire five minutes it deserves. (the pun was too strong to resist.)


...where is the pun?
"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish." -- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
May 14 2011 09:16 GMT
#64
On May 14 2011 04:45 Herrk wrote:
but but... arnold? ...

why do they have to remake everything?

Because they are too stupid to come up with something on their own and unwilling to risk money on other stories which are already written.

All this "3D hype" is just the newest technical gadget which doesnt improve the movie automatically just like animations and computer tricks didnt help make movies like "Clash of the titans" any good. Too bad they are investing money in new technology when it doesnt actually work well (too often you still see the computer graphics even if they are rendered perfectly).
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
Ownos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States2147 Posts
May 14 2011 09:38 GMT
#65
Remake of the movie? Or reinterpretation of the comics? Anyway...

This is the same issue with the Charlie and Chocolate Factory. People can't get over their nostalgia for older flick. I liked them both and the newer one was more faithful to the source material anyway. I will see this movie as cheaply as possible and enjoy it for it's own merits. K thnx bai
...deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
May 14 2011 09:51 GMT
#66
In my opinion trailer seemed quite uninteresting, first Conan was epic on its own way and this will do no justice for it, same goes for nearly all remakes.

Going to spare myself from watching it.
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
May 14 2011 09:52 GMT
#67
The only good thing about them remaking something like this is reminding everyone to go watch the old one and see how fucking awesome it is.
because its so good.

ARNIE KNOCKS OUT A CAMEL. A FUCKING CAMEL. HOLY SHIT
conan so good
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ULTRAmarine
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden47 Posts
May 14 2011 10:51 GMT
#68
i kind of got a problem with the conan actor for not being white enough

i don't mean that in any racist way, it's just that shit dudes, conan is cimmerian. he dont look like no mascara wearing arab warrior. it's wrong, just saying it

other than that, first movie is completely fucking awesome. i watch it at least once a year. of course the acting is quite bad but that's not really the point. the conan universe IS the most bad ass fantasy stuff ever made and that film actually captures that well, even with bad actors.
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-14 11:50:20
May 14 2011 11:49 GMT
#69
On May 14 2011 19:51 ULTRAmarine wrote:
i kind of got a problem with the conan actor for not being white enough

i don't mean that in any racist way, it's just that shit dudes, conan is cimmerian. he dont look like no mascara wearing arab warrior. it's wrong, just saying it

other than that, first movie is completely fucking awesome. i watch it at least once a year. of course the acting is quite bad but that's not really the point. the conan universe IS the most bad ass fantasy stuff ever made and that film actually captures that well, even with bad actors.

They should instead make a "Conan's grandchildren" movie where Arnie can be an old Conan to introduce new characters. That way the color of their skin doesnt matter really since it is 30 years later and Conan might even have gotten a tan and muscles arent needed that much since he is older (but wiser and still respected). I think that solution would solve several problems at once.
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
May 14 2011 12:05 GMT
#70
No arnold no Conan
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
May 14 2011 12:24 GMT
#71
howie scream at .50. bonus pts for pointing out where it featured in sc1

muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Av4st
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada92 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-14 12:46:27
May 14 2011 12:40 GMT
#72
On May 14 2011 05:14 Shinobi1982 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2011 05:00 Liquid`Tyler wrote:
On May 14 2011 04:53 Narwhal wrote:
I sense a bad remake, lot like most remakes of classics.

It will be

* Very corny.
* Mediocre acting.
* Over-blown visual effects and fight scenes.
* Aimed towards people that like WWE
* Shallow and predictable story.
* Nothing like the original.


Just sayin.

I think your last prediction contradicts some of your other predictions!

Spot on.

It's not like you are ever going to re-watch the original for whatever reason. Some older movies (<1990) you can re-watch and still be awed by it's brilliance. Conan the Barbarian (1982) is defiantly not one of those.


How could you not be awed?

Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17550 Posts
May 14 2011 13:06 GMT
#73
Great... Now you've all made me undust my Age of Conan board game, re-read the comics and books... Damn it's epic!
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Fuinur
Profile Joined March 2010
Finland7 Posts
May 14 2011 13:26 GMT
#74
You guys do realize that this is made for new audiences not directly for those who hold the old Conen in high regard.. and the new audience happens to be the age that like visually entertaining movies..
johanngrunt
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Hong Kong1555 Posts
May 14 2011 13:30 GMT
#75
On May 14 2011 20:49 Rabiator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2011 19:51 ULTRAmarine wrote:
i kind of got a problem with the conan actor for not being white enough

i don't mean that in any racist way, it's just that shit dudes, conan is cimmerian. he dont look like no mascara wearing arab warrior. it's wrong, just saying it

other than that, first movie is completely fucking awesome. i watch it at least once a year. of course the acting is quite bad but that's not really the point. the conan universe IS the most bad ass fantasy stuff ever made and that film actually captures that well, even with bad actors.

They should instead make a "Conan's grandchildren" movie where Arnie can be an old Conan to introduce new characters. That way the color of their skin doesnt matter really since it is 30 years later and Conan might even have gotten a tan and muscles arent needed that much since he is older (but wiser and still respected). I think that solution would solve several problems at once.


Read the comics. He's always been dark skinned.
Bosko
Profile Joined February 2010
United States155 Posts
May 14 2011 13:34 GMT
#76
If thats the case theres a billion other stories/books with muscle men with swords they can make into movies. The new generation doesn't know what Conan is, and if they do they probably think its just some lame 80s movie.

Just like The Thing, that's my favorite horror movie of all time, and they're going to ruin it later this year by adding terrible CG and a love story.
BlackFlag
Profile Joined September 2010
499 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-14 13:44:18
May 14 2011 13:40 GMT
#77
this sucks. original conan was perfect and i don't want no stupid cgi effects destroying a cult-hit. It's just like with the a-team remake üaarghh... there should be a law against badly remaking classic movies.

edit: i hope that 3d doesn't become "standart" in the next years, I think it really adds nothing to movies and to me it seems, that if they do 3d movies they think they can put less emphasis on story etc. because the visuals are "impressive"....
DaCruise
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark2457 Posts
May 14 2011 13:46 GMT
#78
On May 14 2011 21:24 x2fst wrote:
howie scream at .50. bonus pts for pointing out where it featured in sc1



I am not really sure as I havnt played SC1 in ages but isnt it when you click on the terran academy?
Horiz0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Sweden364 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-14 13:54:44
May 14 2011 13:51 GMT
#79
Arnold killed Robert E Howards Conan, I hope Jason will do a better job, to bad they aint using one of Howards stories for inspiration :<


On May 14 2011 22:30 johanngrunt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2011 20:49 Rabiator wrote:
On May 14 2011 19:51 ULTRAmarine wrote:
i kind of got a problem with the conan actor for not being white enough

i don't mean that in any racist way, it's just that shit dudes, conan is cimmerian. he dont look like no mascara wearing arab warrior. it's wrong, just saying it

other than that, first movie is completely fucking awesome. i watch it at least once a year. of course the acting is quite bad but that's not really the point. the conan universe IS the most bad ass fantasy stuff ever made and that film actually captures that well, even with bad actors.

They should instead make a "Conan's grandchildren" movie where Arnie can be an old Conan to introduce new characters. That way the color of their skin doesnt matter really since it is 30 years later and Conan might even have gotten a tan and muscles arent needed that much since he is older (but wiser and still respected). I think that solution would solve several problems at once.


Read the comics. He's always been dark skinned.


Yepp, Conan is described as being bronze-skinned.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17550 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-14 14:07:27
May 14 2011 14:02 GMT
#80
On May 14 2011 22:51 Horiz0n wrote:
Arnold killed Robert E Howards Conan, I hope Jason will do a better job, to bad they aint using one of Howards stories for inspiration :<


Show nested quote +
On May 14 2011 22:30 johanngrunt wrote:
On May 14 2011 20:49 Rabiator wrote:
On May 14 2011 19:51 ULTRAmarine wrote:
i kind of got a problem with the conan actor for not being white enough

i don't mean that in any racist way, it's just that shit dudes, conan is cimmerian. he dont look like no mascara wearing arab warrior. it's wrong, just saying it

other than that, first movie is completely fucking awesome. i watch it at least once a year. of course the acting is quite bad but that's not really the point. the conan universe IS the most bad ass fantasy stuff ever made and that film actually captures that well, even with bad actors.

They should instead make a "Conan's grandchildren" movie where Arnie can be an old Conan to introduce new characters. That way the color of their skin doesnt matter really since it is 30 years later and Conan might even have gotten a tan and muscles arent needed that much since he is older (but wiser and still respected). I think that solution would solve several problems at once.


Read the comics. He's always been dark skinned.


Yepp, Conan is described as being bronze-skinned.


How did Arnold kill REH's Conan? The only things that were wrong: hair and eye colour. REH was a big bodybuilding fan (that's why he made Conan so) and who better to portray his character than a former bodybuilding champion?

I just wish someone would go a bit further and give him a badass beard. That's the only thing Conan is lacking.
Just look how badass Stella Skarsgard looked as Cerdic in King Arthur:

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