EPTOnce i was done playing i instantly regretted the decision.
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lordmordor
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Once i was done playing i instantly regretted the decision. | ||
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Clasic
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They were really fucking pissed. | ||
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Perguvious
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Etherone
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ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments. | ||
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Perguvious
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On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote: I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends. ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments. I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. | ||
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fanatacist
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On June 16 2009 16:16 Perguvious wrote: When I first masturbated it took about an hour in the bathroom, and now it takes thirty seconds with the internet I first tried to masturbate in 5th grade when I saw porn links on newgrounds.com. I attempted to fit my penis into 2 liter Sprite bottles to simulate a vagina. It never fit so I would get frustrated and jerk it up and down anyway, leaving pretty bad circle imprints on my penis head. When I figured out I could use my hand after seeing a video of it, I was amazed. A few years later I was masturbating in my room in Russia to the dirty movies they play at 1 am, I must have orgasmed 7 times within 2 hours, and when number 8 was coming close, my grandma walks in and asks me something. I managed to change the channel and put one hand over my penis but it was still clearly visible. She didn't pause or say anything. I was hoping she didn't see it. But she is tricky, she might have been on her toes to avoid such a situation. Or she planned the whole encounter to see if I was masturbating. I really don't want to know which of these is true. At some point during my vacation in Turkey I had a dream that I was fondling my grandma while she was sleeping. I woke up that morning and realized that we did in fact have to sleep in the same bed, because we had a single-bed room. I spent the day convincing myself it was a dream. I am still trying to do the same whenever I think about it. Fuck you, confession thread. I'm done. | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote: + Show Spoiler + On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote: I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends. ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments. I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. if by cocky funny you mean continuously berate them, then laugh it off as a joke, successfully lowering their self esteem centimeters at a time, also revealing how much more intelligent you are than them and throwing in their faces how "lived" you are and how they have so much to see and learn ( with you) then you have my method down pretty well, with a few flavorful tactics omitted. and as for my confession, I revolted against the world for 2 years, and spiraled out of control simply because my father lost most of his money, and i felt betrayed. | ||
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SK.Testie
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On June 16 2009 16:39 Etherone wrote: if by cocky funny you mean continuously berate them, then laugh it off as a joke, successfully lowering their self esteem centimeters at a time, also revealing how much more intelligent you are than them and throwing in their faces how "lived" you are and how they have so much to see and learn ( with you) then you have my method down pretty well, with a few flavorful tactics omitted. and as for my confession, I revolted against the world for 2 years, and spiraled out of control simply because my father lost most of his money, and i felt betrayed. That is pretty accurate but I love how you try to boost your e-penis/ego/self-image by pretending like you understand the depths of another person's approach to what is one of the most common and prevalent instincts, the instinct to reproduce, from a few lines that that person typed on a forum. Get over yourself, you're not a super womanizing sex legend. The end. | ||
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fanatacist
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On June 16 2009 16:43 MYM.Testie wrote: I hate confession threads. It makes me realize how many truly ugly people I'm surrounded by. Or it just makes me think they have really shitty taste in humour. The "too cool for this" attitude is your defining feature and was annoying and old when you first went public with it, by now it is more of an eye-sore than almost any other kind of post on this website. | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On June 16 2009 16:45 fanatacist wrote: That is pretty accurate but I love how you try to boost your e-penis/ego/self-image by pretending like you understand the depths of another person's approach to what is one of the most common and prevalent instincts, the instinct to reproduce, from a few lines that that person typed on a forum. Get over yourself, you're not a super womanizing sex legend. The end. first, i was simply describing my method because the similarities have become obvious and i wanted to know to what extent they held true. Also we both know the drive isn't the instinct to reproduce but something else, at least not all of it, i believe i have some control over my biological urges, or rather i'd like to believe that. whether you believe this, or that i am simply reading into your posts and over analyzing them is ultimately your choice obviously although... edit: On June 16 2009 16:43 MYM.Testie wrote: I hate confession threads. It makes me realize how many truly ugly people I'm surrounded by. Or it just makes me think they have really shitty taste in humour. how self righteous. honesty is ugly to you? | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote: I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours. I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze. | ||
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Xela
Canada203 Posts
a) a weird person b) a very good troll c) both I can't decide. | ||
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