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MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
June 16 2009 01:14 GMT
#481
I secretly hate people with dyslexic.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 16 2009 01:15 GMT
#482
On June 16 2009 09:43 VarsityUser wrote:
Confessing on this site is fucking retarded. You confess love to someone you know, not to a random asian nerd/white nerd online. You don't tell a bunch of ppl how u wasted 10 years in a mental haze because you were confused about love. You tell the girl and if you really care about her do more.


I read the "whats happening to my body" girls edition to find more about girls when I was really young.


best post ever
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 01:28:12
June 16 2009 01:26 GMT
#483
On June 16 2009 10:15 OmgIRok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 09:43 VarsityUser wrote:
Confessing on this site is fucking retarded. You confess love to someone you know, not to a random asian nerd/white nerd online. You don't tell a bunch of ppl how u wasted 10 years in a mental haze because you were confused about love. You tell the girl and if you really care about her do more.


I read the "whats happening to my body" girls edition to find more about girls when I was really young.


best post ever



i thought the irony would getcha. LoL my parents actually had a program that tracked sites me and my older bro and sister looked at. But when your a kid some hot porn is like crack so what was I gonna do, not whack whack?
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
June 16 2009 01:53 GMT
#484
On June 16 2009 05:49 x89titan wrote:
i gave an orgasm to a girl in a theatre not too long ago. we were watching wolverine


And how old are you?? (Not judging just a question ^^)
David Kim for Bonjwa!
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
June 16 2009 01:55 GMT
#485
On June 16 2009 06:04 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 01:38 StorZerg wrote:
20 yrs old. 21 in nov, yet everyday at work i get questioned if i'm old enough to work there... i don't look older than 16 thats for sure.

im 18 almost 19 and I get asked if im in middle school -_-


Ow damn, I have the same situation too.
David Kim for Bonjwa!
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
June 16 2009 01:58 GMT
#486
I was supposed to be born male until the day I was delivered. My mother was quite disappointed.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 16 2009 01:58 GMT
#487
On June 16 2009 10:55 ReCharge wrote:
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On June 16 2009 06:04 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
On June 16 2009 01:38 StorZerg wrote:
20 yrs old. 21 in nov, yet everyday at work i get questioned if i'm old enough to work there... i don't look older than 16 thats for sure.

im 18 almost 19 and I get asked if im in middle school -_-


Ow damn, I have the same situation too.

Seriously, you guys cannot have it as bad as Stor. I thought I had it bad... But no.

Stor be careful what kind of drugs you take for it...
Peace~
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 03:06:54
June 16 2009 02:04 GMT
#488
On June 16 2009 10:14 MadNeSs wrote:
I secretly hate people with dyslexic.

.lleps t'nac taht elpoep etah ylnepo I

+ Show Spoiler +
You hate people with dyslexia
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 16 2009 02:12 GMT
#489
On June 16 2009 10:58 lilsusie wrote:
I was supposed to be born male until the day I was delivered. My mother was quite disappointed.


well, people watching GOM weren't disappointed
And all is illuminated.
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 05:47:39
June 16 2009 03:23 GMT
#490
I told a girl I was chatting with online that I would be right back. I went and played a game of BW. Afterwards, I went back and told her I did dishes or something like that.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
June 16 2009 03:39 GMT
#491
On June 16 2009 12:23 Ellis wrote:
I told a girl I was chatting with online that I would be right back. I went and played a game of BW. Afterwards, I went back and told her I had to do the dishes or something like that.


????
meow
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
June 16 2009 03:43 GMT
#492
On June 16 2009 10:58 lilsusie wrote:
I was supposed to be born male until the day I was delivered. My mother was quite disappointed.


Wasnt that why god invented the ultrasound?
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
June 16 2009 03:47 GMT
#493
Before I watch an episode of 24, I have a glass of water and go to the toilet so I can watch it from start to finish without any interruption.
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
June 16 2009 03:51 GMT
#494
On June 16 2009 12:43 Cloud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 10:58 lilsusie wrote:
I was supposed to be born male until the day I was delivered. My mother was quite disappointed.


Wasnt that why god invented the ultrasound?


Apparently I had a penis until the day I was born. It fell off in the process or something.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
June 16 2009 04:00 GMT
#495
The mystery around lilsusie slowly unravels...
ModeratorGodfather
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
June 16 2009 04:29 GMT
#496
On June 16 2009 12:51 lilsusie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 12:43 Cloud wrote:
On June 16 2009 10:58 lilsusie wrote:
I was supposed to be born male until the day I was delivered. My mother was quite disappointed.


Wasnt that why god invented the ultrasound?


Apparently I had a penis until the day I was born. It fell off in the process or something.

must have been really awkward when you first heard about it
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24741 Posts
June 16 2009 04:29 GMT
#497
That's why she desperately seeks them out (little ones)...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
June 16 2009 04:35 GMT
#498
On June 16 2009 10:14 MadNeSs wrote:
I secretly hate people with dyslexic.

does izzycraft ring a bell to you?
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 05:47:58
June 16 2009 04:39 GMT
#499
On June 16 2009 12:39 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 12:23 Ellis wrote:
I told a girl I was chatting with online that I would be right back. I went and played a game of BW. Afterwards, I went back and told her I had to do the dishes or something like that.


????

I lied so I could go play sc but I made it seem like I did something important.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 16 2009 04:58 GMT
#500
On June 16 2009 07:53 Chef wrote:
I once found a self-help book my mother bought. In it, besides the writing and advice itself, were sections that you could write stuff that was on your mind or was causing you pain in your life. My mum wrote that she was disappointed in and ashamed of me :O LOL life.

+ Show Spoiler +
More my mother's unwitting confession than my own, of course


thats exactly what u deserve for reading it
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