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On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is.
Thats actually what I did with this girl and ive gotten in a really bad situation where the loser am I:
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On June 16 2009 17:05 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:45 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 16:39 Etherone wrote:On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. if by cocky funny you mean continuously berate them, then laugh it off as a joke, successfully lowering their self esteem centimeters at a time, also revealing how much more intelligent you are than them and throwing in their faces how "lived" you are and how they have so much to see and learn ( with you) then you have my method down pretty well, with a few flavorful tactics omitted. and as for my confession, I revolted against the world for 2 years, and spiraled out of control simply because my father lost most of his money, and i felt betrayed. That is pretty accurate but I love how you try to boost your e-penis/ego/self-image by pretending like you understand the depths of another person's approach to what is one of the most common and prevalent instincts, the instinct to reproduce, from a few lines that that person typed on a forum. Get over yourself, you're not a super womanizing sex legend. The end. first, i was simply describing my method because the similarities have become obvious and i wanted to know to what extent they held true. Also we both know the drive isn't the instinct to reproduce but something else, at least not all of it, i believe i have some control over my biological urges, or rather i'd like to believe that. whether you believe this, or that i am simply reading into your posts and over analyzing them is ultimately your choice obviously although... edit: Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:43 MYM.Testie wrote:
I hate confession threads. It makes me realize how many truly ugly people I'm surrounded by. Or it just makes me think they have really shitty taste in humour. how self righteous. honesty is ugly to you?
In a modern society where it is no longer (exclusively) the strongest or the most well-off that has guaranteed mates, but a person with a strategy or innate ability to woo women, saying that any method of gathering the interest of women is not related to our instinct of reproduction is completely false. The depth of the art is a consequence of the higher level of intelligence on either side, and therefore the higher level of intricacy.
We all have biological urges that we are forced to control because of society's standards and laws. Saying that you like to believe you do is an understatement as this control is forced upon us for the greater good of society.
I was referring to your saying that my method is similar yet lacks a "few flavorful tactics," indicating that you have somehow surmised from the few lines I used to describe my approach that it is inferior to yours, which is obviously vast and has depth beyond my puny imagination. Hence I said, get the fuck over yourself.
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On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:
I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.
I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze.
The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.
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On June 16 2009 17:18 Art.FeeL wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. Thats actually what I did with this girl and ive gotten in a really bad situation where the loser am I
Blog link non-existent, failure to utilize cocky-funny.
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well I can't really believe you made up ALL of those stories, but if you did, they were still awesome so I would think you aren't a very good troll but rather an awesome troll lol.
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The "stories" were all true.
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I'm probably going to go whack it.
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On June 16 2009 17:18 fanatacist wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 16 2009 17:05 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:45 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 16:39 Etherone wrote:On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. if by cocky funny you mean continuously berate them, then laugh it off as a joke, successfully lowering their self esteem centimeters at a time, also revealing how much more intelligent you are than them and throwing in their faces how "lived" you are and how they have so much to see and learn ( with you) then you have my method down pretty well, with a few flavorful tactics omitted. and as for my confession, I revolted against the world for 2 years, and spiraled out of control simply because my father lost most of his money, and i felt betrayed. That is pretty accurate but I love how you try to boost your e-penis/ego/self-image by pretending like you understand the depths of another person's approach to what is one of the most common and prevalent instincts, the instinct to reproduce, from a few lines that that person typed on a forum. Get over yourself, you're not a super womanizing sex legend. The end. first, i was simply describing my method because the similarities have become obvious and i wanted to know to what extent they held true. Also we both know the drive isn't the instinct to reproduce but something else, at least not all of it, i believe i have some control over my biological urges, or rather i'd like to believe that. whether you believe this, or that i am simply reading into your posts and over analyzing them is ultimately your choice obviously although... edit: Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:43 MYM.Testie wrote:
I hate confession threads. It makes me realize how many truly ugly people I'm surrounded by. Or it just makes me think they have really shitty taste in humour. how self righteous. honesty is ugly to you? In a modern society where it is no longer the strongest or the most well-off that has guaranteed mates, but a person with a strategy or innate ability to woo women, saying that any method of gathering the interest of women is not related to our instinct of reproduction is completely false. The depth of the art is a consequence of the higher level of intelligence on either side, and therefore the higher level of intricacy. We all have biological urges that we are forced to control because of society's standards and laws. Saying that you like to believe you do is an understatement as this control is forced upon us for the greater good of society. I was referring to your saying that my method is similar yet lacks a "few flavorful tactics," indicating that you have somehow surmised from the few lines I used to describe my approach that it is inferior to yours, which is obviously vast and has depth beyond my puny imagination. Hence I said, get the fuck over yourself.
then the segment i believe you missed was right before it "then you have my method down pretty well" although i guess i could have been playing coy and meant it the way you took it, but no i meant my description lacked a few flavorful tactics, which i simply did not have the time or willingness to include. unintentional ambiguity at it's best.
the control over the biological urges comment was more directed at the fact that i cannot know if this strategy was a product of my freewill, something I controlled or rather forced by my biological need to reproduce and survive.
i have a question. is the girl you asked out older or younger than you?
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On June 16 2009 17:25 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 17:18 Art.FeeL wrote:On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. Thats actually what I did with this girl and ive gotten in a really bad situation where the loser am I Blog link non-existent, failure to utilize cocky-funny. 2/10
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Guys, anyone who uses the words cocky-funny to describe "their" method, is using David DeAngelo's method, since he coined the term cocky-funny.
On June 15 2009 05:22 hcliff454 wrote:
Whenever I see fat people or midgets trying to perform daily routines, I crack up.
Omg, I saw a commercial for "Little Couples" or some shit on TLN, and I cracked up. This midget woman was dressed in a suit, and I laughed and said "look at her little suit," but there was no one else in the room.
I've had sex with two girls since my ex-gf (also my first gf, and the first girl for everything for me), and neither one of them could get me off. It seriously took almost three hours with the first girl, and it basically ended with me jerking off, and the second one took slightly longer. Perhaps not surprisingly, I enjoy masturbating more than any other form of sex because I'm the only one that can get me off apparently (besides my ex). I tend to think that it's because of deep seeded emotions and whatnot, but it's probably because, for some reason, condoms make my dick numb. Maybe I'm allergic to latex.... who knows.
I am the most self-centered person I know. I wanted to change for a little while to try and get back with my ex, but then I realized how successful the way I act is with attracting other people, and I decided to not change so much. I also have come to the realization that I want to be with my ex for two reasons, and neither of them is being with her. The first being that she is amazing in bed, and the second being that I miss her daughter more than anything in the world. I still have pictures of her on my myspace account (which, interestingly, contains no pictures of me), and I have two pictures of her right over my bed. I would give anything to be able to hold her one more time, but I know I'll never be able to, because my ex hates me now, and that is a very painful realization for me. But, I think the most painful part of all of this is that this is one of the few times in my life I haven't been able to come up with a way to get what I wanted, and I'm super pissed off about that. All that said, I fantasize about having a daughter to replace the one that I can't have anymore. (And, take my advice on this one, don't get involved with someone that has kids. It's not bad that they have a kid, necessarily, but I think attachment is inevitable, and it's totally not worth it when the relationship ends.)
I just played Resistance 2 and I wish I could go back in time and tell myself not to play it, because the ending was so awful.
I once set a gallon of gasoline on fire in my driveway on accident. My friend and I were dipping things into it and lighting them on fire a few feet away. He, in his brilliance, grabbed a rag and dipped it in, and it dripped on the ground as we moved it away from the gas can. We lit the rag on fire, and the drops lit on fire in what seemed to be slow motion, and ran up the gas can; it looked like a scene in a movie right before a car or plane explodes or something. I then picked it up and blew on it (like a retard), and dropped it afterward causing it to spread all over my driveway. Luckily, I was on the side of the fire that I could access our hose from and I was able to put it out. Amazingly, no one in my neighborhood saw this and called the fire department.
I love boxing, but I don't like watching guys get KOed. Oddly enough, I only like MMA when someone gets KOed. I understand boxing more than I understand mma (the "science" part of it, so to speak), so I enjoy matches in boxing that most would consider boring, because the science of the sport is what I enjoy, not the brutality. On the other hand, I don't understand mma very well, so I enjoy the brutality more.
Despite seeming like someone who has his life together (to people I meet), and someone who is very confident in himself and his abilities, I have very little confidence in myself at all. I use arrogance and self-centeredness as a defense mechanism to keep people from getting too close to me, and really getting to know me, because I'm scared that people will find me incredibly boring if they know me too well.
I almost deleted all of this just now because they aren't one liners and I don't think anyone cares about what I wrote.
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On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:
I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.
I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze. The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day.
It's always coughing with me, but people I used to hang out with would make me go last because I coughed into the smoking piece too often.
I've always wanted to smoke more, but I feel bad/ashamed after smoking. I have no idea why, because I really enjoy it, but whatever.
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On June 16 2009 19:01 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 17:20 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 17:13 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On June 13 2009 23:04 captainwaffles wrote:
I once coughed back into the bong, and was subsequently shunned for the next several hours.
I did that once too. I wasn't shunned though. We sprayed it with Febreeze. The worst is bursting into laughter while smoking a bowl/pipe and blowing all the weed out. That gets people pissed off more than anything, especially outdoors in the dark. Happened to me a few times when I was a rookie smoker way way back in the day. It's always coughing with me, but people I used to hang out with would make me go last because I coughed into the smoking piece too often. I've always wanted to smoke more, but I feel bad/ashamed after smoking. I have no idea why, because I really enjoy it, but whatever.
You just have to take shorter puffs and get the pipe away from your face often until you get the hang of it.
My friend always said something similar, that when he smokes he feels "dirty" and the process of becoming "clean" over the next day or two feels better to him than actually being high. It's probably an ingrained thing.
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On June 16 2009 17:41 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 17:18 fanatacist wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 16 2009 17:05 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:45 fanatacist wrote:On June 16 2009 16:39 Etherone wrote:On June 16 2009 16:27 fanatacist wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On June 16 2009 16:20 Etherone wrote:
I don't have the balls to ask girls out, i just attempt to create and recreate that "kiss her" moment enough times so that the girl can get tired and either kiss me, or give up and just be friends.
ultimately I want them to give up and just be friends, so we can diffuse any sexual tension and i can play around with her and talk to her about anything, without worrying about it ruining a possible relationship. Comfort > sex
I have gone through extreme lengths to recreate these moments.
I have never asked a girl out, except my current girlfriend (I 100% knew she would say yes), because I am also too much of a pussy to ask a girl out. I spent years perfecting my technique of forcing the girl into the situation of asking me out, not by direct romantic approaches, but by making it evident that I like her and making her like me so much that they break down and ask me. I planned to get engaged this way as well. It has only failed once, and it has worked 4 times. By the way my method includes cocky-funny, which is a euphemism for being a sarcastic dick with a few good traits. This helps girls have low expectations of me in a relationship but still like me enough to ask me out; this way, I can overwhelm them by being even slightly nicer doing the relationship. This makes them feel "special" because I am not that nice to anyone else, even though what they think is me being exceptionally nice is probably less than what even the average bad boyfriend is. if by cocky funny you mean continuously berate them, then laugh it off as a joke, successfully lowering their self esteem centimeters at a time, also revealing how much more intelligent you are than them and throwing in their faces how "lived" you are and how they have so much to see and learn ( with you) then you have my method down pretty well, with a few flavorful tactics omitted. and as for my confession, I revolted against the world for 2 years, and spiraled out of control simply because my father lost most of his money, and i felt betrayed. That is pretty accurate but I love how you try to boost your e-penis/ego/self-image by pretending like you understand the depths of another person's approach to what is one of the most common and prevalent instincts, the instinct to reproduce, from a few lines that that person typed on a forum. Get over yourself, you're not a super womanizing sex legend. The end. first, i was simply describing my method because the similarities have become obvious and i wanted to know to what extent they held true. Also we both know the drive isn't the instinct to reproduce but something else, at least not all of it, i believe i have some control over my biological urges, or rather i'd like to believe that. whether you believe this, or that i am simply reading into your posts and over analyzing them is ultimately your choice obviously although... edit: Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 16:43 MYM.Testie wrote:
I hate confession threads. It makes me realize how many truly ugly people I'm surrounded by. Or it just makes me think they have really shitty taste in humour. how self righteous. honesty is ugly to you? In a modern society where it is no longer the strongest or the most well-off that has guaranteed mates, but a person with a strategy or innate ability to woo women, saying that any method of gathering the interest of women is not related to our instinct of reproduction is completely false. The depth of the art is a consequence of the higher level of intelligence on either side, and therefore the higher level of intricacy. We all have biological urges that we are forced to control because of society's standards and laws. Saying that you like to believe you do is an understatement as this control is forced upon us for the greater good of society. I was referring to your saying that my method is similar yet lacks a "few flavorful tactics," indicating that you have somehow surmised from the few lines I used to describe my approach that it is inferior to yours, which is obviously vast and has depth beyond my puny imagination. Hence I said, get the fuck over yourself. then the segment i believe you missed was right before it "then you have my method down pretty well" although i guess i could have been playing coy and meant it the way you took it, but no i meant my description lacked a few flavorful tactics, which i simply did not have the time or willingness to include. unintentional ambiguity at it's best. the control over the biological urges comment was more directed at the fact that i cannot know if this strategy was a product of my freewill, something I controlled or rather forced by my biological need to reproduce and survive. i have a question. is the girl you asked out older or younger than you?
"then you have my method down pretty well"
1. My = infers your method was first, is your property, and I am simply trying to emulate.
2. pretty = belittling adjective inferring that although I have some mastery of the method it is not as good as yours. This is consistent with your latter statement (lack of "few flavorful tactics").
I can tell you now that unless you have a hormone deficiency or imbalance, it is at least in part due to the biological urges/instincts.
Younger by 8 months. The girls that asked me out were, in order, older by 3, older by 20 months, younger by 21 days, younger by 8 months. Don't think there is any trend in their ages, although it is interesting that their ages were lower and lower relative to mine as time went on.
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On June 16 2009 06:04 Ilikestarcraft wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 01:38 StorZerg wrote:
20 yrs old. 21 in nov, yet everyday at work i get questioned if i'm old enough to work there... i don't look older than 16 thats for sure. im 18 almost 19 and I get asked if im in middle school -_-
heh.. wonder who wins the looking youngest contest lol
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On June 17 2009 01:43 StorZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 06:04 Ilikestarcraft wrote:On June 16 2009 01:38 StorZerg wrote:
20 yrs old. 21 in nov, yet everyday at work i get questioned if i'm old enough to work there... i don't look older than 16 thats for sure. im 18 almost 19 and I get asked if im in middle school -_- heh.. wonder who wins the looking youngest contest lol
You do. 100%.
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On June 17 2009 01:43 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 17 2009 01:43 StorZerg wrote:On June 16 2009 06:04 Ilikestarcraft wrote:On June 16 2009 01:38 StorZerg wrote:
20 yrs old. 21 in nov, yet everyday at work i get questioned if i'm old enough to work there... i don't look older than 16 thats for sure. im 18 almost 19 and I get asked if im in middle school -_- heh.. wonder who wins the looking youngest contest lol You do. 100%.
thanks i guess..
bet she wants you to quit smoking so many packs a day -_-
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