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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
April 30 2011 12:48 GMT
#261
You know I've thought of just sitting down for less mess but to this day I still have fun from the fact that I can piss and aim while standing up. Usually I just hit everything inside the toilet and usually I take my pisses very seriously and let myself enjoy it so much that I get a mini-orgasm.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
judytuna
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States217 Posts
May 04 2011 10:25 GMT
#262
Thank you. This thread has been very educational.
it's great to be known, but it's even better to be known as strange. -takeshi kaga
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
May 04 2011 10:29 GMT
#263
I go right, guess it's because I'm right-handed.

I HATE people who go in the water, my room is just opposite of the toilet at my office and when some people go to pee... ugh. No one wants to hear you piss man, I don't need to be reminded that you're peeing. It's gross.
JamesJohansen
Profile Joined September 2010
United States213 Posts
May 04 2011 10:45 GMT
#264
Now I've seen everything possible on the internet... Center I suppose
Chemist391
Profile Joined October 2010
United States366 Posts
May 04 2011 10:47 GMT
#265
On April 05 2007 14:01 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2007 13:44 semioldguy wrote:
When I was younger I used to play a game with myself and the toilet. I would attempt to urinate in a way that made the entire surface of water within the toilet to be covered in bubbles from my stream of piss. If I finished and could still see some of the water's surface, I lost; if it was solid bubbly-ness, I won. In some toilets it is more difficult than others due to varying surface areas.

To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes.

Haha damn I had a slightly different game at the toilet when I was little. I'd pee into the center with great vehemence to generate as many bubbles as I can. Then, I'd spray the entire surface, trying to destroy all the bubbles because of some weird fetish I had (lol wtf). Obviously, the urination would destroy the bubbles, but at the mean time create new ones, which means there can never be no bubbles. hahahaha now that I look at myself back then, I feel so strange. Dunno why, but I just did it. Sort of like a ritual.

Also, I used to like to pee into the middle of the water, in a forwardly direction. This causes the bubbles to move toward the back of the bowl, and once the bubbles reach there, they split into 2 separate streams. They round the edge of the bowl, coming back to the closer edge, and remerging to restart the process all over again. This sounds confusing, but I drew a visual that can explain the mechanics with greater ease.

[image loading]


Exactly this. To all of it.
evanthebouncy
Profile Joined November 2004
China491 Posts
May 04 2011 10:51 GMT
#266
On May 04 2011 19:47 Chemist391 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2007 14:01 ieatkids5 wrote:
On April 05 2007 13:44 semioldguy wrote:
When I was younger I used to play a game with myself and the toilet. I would attempt to urinate in a way that made the entire surface of water within the toilet to be covered in bubbles from my stream of piss. If I finished and could still see some of the water's surface, I lost; if it was solid bubbly-ness, I won. In some toilets it is more difficult than others due to varying surface areas.

To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes.

Haha damn I had a slightly different game at the toilet when I was little. I'd pee into the center with great vehemence to generate as many bubbles as I can. Then, I'd spray the entire surface, trying to destroy all the bubbles because of some weird fetish I had (lol wtf). Obviously, the urination would destroy the bubbles, but at the mean time create new ones, which means there can never be no bubbles. hahahaha now that I look at myself back then, I feel so strange. Dunno why, but I just did it. Sort of like a ritual.

Also, I used to like to pee into the middle of the water, in a forwardly direction. This causes the bubbles to move toward the back of the bowl, and once the bubbles reach there, they split into 2 separate streams. They round the edge of the bowl, coming back to the closer edge, and remerging to restart the process all over again. This sounds confusing, but I drew a visual that can explain the mechanics with greater ease.

[image loading]


Exactly this. To all of it.


GahAhahhHA!! I actually alter the piss location so I see different flows, I sometimes makes the left circle bigger, sometimes the right
BOINK BOINK! Recursively defined
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
May 04 2011 11:45 GMT
#267
Upwards! (Waterfall)
Dear Sixsmith...
Stroggoz
Profile Joined March 2011
New Zealand79 Posts
May 04 2011 11:54 GMT
#268
if theres shit stains in the toilet i blast it off with my piss.

dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
May 04 2011 11:55 GMT
#269
Drench the whole bowl in piss, and then and slowly move into the puddle for the foam effect.

And if Im chewing gum, I'll spit it out into the center for additional splash.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
May 04 2011 13:22 GMT
#270
I respect other people so I sit down when I piss.
jimbob615
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Uruguay455 Posts
May 04 2011 13:28 GMT
#271
On May 04 2011 20:54 Stroggoz wrote:
if theres shit stains in the toilet i blast it off with my piss.


lol
BouBou.865
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands814 Posts
May 04 2011 15:58 GMT
#272
Pissing is like putting; back of the cup, always.
Playing League of Legends. IGN: Plain Skill
pecore
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany62 Posts
May 04 2011 17:02 GMT
#273
I think people should see people peeing while standing up in front of a 'normal' toilet with the same eyes they would people sitting down on a urinal - ridiculous right?
I always sit down on toilets you're supposed to sit down on .
Dont Panic!
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
May 04 2011 17:40 GMT
#274
Pissing is an art.
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
May 04 2011 17:42 GMT
#275
I has closed this old thread
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