On April 05 2007 01:42 ram wrote: oh, i forgot to mention: I, myself, prefer right, don't know why >.<
And when you go center, doesn't it splash around more? ^_^;
I never get splash damage with toilets.
Now urinals, yeah. I try to not use urinals or at least not use my full power at urinals and try to stand back a bit more than normal.
Are you possibly also one of the guys that stand back so that the last pee drip onto the floor and make the rest of us step in it? I try to stand fairly close to urinals and pee a little downwards so that it doesnt splash on me.
I usually just go in a cup and drink it later.. jk >.> I've never understood why people are so afraid of others hearing them. Everyone knows what they're doing in there. Some people that have visited me have turned on the tap while they go for whatever crazy reason.
If you're at a girls house, and you want to to convince her to fuck you, you need to pee in the water, because, if you have a big dick, the water comes out faster it makes more of a deep 'going in water' sound, there for letting her know you have a big dick.. :D
Aaah, the absence of a "WHYYY?!" chromosome strikes again...
Why was this thread zombied after three years of inactivity?!
On April 30 2011 01:54 enemy2010 wrote:
Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that). Same toilet design here in germany btw.[/QUOTE]
That still doesn't justify the design... How deep is the "examination area"? because some times, when I take a dump, my crap is enought to go all the way to the bottom of the bowl(of a regular toilet) where the curve into the invisible part of the toilet is, all the way to about two or three centimeters out of the water, so if the examination area is half the depth of the bowl, i'd get crap all over my ass(I'd supply pics, but never had a phone on me when those 'births' happened, and i wanted to hide the abominations as fast as possible)
also, one really easy way to eliminate splash(since it's usually the first turd that splashes anyway) is to place a few squares of paper on the water, and take a dump. the paper turns the water to something like a non newtonian fluid, and the water doesn't splash much(or at all)
in the fucking sink yo. you think im kidding but seriously, i pee in the sink everytime, even in my family/friends/public places. i couldn't give a fuck.
EPT![[image loading]](http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg)
(even if some people might like that).
