It's funny how the average IQ of the participants of this thread is about 50 points higher than that of any SC2 live thread. And on topic : I like going round and round, challenging myself to go as close to the center as I can without making noise :}

Distortion_nZ

New Zealand41 Posts

April 30 2011 09:06 GMT

#243

Im a bit of a greeny, so i piss in the top of the toilet system so that when i flush it saves water

oo inflame oo

United States286 Posts

April 30 2011 09:10 GMT

#244

i sit down

Ethic

Canada439 Posts

April 30 2011 09:26 GMT

#245

I live with my fiance, so I have to consider pee splash, so i usually sit down for respect.

ccHaZaRd

Canada1024 Posts

April 30 2011 09:31 GMT

#246

i piss out my window when im drunk

Ayush_SCtoss

India3050 Posts

April 30 2011 09:40 GMT

#247

I spin my piss right round right round.

And at night I try to be extra careful and try to do it without making a sound.

SpeaKEaSY

United States1070 Posts

April 30 2011 09:47 GMT

#248

I stand with my back against the wall and arc my piss into the toilet. As the pressure drops, I adjust the arc; I only move forward if absolutely necessary.

This does not work so well when I'm drunk.

Itachii

Poland12466 Posts

April 30 2011 09:57 GMT

#249

This thread reminded me of this

Angra

United States2652 Posts

April 30 2011 09:58 GMT

#250

On April 05 2007 01:20 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
right where the water meets the bowl if its at a girls house. i dont want to be confused for taking a dump :O

Exactly this!

Quiet enough to not be embarrassingly loud, but still audible enough so people aren't confused what you are doing in there.

L3g3nd_

New Zealand10461 Posts

April 30 2011 09:58 GMT

#251

round and round xD

Seratonin

Australia88 Posts

April 30 2011 10:07 GMT

#252

I can't aim. *has too many X chromosomes* :3

gamecrazy

United States421 Posts

April 30 2011 10:16 GMT

#253

I used to love going dead center. But now I play for keeps and go round and round, trying not to spray the seat of the toilet.

Dizzywitch

United Kingdom12 Posts

April 30 2011 10:19 GMT

#254

I usually just hit the back of the bowl and let it flow

Spyfire242

United States715 Posts

April 30 2011 10:27 GMT

#255

I sit down, yes I am a guy.

Isakhaer

Norway8 Posts

April 30 2011 10:56 GMT

#256

Center as loud as possible, always

Handuke

Sweden48 Posts

April 30 2011 11:17 GMT

#257

On April 30 2011 19:27 Spyfire242 wrote:
I sit down, yes I am a guy.

This, as long as it's not a public toilet. Sitting down for a minute + avoiding any random pissplosions is clearly the superior way.

Randomaccount#128098

United States411 Posts

April 30 2011 12:11 GMT

#258

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DoXa

Switzerland1448 Posts

April 30 2011 12:18 GMT

#259

Since I have to clean the toilet myself I sit down.

Euronyme

Sweden3804 Posts

April 30 2011 12:40 GMT

#260

On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote:
Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area':
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So.. when you take a dump, it all stacks up on the porcelain until it tips over and falls down in the water?
Or do you sit back to front like cool kids? :/

Personally I either go left or sit.. I don't actually care, but I used to live in a house where basically everyone heard everything, cuz the walls were so fucking bad. The neighbours were a part of the family basically.
Anyway, mission impossible was to go for a leak around 3 in the morning before bed time when everyone were asleep.
You gotta do it silent but deadly style, so yeah. Old habits are hard to break.