EPTPoll: Where do you piss?
(Vote): I prefer left
(Vote): I prefer right
(Vote): Center! Let them hear it!
(Vote): I go round and round...
Now gogo! vote!
Your pissing style?
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
Poll: Where do you piss? (Vote): I prefer left (Vote): I prefer right (Vote): Center! Let them hear it! (Vote): I go round and round... Now gogo! vote! | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
Center for me. I got a complain at my own house from my maid who asked me to close the door of the toilet while im peeing cuz she could hear it from the kitchen. But it doesnt really bother me. Bothers me more if I miss the target and get the seat wet, and then having to clean it up later... so center it is  | ||
Liquid`Zephyr
United States996 Posts
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TheosEx
United States894 Posts
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
I, myself, prefer right, don't know why >.< And when you go center, doesn't it splash around more? ^_^; | ||
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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hurin
United States474 Posts
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Niji-z
United States208 Posts
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mel_ee
2448 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:00 Niji-z wrote: I sit down and pee. we have a winner. | ||
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Yuljan
2196 Posts
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distant_voice
Germany2521 Posts
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EsbenPM
Denmark364 Posts
I don't really think about, i just pee. It's pretty hard for others to hear anyway if you just close the door, | ||
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aseq
Netherlands3992 Posts
![[image loading]](http://static.flickr.com/38/107407512_9aa0268f52_o.jpg) | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:20 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: right where the water meets the bowl if its at a girls house. i dont want to be confused for taking a dump :O Exactly, also, it's silly because if you don't make a bit of a splash, it's obvious you're trying to hide it! | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
So today after badminton practice I was changing in the restroom. Hong went in. He said "Sup evan" "Hi... is that hong?" his back was turned cuz he's using a urenal "Yeah it's Hong" 10 seconds later* "Hong, ur not holding ur penis." *Hong's hands were inside hsi pocket "No need to hold my penis! Look!" He raised his hands into he air and waved them around "OMG!" He finished peeing 1 minutes later. I didn't hear a splash. wtf...!! HACK | ||
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:33 EsbenPM wrote: Nice thread, lol. I don't really think about, i just pee. It's pretty hard for others to hear anyway if you just close the door, But, for example, in my apartment the toilet is next to dining room. Well it's like an open are with kitchen and dining room and a door to the toilet. And you can hear pretty easily So when taking a leak, others at the dinner table can hear the waterfalls...On April 05 2007 02:14 Yuljan wrote: round and round. I go where I want to and if there is something to aim at the fun doubles. Yeah, esp. at bars, where they put some refresher (or how do you call it) in urinals  | ||
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SoDrunk
United Kingdom291 Posts
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Bockit
Sydney2287 Posts
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Navane
Netherlands2749 Posts
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote: Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area': You can easlily lean a bit forward and piss on the 'opposite wall' right above the water. You get too much 'spilling' (spatting) if you piss on the flat part anyway | ||
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
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slained
Canada966 Posts
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pheer
5392 Posts
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LeoTheLion
China958 Posts
like they did it with a stick in the sand in hero | ||
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MaxdigsSoda
Sweden304 Posts
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
I thought everyone always thought that but I guess not. Maybe it's because my Dad used to piss loudly. | ||
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Xyoliths
Brunei Darussalam52 Posts
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/Venrae/Funny/comictoilet1.png) | ||
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CamShaft
United States156 Posts
On April 05 2007 07:22 PTC-Hurricane wrote: ROFLMAO Anyway I piss in the middle. No pussyfooting around for meh. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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StimD
Norway738 Posts
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.kaz
1963 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:00 Niji-z wrote: I sit down and pee. Aren't you the newest "girl" on tl.net? =/ | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:52 evanthebouncy~ wrote: haha I have a fitting story today... So today after badminton practice I was changing in the restroom. Hong went in. He said "Sup evan" "Hi... is that hong?" his back was turned cuz he's using a urenal "Yeah it's Hong" 10 seconds later* "Hong, ur not holding ur penis." *Hong's hands were inside hsi pocket "No need to hold my penis! Look!" He raised his hands into he air and waved them around "OMG!" He finished peeing 1 minutes later. I didn't hear a splash. wtf...!! HACK Wow. I need to learn that trick. Pimpest Play right there. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
On April 05 2007 09:24 mikeymoo wrote: Wow. I need to learn that trick. Pimpest Play right there. hahah "WTF HAX!" Well it's in the center for me . | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
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lil.sis
China4650 Posts
we have an elongated toilet. i used to pee to the back but the stream retraction causes a splashing noise. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
if none i sometimes ilike to go out to the woods and mark my territory. | ||
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-StrifeX-
United States529 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
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rel
Guam3521 Posts
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Chobo_Abe
United States168 Posts
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aaro
United States228 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:14 nortorius wrote: when I was little I would go around the sides to make it silent, but now I realize how retarded that was. I just piss in the water, who cares if someone hears you taking a leak? | ||
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gds
Iceland1391 Posts
(did i satisfy your sick curiosity?) | ||
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Tarte
Canada933 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Tarte
Canada933 Posts
On April 05 2007 10:59 CharlieMurphy wrote: I usually go for the drunk piss style- All over the fuckin place! . Nice try yO,but i've already said this! You're not much of a funny guy ! | ||
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Niji-z
United States208 Posts
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
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himurakenshin
Canada1845 Posts
On April 05 2007 12:29 Niji-z wrote: Yeah, I "guess" I am. What "about" you? sitting down generates little noise as well, and is safer than on the side because if something happens and you fuck up your aim, your in trouble | ||
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j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
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himurakenshin
Canada1845 Posts
Poll: How long do you take to piss? (Vote): 2min+ (Vote): 1min+ (Vote): 30-60 sec (Vote): 15-30 sec (Vote): 0-15 sec (Vote): half an hour in the morning, and then your good for the day | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
we'd be like, "tyler, wtf, why are you sitting down to pee?" and he'd be all "why not?" | ||
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Pressure
7326 Posts
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himurakenshin
Canada1845 Posts
Poll: How many times a day do you piss? (Vote): 5+ (Vote): 4 (Vote): 3 (Vote): 2 (Vote): 1 (Vote): once every 2 days | ||
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LonelyIslands
Canada590 Posts
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himurakenshin
Canada1845 Posts
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xM(Z
Romania5296 Posts
if you read that someone does it like you, you get a warm feeling inside thinking you're not allone in the universe?; the fucking irony is when u ask yourself "why this world is going to shit?" | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
On April 05 2007 12:47 xM(Z wrote: the fucking irony is when u ask yourself "why this world is going to shit?" i blame the government. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
for some reason when im drunk, i want the world to know that im pissing. lol | ||
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Detonate
Iceland578 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
On April 05 2007 12:47 xM(Z wrote: gizas people, get a fucking life; why the hell would i give a fuck about how someone is pissing and why would you give a fuck about how i piss?; if you read that someone does it like you, you get a warm feeling inside thinking you're not allone in the universe?; the fucking irony is when u ask yourself "why this world is going to shit?" just answer the question i go around and around :D | ||
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cravy
United States525 Posts
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Duke
United States1106 Posts
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes. | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
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iNkO
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XoR)
Switzerland74 Posts
btw nice thread | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On April 05 2007 13:44 semioldguy wrote: When I was younger I used to play a game with myself and the toilet. I would attempt to urinate in a way that made the entire surface of water within the toilet to be covered in bubbles from my stream of piss. If I finished and could still see some of the water's surface, I lost; if it was solid bubbly-ness, I won. In some toilets it is more difficult than others due to varying surface areas. To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes. Haha damn I had a slightly different game at the toilet when I was little. I'd pee into the center with great vehemence to generate as many bubbles as I can. Then, I'd spray the entire surface, trying to destroy all the bubbles because of some weird fetish I had (lol wtf). Obviously, the urination would destroy the bubbles, but at the mean time create new ones, which means there can never be no bubbles. hahahaha now that I look at myself back then, I feel so strange. Dunno why, but I just did it. Sort of like a ritual. Also, I used to like to pee into the middle of the water, in a forwardly direction. This causes the bubbles to move toward the back of the bowl, and once the bubbles reach there, they split into 2 separate streams. They round the edge of the bowl, coming back to the closer edge, and remerging to restart the process all over again. This sounds confusing, but I drew a visual that can explain the mechanics with greater ease. ![[image loading]](http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5421/peeru3.png) | ||
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XoR)
Switzerland74 Posts
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Ghin
United States2391 Posts
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Niji-z
United States208 Posts
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rel
Guam3521 Posts
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KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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Newbistic
China2912 Posts
Seriously though, real men piss straight down the center line, no directional deviations or circles or w/e. | ||
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Ezra
United States33 Posts
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mel_ee
2448 Posts
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Tarte
Canada933 Posts
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draeger
United States3256 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9105 Posts
just imho | ||
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
0if left = west right = east north = top then i piss north >_> | ||
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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PrinceOfControl
Norway159 Posts
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KOFgokuon
United States14899 Posts
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
I think it is mostly because I have alot of pressure when I piss and I don't want splashback. I have no clue why, but I have been winning pissing contests ever since middle school;o But, usually just above the center. | ||
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EscPlan9
United States2777 Posts
lol my thoughts exactly You don't have to wash it if a little trickles on your clothes, shoes, whatever. It evaporates, whatever. | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
but i like to pee in the side for quietness, lol | ||
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red.venom
United States4651 Posts
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pyogenes
Brazil1401 Posts
On April 05 2007 14:34 mel_ee wrote: anyone ever has splash damage? like you can feel the small spash hit your foot and then you gotta wash your foot afterwards? splash damage. LOL im crying oh my god but yea, sometimes i have to get low because im a pretty tall guy so when the piss hits it splashes. on another note (i didnt read the entire thread) but does your guys piss always come out in a straight stream thing? sometimes mine gets a little messy on it's path down (the stream isnt uniform, like sometimes its crazy) maybe it's just me lol | ||
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mel_ee
2448 Posts
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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Imai_Eriko
Singapore57 Posts
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
On April 05 2007 13:44 semioldguy wrote: When I was younger I used to play a game with myself and the toilet. I would attempt to urinate in a way that made the entire surface of water within the toilet to be covered in bubbles from my stream of piss. If I finished and could still see some of the water's surface, I lost; if it was solid bubbly-ness, I won. In some toilets it is more difficult than others due to varying surface areas. To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes. hahaha! i used to do that too =DDDD | ||
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ChApFoU
France2983 Posts
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DaGGer
Germany11 Posts
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Freezer_au
Australia1461 Posts
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MaGnIfIcA
Norway2312 Posts
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Sigrun
United States1655 Posts
I don't know why. | ||
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unsoundlogic
United States391 Posts
On a side note, my brother once missed while taking a dump. It was just a nice big piece of shit on the toilet rim. O.o I used the other bathroom for a week. | ||
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Lycaeus
United States1420 Posts
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BloodyC0bbler
Canada7876 Posts
On April 05 2007 14:17 Niji-z wrote: I feel kind of left out now. There aren't any fun peeing games I can think of for girls. D: Just make make a sensil(sp?) of what you want to draw then piss on it  As for me, i usually am for the back of the bowl, i dont see an option for that. But if i have a huge stream, dead center and make as much noise as possible. | ||
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skindzer
Chile5114 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote: Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area': That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.< | ||
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HowitZer
United States1610 Posts
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aike
United States1629 Posts
On April 06 2007 20:06 skindzer wrote: That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.< Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would... Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.Center is of course the best! Unless you're trying to be quite and sneaky, then it's gotta be either the back behind the water or off to the left  | ||
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enemy2010
Germany1972 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:00 Niji-z wrote: I sit down and pee. That is how its done! | ||
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enemy2010
Germany1972 Posts
On April 30 2011 01:44 aike wrote: Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would... Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).Same toilet design here in germany btw. | ||
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aike
United States1629 Posts
On April 30 2011 01:54 enemy2010 wrote: Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).Same toilet design here in germany btw. Hmm I see I see... Seems a whole lot messier though... | ||
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CaptainCrush
United States785 Posts
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GxZ
United States375 Posts
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enemy2010
Germany1972 Posts
On April 30 2011 01:55 aike wrote: Hmm I see I see... Seems a whole lot messier though... Yeah, you have to clean more than with other designs. But its worth it! | ||
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No_Roo
United States905 Posts
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Roeder
Denmark735 Posts
One hand holding up in front, so I can lean above the toilet. And then make small moanings all depending on how much I really had to piss. Like a boss. | ||
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Ponyo
United States1231 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:14 nortorius wrote: when I was little I would go around the sides to make it silent, but now I realize how retarded that was. I just piss in the water, who cares if someone hears you taking a leak? i legit have done that my whole life, just started doing it right << 18 a couple months ago. | ||
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gogogadgetflow
United States2583 Posts
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Chewits
Northern Ireland1200 Posts
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LovE-
United States1963 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:10 Chewits wrote: What a bizzare bump, I mean... how did you find this thread? lol My thoughts exactly... | ||
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McNulty
Norway184 Posts
So thanks for the bump! :D Anyways, the "examination" area in some bowls is LOVED by a lot of doctors, because they encourage you to actually examine your feces to see if they seem normal. Like, if you see blood you should get checked asap, as that can be result of cancer. (Most likely is not, but better safe than sorry!) | ||
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aike
United States1629 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:10 Chewits wrote: What a bizzare bump, I mean... how did you find this thread? lol I found it cuz I was reading the "The Tyler Sandwhich" thread, and noticed a post by Liquid`Zephyr. And I was like "Hmm... I have no idea who he is, he must be an older member" So I went and looked at his posts, and one of his earliest posts was in this thread so I was like "Hmm this sounds interesting! Let's see what's in here!" haha and the the resurrection was done. | ||
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matko5
Croatia385 Posts
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Psychobabas
2531 Posts
The: "I piss wherever there are scrape marks from last nights shit trying to pee them off the bowl." | ||
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GiantEnemyCrab
Canada503 Posts
if its rainy i prefer the direct approach right in the centre because of the damping of the peeing sound with the rain. if its sunny, i have to consider the geometry of my bathroom as the window is right next to the toilet. So i prefer pissing on the right side to minimize the surface are of my penis that is receiving sunlight. if its cloudy, i always go with the left since the breeze cools my penis and sometimes make me horny. if there is a natural disaster, i do the round and round to take my mind off the horrible place i m in. | ||
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keNNabis
Canada159 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:25 matko5 wrote: i prefer silent right and always cutting the stream with a spit. i piss wherever i feel like, pissing off stains or on the porcelain late at night like an assassin. I ALWAYS cut my stream with spit. ONLY GOSU URINATORS CAN PULL THIS OFF. great thread  | ||
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dbosworld
United States317 Posts
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douche
Sweden42 Posts
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Derrida
2885 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:26 Psychobabas wrote: There should be another option in the poll. The: "I piss wherever there are scrape marks from last nights shit trying to pee them off the bowl." This. | ||
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CakeOrI)eath
United States327 Posts
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thoradycus
Malaysia3262 Posts
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Billyssjssfj
104 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:26 Psychobabas wrote: There should be another option in the poll. The: "I piss wherever there are scrape marks from last nights shit trying to pee them off the bowl." Haha o man, I just cringed I piss in the middle like a boss yo | ||
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MementoMori
Canada419 Posts
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tGFuRy
United States537 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:29 keNNabis wrote: i piss wherever i feel like, pissing off stains or on the porcelain late at night like an assassin. I ALWAYS cut my stream with spit. ONLY GOSU URINATORS CAN PULL THIS OFF. great thread Someone said assassin!? lol! I always alternate depending on what I feel like doing. Usually its center. HERP DERP HERP DERP. | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
Err.. Left side I think. Most of the time i just aim in the bowl and go. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
(Center) | ||
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zev318
Canada4306 Posts
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Hamster
United Kingdom156 Posts
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Thrill
2599 Posts
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awha
Denmark1358 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:42 ram wrote: oh, i forgot to mention: I, myself, prefer right, don't know why >.< And when you go center, doesn't it splash around more? ^_^; amen I have no idea why I go right though | ||
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tGFuRy
United States537 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:44 Hamster wrote: i piss at the bathtub cas i have 100% control incase something goes wrong. LOL..I hope you're joking.. | ||
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MementoMori
Canada419 Posts
Hahahah, that's amazing. I'm not exactly sure what could go so wrong?? I'm imagining some pretty strange stuff I've gotta say.. | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:47 MementoMori wrote: Hahahah, that's amazing. I'm not exactly sure what could go so wrong?? I'm imagining some pretty strange stuff I've gotta say.. lololol xD | ||
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
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BobGayman
89 Posts
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altered
Switzerland646 Posts
On April 06 2007 20:06 skindzer wrote: That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.< this reminds me of something my favourite philosopher once said: :D | ||
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aike
United States1629 Posts
On April 30 2011 02:57 altered wrote: this reminds me of something my favourite philosopher once said: :D Haha that video is so perfect for this thread. | ||
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Caloooomi
Scotland188 Posts
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Wrongspeedy
United States1655 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:47 LazySCV wrote: I never get splash damage with toilets. Now urinals, yeah. I try to not use urinals or at least not use my full power at urinals and try to stand back a bit more than normal. Maybe I'm just tall? Cause thats actually why I piss on the left side (or all over if I'm drunk). I splashes a bunch if I pee in da water D8 | ||
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MrBarryObama
Korea (South)141 Posts
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
On October 12 2007 06:34 pyrogenetix wrote: i heard theres this trick where you pinch your foreskin and piss into it and your foreskin will fill with piss then you let go and a foreskin piss balloon will erupt sending piss flying everywhere. an italian friend told me thats what they would do in the showers after training. I've said it once, I'll say it again, best post on TL. | ||
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Bedrock
United States395 Posts
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kunstderfugue
Mexico375 Posts
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aike
United States1629 Posts
On April 30 2011 03:36 Megaliskuu wrote: I've said it once, I'll say it again, best post on TL. hahaha epic find Yay TL! | ||
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Irrelevant
United States2364 Posts
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Werk
United States294 Posts
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Steel
Japan2283 Posts
On April 30 2011 04:21 Irrelevant wrote: I aim for dirty spots and see if I can break them up LOL that's what i did until the toilet broke and i had to get it replaced completely mostly left because my water is unequal and a larger waterless part is on the left...its kinda weird to be honest. I think my bathroom water is heavily ionized and that the earths magnetic field is causing this =/ | ||
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Sworn
Canada920 Posts
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Kinetik_Inferno
United States1431 Posts
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ElizarTringov
Bulgaria317 Posts
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RoieTRS
United States2569 Posts
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Slardar
Canada7593 Posts
turn around and relieve myself on the floor. | ||
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Holgerius
Sweden16951 Posts
This is assuming I'm not home alone or something, then I don't give a shit. I just don't like people hearing what I'm up to, for some reason. XD At least I'm not as bad as a friend of mine, he always turns on the water in the sink as soon as he walk into a bathroom. :D | ||
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danl9rm
United States3111 Posts
On April 05 2007 13:44 semioldguy wrote: When I was younger I used to play a game with myself and the toilet. I would attempt to urinate in a way that made the entire surface of water within the toilet to be covered in bubbles from my stream of piss. If I finished and could still see some of the water's surface, I lost; if it was solid bubbly-ness, I won. In some toilets it is more difficult than others due to varying surface areas. To this day I still do this occasionally for nostalgic purposes. whoa.. o.O this is exactly my story since i was ~4 I had to push really hard back then since gravity wasn't working as hard for me. | ||
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gold_
Canada312 Posts
On April 30 2011 01:54 enemy2010 wrote: Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).Same toilet design here in germany btw. I could see diarrhea shits being a bit more messy in that toilet.... the splash would be pure shit instead of a diluted mix...... maybe? | ||
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Wrongspeedy
United States1655 Posts
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Grease
United States138 Posts
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S.O.U.L
Latvia149 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:26 TheosEx wrote: I run the water and then pee cause I'm weird like that :D :D :D | ||
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
A drain is a drain. Plus peeing in the sink (or while in the shower) saves plenty of water from not having to flush so often. It adds up for me since I drink about 2 gallons of milk/juice/water every day. If I pee on average four times each day at 3.5 gallons water used per flush, that 14 gallons of water every day, over 400 gallons a month that doesn't show up on my water bill! (a monthly savings of roughly between $2 and $3!) When not at home I tend to use the toilet as I don't have to pay for the usage of that water and I'm not sure how generally accepted peeing in the sink would be; and then I do whatever it takes to make a ton of bubbles with my urine in the toilet bowl (usually loudly in the center of the bowl). | ||
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
On April 30 2011 04:40 danl9rm wrote: whoa.. o.O this is exactly my story since i was ~4 I had to push really hard back then since gravity wasn't working as hard for me. I thought I'd posted in this thread way back when (just seemed like my kind of thread) | ||
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Topazas
Lithuania86 Posts
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Wrongspeedy
United States1655 Posts
On April 30 2011 05:13 semioldguy wrote: When at home I usually just pee in the sink and then I'm already where I need to be to wash my hands! Win-win. A drain is a drain. Plus peeing in the sink (or while in the shower) saves plenty of water from not having to flush so often. It adds up for me since I drink about 2 gallons of milk/juice/water every day. If I pee on average four times each day at 3.5 gallons water used per flush, that 14 gallons of water every day, over 400 gallons a month that doesn't show up on my water bill! (a monthly savings of roughly between $2 and $3!) When not at home I tend to use the toilet as I don't have to pay for the usage of that water and I'm not sure how generally accepted peeing in the sink would be; and then I do whatever it takes to make a ton of bubbles with my urine in the toilet bowl (usually loudly in the center of the bowl). Still laughing...not... well. | ||
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Angryhorse
Sweden387 Posts
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
On April 30 2011 05:20 Angryhorse wrote: I rule over my own toilet like a true king. Right on it is, let them hear the cries of fear and pain BWHAHA Hahahah On April 30 2011 04:31 Slardar wrote: Quite an honor to be posting in such a legendary thread. Now for myself, it's a ritual if you will, I'll unlock my belt and let down my pants, standing a few inches from the bowl, lift the seat, + Show Spoiler + turn around and relieve myself on the floor. OH GOD LOL! | ||
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TUski
United States1258 Posts
On April 30 2011 01:44 aike wrote: Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would... Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.Center is of course the best! Unless you're trying to be quite and sneaky, then it's gotta be either the back behind the water or off to the left Best. Bump. Ever. | ||
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xZiGGY
United Kingdom801 Posts
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Drteeth
Great Britain415 Posts
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decaf
Austria1797 Posts
anyways, dont want people to hear me when im at others houses | ||
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JerKy
Korea (South)3013 Posts
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spiz
United States32 Posts
I like to mix it up. Gets stale if I stick with one style too long you know? | ||
p4NDemik
United States13896 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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SlapMySalami
United States1060 Posts
at school i just plug the hole and dont worry about splash | ||
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Skilledblob
Germany3392 Posts
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
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dOofuS
United States342 Posts
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Dr.Moist
Canada3 Posts
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Psychobabas
2531 Posts
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Quite possibly the most legendary thread ever. Some pics are missing for some reason. The full thing is here: http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=747641 | ||
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TSM
Great Britain584 Posts
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Dagon
Romania264 Posts
On April 05 2007 14:29 ZaplinG wrote: Whats the longest you guys have gone without peeing? 9 months! Figure that! | ||
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Kyhol
Canada2575 Posts
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
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Tenox
Sweden128 Posts
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EZjijy
United States1039 Posts
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lagbzz
Poland171 Posts
But normally, I sit down, don't like when stuff is flying all around me. | ||
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Owarida
United States333 Posts
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
On April 30 2011 07:15 Tenox wrote: I actually pee to the left, but I always do a little twist on it. I go in the bathroom and then I turn off the lights and try to see if I hit or miss, never missed so far. But I always stand in a certain posture like leaned on the wall behind the toilet, so it's really hard to miss. Still fun though. :D I shall try this, in a few hours! | ||
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gamapg
Philippines189 Posts
However if I am caught in my main (house toilet) I'm careful not to let my splash damage damage the depots, sink, and science facility (books)....so I have to unsiege and carefully micro to avoid any unnecessary collateral damage... | ||
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NonFactor
Sweden698 Posts
Where's the ''I sit'' option? | ||
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Huragius
Lithuania1506 Posts
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pigtheman
United States333 Posts
probably center ^^ | ||
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Kibibit
United States1551 Posts
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insta
216 Posts
XD PURE WIN | ||
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Hikko
United States1126 Posts
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T3tra
United States406 Posts
Also you can use the sound of the piss hitting the water to tell where you are and kind of calibrate your aim. The lower the noise the closer you are to the center of the bowl! I figured this out by getting up in the morning and not wanting to turn any lights on till my eyes adjusted while I got ready. It works as long as you don't miss right off :[ | ||
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sqwert
United States781 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
On April 30 2011 06:52 Psychobabas wrote: I thought I should link to this: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Quite possibly the most legendary thread ever. Some pics are missing for some reason. The full thing is here: http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=747641 what the fuck dude XD what the hell did i just read. is his ass seriously that fat/the toilet so small | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
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GypsyBeast
Canada630 Posts
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Special Endrey
Germany1929 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
I try and flush the toilet so that I stop going and the toilet flushes at the same time. EE HAN TIMING | ||
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SpaceFighting
New Zealand690 Posts
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IPA
United States3206 Posts
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noezke
England514 Posts
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Xapti
Canada2473 Posts
![[image loading]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/3988470147_6980e32b95.jpg) | ||
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Yoshi Kirishima
United States10366 Posts
Also, lol. In the first page, at the Dutch toilet. Looks strange but I can see how that makes sense xD Edit: I think the "I sit" is included in the poll, as you still need to aim where you piss even when you sit down xD | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
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Robinsa
Japan1333 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:47 LazySCV wrote: I never get splash damage with toilets. Now urinals, yeah. I try to not use urinals or at least not use my full power at urinals and try to stand back a bit more than normal. Are you possibly also one of the guys that stand back so that the last pee drip onto the floor and make the rest of us step in it? I try to stand fairly close to urinals and pee a little downwards so that it doesnt splash on me. | ||
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Johnnybb
Denmark486 Posts
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
jk >.> I've never understood why people are so afraid of others hearing them. Everyone knows what they're doing in there. Some people that have visited me have turned on the tap while they go for whatever crazy reason. | ||
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frogurt
Australia907 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg) | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
if I don't have much volume to piss, I'll tend to go on either side and keep it quiet because it's not going to make much noise anyways but if I have a lot of volume to piss, I'll hose the center and make as much noise as possible lol, funny how that works huh | ||
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Coolguy
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Phenny
Australia1435 Posts
Anywho for me, to the left. | ||
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Lorken
New Zealand804 Posts
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bobbingmatt
Australia224 Posts
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
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SweetAs
New Zealand290 Posts
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sYnRoscoe
United States149 Posts
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Wyk
314 Posts
the toilet seat. | ||
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USApwn
United States81 Posts
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Wolf
Korea (South)3290 Posts
On April 30 2011 16:53 mmp wrote: I dynamically try to find a place to minimize splash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWsQyoCMIUk LOLL THIS VIDEO made rereading this thread HILARIOUS | ||
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WyghtWolf
Israel145 Posts
Why was this thread zombied after three years of inactivity?! On April 30 2011 01:54 enemy2010 wrote: Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).Same toilet design here in germany btw.[/QUOTE] That still doesn't justify the design... How deep is the "examination area"? because some times, when I take a dump, my crap is enought to go all the way to the bottom of the bowl(of a regular toilet) where the curve into the invisible part of the toilet is, all the way to about two or three centimeters out of the water, so if the examination area is half the depth of the bowl, i'd get crap all over my ass(I'd supply pics, but never had a phone on me when those 'births' happened, and i wanted to hide the abominations as fast as possible) also, one really easy way to eliminate splash(since it's usually the first turd that splashes anyway) is to place a few squares of paper on the water, and take a dump. the paper turns the water to something like a non newtonian fluid, and the water doesn't splash much(or at all) | ||
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writer22816
United States5775 Posts
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Levistus
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apalemorning
Canada509 Posts
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Dhalphir
Australia1305 Posts
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Penguinator
United States837 Posts
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n00b3rt
Bulgaria890 Posts
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Distortion_nZ
New Zealand41 Posts
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oo inflame oo
United States286 Posts
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Ethic
Canada439 Posts
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ccHaZaRd
Canada1024 Posts
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Ayush_SCtoss
India3050 Posts
And at night I try to be extra careful and try to do it without making a sound. | ||
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SpeaKEaSY
United States1070 Posts
This does not work so well when I'm drunk. | ||
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
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Angra
United States2652 Posts
On April 05 2007 01:20 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: right where the water meets the bowl if its at a girls house. i dont want to be confused for taking a dump :O Exactly this! Quiet enough to not be embarrassingly loud, but still audible enough so people aren't confused what you are doing in there. | ||
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L3g3nd_
New Zealand10461 Posts
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Seratonin
Australia88 Posts
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gamecrazy
United States421 Posts
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Dizzywitch
United Kingdom12 Posts
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Spyfire242
United States715 Posts
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Isakhaer
Norway8 Posts
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Handuke
Sweden48 Posts
On April 30 2011 19:27 Spyfire242 wrote: I sit down, yes I am a guy. This, as long as it's not a public toilet. Sitting down for a minute + avoiding any random pissplosions is clearly the superior way. | ||
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Randomaccount#128098
United States411 Posts
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DoXa
Switzerland1448 Posts
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote: Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area': So.. when you take a dump, it all stacks up on the porcelain until it tips over and falls down in the water? Or do you sit back to front like cool kids? :/ Personally I either go left or sit.. I don't actually care, but I used to live in a house where basically everyone heard everything, cuz the walls were so fucking bad. The neighbours were a part of the family basically. Anyway, mission impossible was to go for a leak around 3 in the morning before bed time when everyone were asleep. You gotta do it silent but deadly style, so yeah. Old habits are hard to break. | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
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judytuna
United States217 Posts
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Tobberoth
Sweden6375 Posts
I HATE people who go in the water, my room is just opposite of the toilet at my office and when some people go to pee... ugh. No one wants to hear you piss man, I don't need to be reminded that you're peeing. It's gross. | ||
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JamesJohansen
United States213 Posts
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Chemist391
United States366 Posts
On April 05 2007 14:01 ieatkids5 wrote: Haha damn I had a slightly different game at the toilet when I was little. I'd pee into the center with great vehemence to generate as many bubbles as I can. Then, I'd spray the entire surface, trying to destroy all the bubbles because of some weird fetish I had (lol wtf). Obviously, the urination would destroy the bubbles, but at the mean time create new ones, which means there can never be no bubbles. hahahaha now that I look at myself back then, I feel so strange. Dunno why, but I just did it. Sort of like a ritual. Also, I used to like to pee into the middle of the water, in a forwardly direction. This causes the bubbles to move toward the back of the bowl, and once the bubbles reach there, they split into 2 separate streams. They round the edge of the bowl, coming back to the closer edge, and remerging to restart the process all over again. This sounds confusing, but I drew a visual that can explain the mechanics with greater ease. Exactly this. To all of it. | ||
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evanthebouncy
China491 Posts
GahAhahhHA!! I actually alter the piss location so I see different flows, I sometimes makes the left circle bigger, sometimes the right | ||
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EchoZ
Japan5041 Posts
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Stroggoz
New Zealand79 Posts
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dartoo
India2889 Posts
And if Im chewing gum, I'll spit it out into the center for additional splash. | ||
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Cuddle
Sweden1345 Posts
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jimbob615
Uruguay455 Posts
On May 04 2011 20:54 Stroggoz wrote: if theres shit stains in the toilet i blast it off with my piss. lol | ||
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BouBou.865
Netherlands814 Posts
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pecore
Germany62 Posts
I always sit down on toilets you're supposed to sit down on . | ||
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FliedLice
Germany7494 Posts
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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