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Valhalla18444 Posts
better titled "What The Fuck I Thought About WCG And Other Such Amusing Anecdotes"
The flight into SF was pretty gay.. I had an aisle seat and the dude next to me kept twitching and murmuring. It seriously wasnt cool
after getting thoroughly lost thanks to maleorderbride's outstanding sense of direction, i finally arrived at his place in Davis
the day after it was National Rum Day or something cuz i drank near an entire bottle of Appleton Estate. It was GREAT. I had trouble going from a seated to a standing position but hey I could walk fine enough. I couldn't play StarCraft though.. I fucking rushed with 7 probes on bifrost? Made a pylon above his minerals.. without a forge?
Games not important. Coverage can be found other places.
After the first day of games we went to the player hotel, played poker.
Second day, same thing. Games, back to hotel. But this time, Veg tells me he wants to see the city the next day. I end up sleeping on a chair in testie/veg/giyom/tony(a PGR player, he was cool but french)'s room which was properly uncomfortable. i think thats the night we went to the weak club as well
Cable car had a faggoty long line though, so we skipped the wharf. That was fine for Giyom though.. He just kept watching the pigeons. "We dont have these birds in seoul.. lets get some bread and feed them! Look at this they come right up to you!". The rest of us had no part in that though... fucking pigeons. We walk around more, end up back at the venue. I have no fucking clue what we did between then and when we ended up back at the hotel and giyom buggered off to the casino once again. I seriously cant remember, fuck.
I can't remember what happened on what day either. running on like 4 hours sleep here you fucks
Anyway one of the nights many many many players were completely drunk. Mondragon is fucking hilarious when hes drunk. I spent like an hour carrying fucking slog around though... fuck. I seriously didnt know where my shoes were though. I figured they were in the room but testie was asleep and i couldnt get in
I abused my press pass hardcore for the whole event it was strong
Xellos is really shy, seriously. he's pretty laid back at the same time though. Mani and I were talking to him for a good 15 minutes through his translator (Who measured a whopping 14.6 on the 1 to 10 cuteness scale and was mega manner). he got mobbed hardcore while he was outside leaning on a wall.. it was a flurry of cameras and markers. I used this time to talk to his 14.6/10 translator 
I sat in on the Xellos interview.. there were some dumb questions fielded though 
oh by the way Xellos says he really likes Mondragon's style of Zerg.. Hes probably the only non-korean Xellos has a few replays (he seriously does have some, ask him yourselves you fucks) of cuz in general we're pretty bad in comparison to korea zerg.
The final day ended well too, went outside the venue and found tom (froz) and his girl Sarah (both of whom suck at Gunbound 400-0 no re suckers), he drove me and daaaaaaay nine back to the hotel
Then me/tom/sarah went to china town and i ate some duck and holy fucking cow it was GREAT
then we played Poker until 6 AM in veg/testie's room! :D
we got the game cleaned up and everyone left (giyom had not yet returned from the casino though) at like 5:55.. Veg looks over at the clock and has a revelation: "We can get fucking breakfast in 5 minutes!" so we go downstairs with the goal of a breakfast->sleep->breakfast attack. And who's downstairs to ruin my chances of sleeping in a bed (instead of that fucking chair)? Giyom! Fuck! He and Elky tell stories about their night at the casino while the rest of us eat breakfast 1. Then I let Giyom sleep on the bed because I'm such a great guy. He knows he got off easy though, dental plans arent cheap in korea. Robot FIST. We slept too long though and we missed breakfast2
aw at some point that night before breakfast1 Testie said "The red ones have cherry flavoured fists" it was gold
I'm obviously a total fucking stud, so during my stay i made love to:
The camera
Eri
And the dance floor
as for the people...
fuck rekrul has some intense eyes
Veg is the champion of the week, hes seriously one of the coolest guys i've met
Testie is 2nd place for similar reasons
Giyom is fucking awesome as well
elky is hilarious aw man
Eri is absolutely adorable seriously
Tony the PGR player pulled the testie strike like 3 times in poker
DAY[9]. nothing more needs to be said
mani you bitch get the fuck out of my chair
Tom you're awesome, i find it rather unfortunate we couldnt hang out for longer sarah is an outstanding gal as well
met the losers from cal channel god help me, collegebored, mnm, and 'sex men and queers'
hurt/insane/artosis are cool guys
So I had a fucking great time
If i forgot to say something about you, fuck off, you know i loooove you ;D
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where the hell are the pics of this super hot translator
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MURICA15980 Posts
Haha nice update Stevey. And those pictures are freakin' great.
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On October 12 2004 00:11 exalted wrote:
where the hell are the pics of this super hot translator
Yeah, I want to know this too?
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You don't fit in on that dance floor. That guy in the white has the expression of "What the fuck does that nerd think he's doing?" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Sounded like a good time
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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Sounds like somebody's first time outside ^^;
Now you see what you've been missing?
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Osaka27149 Posts
Steve you are so BM about your chair. I never had a goddamn place to sit in that room!
Anyways, I will give a closing thread tomorrow as well considering I still have not slept. I am kind of choked I didnt see you on the last day, because all but one time I saw you you were drunk!
Anyways, Steve's presence further boosted the number of manner Canadians at WCG. It was more than a pleasure man.
Anyways (x3) I need sleep.
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On October 12 2004 00:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
that's not a guy ;] may god have mercy on my soul.
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Osaka27149 Posts
If you werent drunk that last day, you must have been so fucking tired lol. You looked so wasted. I didnt even get to drink at the hotel, although I think I got drunk when Trance and the Mexicans breathed on me. However, I did manage to down three beers and a dozen 911 buffalo strips at Hooters with team canada right before we left. RAISINS!
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Valhalla18444 Posts
haha
yeah i was so tired
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God, I hate my employers for denying me the vacation time I already have. Fuck them, fuck them all. I could have been doing the Harry Potter on the dance floor with FakeSteve, HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS OPPORTUNITY ARISE?
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Valhalla18444 Posts
what the fuck is a harry potter dance
seriously get that reference out of your repetoire cuz it doesn't make any fucking sense
JOKES MUST BE FUNNY MMMK
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Mani was saying something about manner Canadians? 
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Steve needs to chill out with his canadian`ness.
finally someone couldnt take it anymore, thats when steve got thrown around like a rag doll by some guy from team Netherlands.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
hahaha
that wasnt about me being canadian
i looked at strafe and was like 1v1?
and he 2-0'd me
hes like 6'9 wow hes big
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Netherlands4511 Posts
lol which dutch guy would that be? =D
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kek, the first words that would come outta my mouth looking at Rob would not be, 1v1 irl?
hes a monster ;(
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fuck i should have been there *sob sob sob*
You better all win your wcg's next year. I'LL SEE U IN THE PHILLIPINES. *SOB*
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On October 12 2004 02:22 Teroru wrote:
fuck i should have been there *sob sob sob*
You better all win your wcg's next year. I'LL SEE U IN THE PHILLIPINES. *SOB*
How sad, everyone will be in Singapore. gl hf in phillapines though.
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On October 12 2004 02:38 Twitt wrote: Show nested quote +On October 12 2004 02:22 Teroru wrote:
fuck i should have been there *sob sob sob*
You better all win your wcg's next year. I'LL SEE U IN THE PHILLIPINES. *SOB* How sad, everyone will be in Singapore. gl hf in phillapines though.
LOL
sssshhh dont tell him that!!!!!
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Netherlands13554 Posts
poker fags.
btw just got home, I'm exhausted.
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On October 12 2004 00:11 exalted wrote:
where the hell are the pics of this super hot translator
Yeah, fucking show us the pictures.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
i got a free mp3 player i rule
fakesteve is CRAZY
intense eyes scared u?
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On October 12 2004 06:05 Cambium wrote: Show nested quote +On October 12 2004 00:11 exalted wrote:
where the hell are the pics of this super hot translator Yeah, fucking show us the pictures.
Wcg coverage won't be complete until we see the translator.
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Norway28665 Posts
you are crazy
JUST like your online persona.
much <3
also mora, steve pretty much took your spot. he kissed my head, constantly hit on me, and got to feel my tumbling tummy.
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Rekrul intense eyes? I guess he could be intimidating to people who don't really know him. Rekrul is a fucking manner bear. lololol
You guys are just lucky I didn't come or I could have owned you all with my intense snoring. ROFL SUP DAN?
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On October 12 2004 10:28 Liquid`Drone wrote: you are crazy JUST like your online persona. much <3 also mora, steve pretty much took your spot. he kissed my head, constantly hit on me, and got to feel my tumbling tummy.
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Netherlands13554 Posts
Zia, just ditch him
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On October 12 2004 11:11 iD.Twisted wrote: Zia, just ditch him
Now why would I do that? 
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Not good enough.
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rofl
trance got drunk with the spaniards every single fuckin night
it was a routine i swear:
1) go drink tequila with spaniards
2) go to room 840 to watch poker players and fall all over their room and make funny drunk faces
3) return to drink more tequila with spaniards
4) pass out in 'x' location
or 5) back to step 1
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Spaniards = people from Spain or from any part of south america?
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FakeSteve, I want that pic. Scan gogogo.
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On October 11 2004 23:58 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
met the losers from cal channel god help me, collegebored, mnm, and 'sex men and queers'
fuck u, hobbit =p
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sup steve -.-VVV
steve > chairs
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omfg.... That last picture with the person in White having the look " WTF is that guy doing?? " look is JUST PRICELESS i cant stop laughing!!!
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lol
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oh yeah steve, was that eri who took off his shirt in last game of beast vs midas? man that was hilarious XD
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Valhalla18444 Posts
TRek you are massively cool ;D
best poker face ever because your facial expression never changes!
and as for rekrul's eyes its not like i want to die or anything but its like 100% of his attention is devoted to whatever he's looking at
serious focus going on man
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Valhalla18444 Posts
and no dave that was attackzerg
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hahahah steve nice dance!
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steve making love to eri =O
eri seems to like it keke =]
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Valhalla18444 Posts
you just wish it was you in my manly grasp
TOO BAD
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Zia especially, considering her gender
Mora especially, as well
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Norway28665 Posts
oh she did not want to swap position with ME.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
another giyom story:
we're standing in line for the cable car and giyom is watching this homeless dude dig trash out of a can
he says "i would never do that... even if i were homeless stealing would be way better! i could find a little japanese tourist with like three thousands dollars once a month!"
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Steve, please oh god let me have your babies. Four-some with eri and Zia, let's go!
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Norway28665 Posts
I'm sorry, but I do not share.
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On October 14 2004 22:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
another giyom story:
we're standing in line for the cable car and giyom is watching this homeless dude dig trash out of a can
he says "i would never do that... even if i were homeless stealing would be way better! i could find a little japanese tourist with like three thousands dollars once a month!"
omg he said it to you or to the homeless ?
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