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The flight into SF was pretty gay.. I had an aisle seat and the dude next to me kept twitching and murmuring. It seriously wasnt cool
after getting thoroughly lost thanks to maleorderbride's outstanding sense of direction, i finally arrived at his place in Davis
the day after it was National Rum Day or something cuz i drank near an entire bottle of Appleton Estate. It was GREAT. I had trouble going from a seated to a standing position but hey I could walk fine enough. I couldn't play StarCraft though.. I fucking rushed with 7 probes on bifrost? Made a pylon above his minerals.. without a forge?
Games not important. Coverage can be found other places.
After the first day of games we went to the player hotel, played poker.
Second day, same thing. Games, back to hotel. But this time, Veg tells me he wants to see the city the next day. I end up sleeping on a chair in testie/veg/giyom/tony(a PGR player, he was cool but french)'s room which was properly uncomfortable. i think thats the night we went to the weak club as well
Cable car had a faggoty long line though, so we skipped the wharf. That was fine for Giyom though.. He just kept watching the pigeons. "We dont have these birds in seoul.. lets get some bread and feed them! Look at this they come right up to you!". The rest of us had no part in that though... fucking pigeons. We walk around more, end up back at the venue. I have no fucking clue what we did between then and when we ended up back at the hotel and giyom buggered off to the casino once again. I seriously cant remember, fuck.
I can't remember what happened on what day either. running on like 4 hours sleep here you fucks
Anyway one of the nights many many many players were completely drunk. Mondragon is fucking hilarious when hes drunk. I spent like an hour carrying fucking slog around though... fuck. I seriously didnt know where my shoes were though. I figured they were in the room but testie was asleep and i couldnt get in
I abused my press pass hardcore for the whole event it was strong
Xellos is really shy, seriously. he's pretty laid back at the same time though. Mani and I were talking to him for a good 15 minutes through his translator (Who measured a whopping 14.6 on the 1 to 10 cuteness scale and was mega manner). he got mobbed hardcore while he was outside leaning on a wall.. it was a flurry of cameras and markers. I used this time to talk to his 14.6/10 translator
I sat in on the Xellos interview.. there were some dumb questions fielded though
oh by the way Xellos says he really likes Mondragon's style of Zerg.. Hes probably the only non-korean Xellos has a few replays (he seriously does have some, ask him yourselves you fucks) of cuz in general we're pretty bad in comparison to korea zerg.
The final day ended well too, went outside the venue and found tom (froz) and his girl Sarah (both of whom suck at Gunbound 400-0 no re suckers), he drove me and daaaaaaay nine back to the hotel
Then me/tom/sarah went to china town and i ate some duck and holy fucking cow it was GREAT
then we played Poker until 6 AM in veg/testie's room! :D
we got the game cleaned up and everyone left (giyom had not yet returned from the casino though) at like 5:55.. Veg looks over at the clock and has a revelation: "We can get fucking breakfast in 5 minutes!" so we go downstairs with the goal of a breakfast->sleep->breakfast attack. And who's downstairs to ruin my chances of sleeping in a bed (instead of that fucking chair)? Giyom! Fuck! He and Elky tell stories about their night at the casino while the rest of us eat breakfast 1. Then I let Giyom sleep on the bed because I'm such a great guy. He knows he got off easy though, dental plans arent cheap in korea. Robot FIST. We slept too long though and we missed breakfast2
aw at some point that night before breakfast1 Testie said "The red ones have cherry flavoured fists" it was gold
I'm obviously a total fucking stud, so during my stay i made love to:
The camera
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Eri
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And the dance floor
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as for the people...
fuck rekrul has some intense eyes
Veg is the champion of the week, hes seriously one of the coolest guys i've met
Testie is 2nd place for similar reasons
Giyom is fucking awesome as well
elky is hilarious aw man
Eri is absolutely adorable seriously
Tony the PGR player pulled the testie strike like 3 times in poker
DAY[9]. nothing more needs to be said
mani you bitch get the fuck out of my chair
Tom you're awesome, i find it rather unfortunate we couldnt hang out for longer
sarah is an outstanding gal as well met the losers from cal channel god help me, collegebored, mnm, and 'sex men and queers'
hurt/insane/artosis are cool guys
So I had a fucking great time
If i forgot to say something about you, fuck off, you know i loooove you ;D
