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CuteSmallHydra
Profile Joined May 2003
Canada120 Posts
October 27 2008 19:42 GMT
#1
The SKT team is currently all about helping Fantasy win the OSL. Best, ever the true teammate, has offered Fantasy a list of facts he’s recently found out about Stork from his experiences in getting ready for the OSL semi-finals in order to better prepare Fantasy for what’s to come. I’ve taken the time to translate this list of facts for your reading pleasure.

- When Stork casts Psionic Storm, it will cover your whole screen.

- Spider Mines remain buried when Stork’s units cross over them. If by chance the mines are detected, they will un-burrow and move away from the incoming army.

- If you have detection, Stork knows how to avoid it; if you don’t have detection you may be only seconds away from GG.

- When Stork picks random he spawns all three races; that is the reason random is not allowed in any leagues.

- Stork will infest your command center… while playing Protoss.

- Blizzard could not solve the issue of reavers in Stork’s hands being too powerful without effectively destroying any chance of lesser players using them properly. Their only solution was to remove the unit from the game in Starcraft II.

- Stork is able to fully use up his spellcasters energy in the time it takes for an EMP missile to hit its target.

- Stork has to replace his keyboard and mouse after every game; his APM is simply too much for the equipment to handle.

- If you see Stork with a shuttle, no amount of turrets will prevent it from shooting a scarab at your mineral line.

- The only way you can tell if you’re going to be the one typing GG first is if your opponent is Stork.

- Mind Control is a passive ability to Stork; you’ll find your own units working against you.

- Blizzard took a hint from Stork’s excellent Dragoon micro and accurately renamed them Immortals for the Starcraft sequel.

- Stork can dodge Siege Tank shells much like Boxer dodging lurker spines.

- There is no truth to the theory of players slumping after an OSL win. It’s simply Stork refusing to allow them any further victories.

- The birds are descendants of dinosaurs. The Protoss are descendants of Stork.

- It is impossible to scout Stork’s location. The only way to know where his units are is to watch for the ping on your mini-map that’s signaling for help.

- To Stork this game is merely Pokemon-in-Space.

- Remember the Nada vrs X comic? X learned everything he knows from Stork.

- In the finals between Stork and Yellow the world will implode. In the finals between Stork and Fantasy the winner will be Stork.
aka fOr)Darko
Manowarrior
Profile Joined May 2007
United States159 Posts
October 27 2008 19:46 GMT
#2
10/10
spydernoob
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada1066 Posts
October 27 2008 19:47 GMT
#3
would be great to see him go 4/4 this season.
wraiths go pew pew
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
October 27 2008 19:51 GMT
#4
God I want Fantasy to win so bad.

Maybe its because I don't want Yellow to be the only perpetual second placer.

(5/5 btw).
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 19:56:14
October 27 2008 19:55 GMT
#5
You forgot some:
-Everything that Midas knows about choking he learned from Stork.
-Stork's dragoons are so powerful they don't need range...oh wait

Edit: damn though, he might actually win this one.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
keit
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1584 Posts
October 27 2008 19:56 GMT
#6
1/10, you tried too hard. Not funny.
Graphics
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 27 2008 19:58 GMT
#7
rofl nice
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
MER
Profile Joined June 2008
Bulgaria125 Posts
October 27 2008 20:00 GMT
#8
lol, these sound like Chuck Norris Java facts
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 20:04:41
October 27 2008 20:02 GMT
#9
On October 28 2008 04:56 keit wrote:
1/10, you tried too hard. Not funny.


i agree.

On October 28 2008 05:00 MER wrote:
lol, these sound like Chuck Norris Java facts

wow, not funny either.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
October 27 2008 20:04 GMT
#10
He's not the first to do so
Substandard
Profile Joined October 2008
Italy270 Posts
October 27 2008 20:07 GMT
#11
10/10 funny
traced
Profile Joined October 2007
1739 Posts
October 27 2008 20:10 GMT
#12
it's funny that three months ago stork had maybe like 3 fans and maybe 4 or 5 people who remembered him fondly
Substandard
Profile Joined October 2008
Italy270 Posts
October 27 2008 20:12 GMT
#13
it's the massive amount of bandwagon hate that makes more and more people like him i guess

at least it was the reason i started to support him
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13074 Posts
October 27 2008 20:18 GMT
#14
Stork the true Protoss hero if he improve his pvz he will be instopable !!

Noone can touch him pvp pvt right now so ezz first gold and i hope more to come in future.

Btw nice post ^^
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
October 27 2008 20:22 GMT
#15
not very funny...
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
October 27 2008 20:37 GMT
#16
forced
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14910 Posts
October 27 2008 20:46 GMT
#17
i was amused
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
October 27 2008 20:47 GMT
#18
On October 28 2008 05:22 LosingID8 wrote:
not very funny...


Come on! Just beacuse you're a blue doesn't give you the right to lie
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 20:49:52
October 27 2008 20:48 GMT
#19
From reading the introduction and even the first "fact," I actually thought it was real... that's the only good part though. The second one kind of gave it away. So at least I got an LOL out of being an idiot.

Edit: Last one is decent too...
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
nK)Duke
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany936 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-27 21:08:33
October 27 2008 20:53 GMT
#20
Song Byung Goo was born in busan and is the second born son of the vice executive staff Mr. Song and Mrs. Song, who is a supporter of Chung Dong Young of the UNDP-Party, the second placed party in the korean election 2007.......
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