On October 28 2008 04:55 Fontong wrote:
You forgot some:
-Everything that Midas knows about choking he learned from Stork.
-Stork's dragoons are so powerful they don't need range...oh wait

Edit: damn though, he might actually win this one.

thought this was funnier

Tensai176

Canada2061 Posts

October 28 2008 00:33 GMT

#43

Source?

But Stork might actually win >.<

Atlantian

United States302 Posts

October 28 2008 01:13 GMT

#44

On October 28 2008 05:00 MER wrote:
lol, these sound like Chuck Norris Java facts

GHOSTCLAW

United States17042 Posts

October 28 2008 02:02 GMT

#45

On October 28 2008 07:42 StarN wrote:
I think this thread gets a second place as worst attempt at being funny.

dare I ask which one gets first place?

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

October 28 2008 02:04 GMT

#46

It is impossible to scout Stork’s location. The only way to know where his units are is to watch for the ping on your mini-map that’s signaling for help.

Made me laugh out loud.

fanatacist

10319 Posts

October 28 2008 03:23 GMT

#47

Last one was good, rest were like "heh" in that cheesy way. Pretty creative though, props.

Fantasy ftw.

ColdLava

Canada1673 Posts

October 28 2008 03:27 GMT

#48

I liked them

economist_

Vietnam719 Posts

October 28 2008 04:14 GMT

#49

I am wondering how many S class terrans will help Stork prepare the final. IF he can mobilize other scary force of them like he did for protoss, then chance for Fantasy would be slimmer. Good news that some of the most talented and creative terrans are now in T1 powerhouse.

Scaramanga

Australia8092 Posts

October 28 2008 04:29 GMT

#50

I didnt think this was funny at all, stork is bad and fantasy will prove this in the finals

On October 28 2008 04:42 Darko wrote:
- There is no truth to the theory of players slumping after an OSL win. It’s simply Stork refusing to allow them any further victories.

Is this because he wins the next osl, wait what?

spydernoob

Canada1066 Posts

October 28 2008 04:32 GMT

#51

well he can practice alot with firebat hero (which is good cause it also helps firebathero for msl, frozean, as well as other team terrans like mind, and maybe some lecaf ones)? he seems pretty popular among progamers

United States6173 Posts

October 29 2008 08:26 GMT

#52

Wow, so many haters...I thought it was funny...

On October 28 2008 13:29 Scaramanga wrote:

I didnt think this was funny at all, stork is bad and fantasy will prove this in the finals

ban? lol...wow.

And have you been watching Stork play lately?

JMave

Singapore1806 Posts

October 29 2008 08:53 GMT

#53

I can say that the only and one true reason why I want Stork to lose is because I'd like to see the reactions when he gets another silver.

LosingID8

CA10830 Posts

October 29 2008 08:56 GMT

#54

the AVJ of the OP is painfully low

kemoryan

Spain1506 Posts

October 29 2008 09:29 GMT

#55

On October 29 2008 17:53 JMave wrote:
I can say that the only and one true reason why I want Stork to lose is because I'd like to see the reactions when he gets another silver.

You mean like cutting his wrists?