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The SKT team is currently all about helping Fantasy win the OSL. Best, ever the true teammate, has offered Fantasy a list of facts he’s recently found out about Stork from his experiences in getting ready for the OSL semi-finals in order to better prepare Fantasy for what’s to come. I’ve taken the time to translate this list of facts for your reading pleasure.
- When Stork casts Psionic Storm, it will cover your whole screen.
- Spider Mines remain buried when Stork’s units cross over them. If by chance the mines are detected, they will un-burrow and move away from the incoming army.
- If you have detection, Stork knows how to avoid it; if you don’t have detection you may be only seconds away from GG.
- When Stork picks random he spawns all three races; that is the reason random is not allowed in any leagues.
- Stork will infest your command center… while playing Protoss.
- Blizzard could not solve the issue of reavers in Stork’s hands being too powerful without effectively destroying any chance of lesser players using them properly. Their only solution was to remove the unit from the game in Starcraft II.
- Stork is able to fully use up his spellcasters energy in the time it takes for an EMP missile to hit its target.
- Stork has to replace his keyboard and mouse after every game; his APM is simply too much for the equipment to handle.
- If you see Stork with a shuttle, no amount of turrets will prevent it from shooting a scarab at your mineral line.
- The only way you can tell if you’re going to be the one typing GG first is if your opponent is Stork.
- Mind Control is a passive ability to Stork; you’ll find your own units working against you.
- Blizzard took a hint from Stork’s excellent Dragoon micro and accurately renamed them Immortals for the Starcraft sequel.
- Stork can dodge Siege Tank shells much like Boxer dodging lurker spines.
- There is no truth to the theory of players slumping after an OSL win. It’s simply Stork refusing to allow them any further victories.
- The birds are descendants of dinosaurs. The Protoss are descendants of Stork.
- It is impossible to scout Stork’s location. The only way to know where his units are is to watch for the ping on your mini-map that’s signaling for help.
- To Stork this game is merely Pokemon-in-Space.
- Remember the Nada vrs X comic? X learned everything he knows from Stork.
- In the finals between Stork and Yellow the world will implode. In the finals between Stork and Fantasy the winner will be Stork.
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would be great to see him go 4/4 this season.
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God I want Fantasy to win so bad.
Maybe its because I don't want Yellow to be the only perpetual second placer.
(5/5 btw).
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You forgot some:
-Everything that Midas knows about choking he learned from Stork.
-Stork's dragoons are so powerful they don't need range...oh wait
Edit: damn though, he might actually win this one.
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1/10, you tried too hard. Not funny.
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On October 28 2008 04:56 keit wrote:
1/10, you tried too hard. Not funny.
i agree.
wow, not funny either.
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He's not the first to do so
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it's funny that three months ago stork had maybe like 3 fans and maybe 4 or 5 people who remembered him fondly
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it's the massive amount of bandwagon hate that makes more and more people like him i guess
at least it was the reason i started to support him
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Stork the true Protoss hero if he improve his pvz he will be instopable !!
Noone can touch him pvp pvt right now so ezz first gold and i hope more to come in future.
Btw nice post ^^
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On October 28 2008 05:22 LosingID8 wrote:
not very funny...
Come on! Just beacuse you're a blue doesn't give you the right to lie 
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From reading the introduction and even the first "fact," I actually thought it was real... that's the only good part though. The second one kind of gave it away. So at least I got an LOL out of being an idiot.
Edit: Last one is decent too...
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Song Byung Goo was born in busan and is the second born son of the vice executive staff Mr. Song and Mrs. Song, who is a supporter of Chung Dong Young of the UNDP-Party, the second placed party in the korean election 2007.......
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Stork's carriers will arrive shortly after your rax is complete, so don't let up on marine production.
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...He had a hard life, because he got no affection of his parents, who gave all their attention for the first born son. In fact, Song Byung Goo was eager for acknowledgement. So he registered himself in a Tae Kwon Do club. Soon, he got well known as a prodigy, the second best thing, being the vice champion in a junior tournament in Busan. He was also very good in school, always getting the second best grades in class ....
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On October 28 2008 04:56 keit wrote:
1/10, you tried too hard. Not funny.
lol
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On October 28 2008 05:56 Djabanete wrote:
Stork's carriers will arrive shortly after your rax is complete, so don't let up on marine production.
rofl
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On October 28 2008 05:56 Djabanete wrote:
Stork's carriers will arrive shortly after your rax is complete, so don't let up on marine production.
lol ok this one was funny
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haha clever... too bad hes guna get second place
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On October 28 2008 06:09 nK)Duke wrote:
...He had a hard life, because he got no affection of his parents, who gave all their attention for the first born son. In fact, Song Byung Goo was eager for acknowledgement. So he registered himself in a Tae Kwon Do club. Soon, he got well known as a prodigy, the second best thing, being the vice champion in a junior tournament in Busan. He was also very good in school, always getting the second best grades in class ....
Almost thought you were being serious
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Some of them made me smile 
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I laughed faintly at them 4.5/5
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not very funny >.<
its just like chuck norris stuff..
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I guess I started liking Stork because we were born the same month and so when he pwns young'uns it gives me hope for myself. And also because he seems quiet and awkward like me and because I felt so sorry for him after losing to that Flash bastard twice.
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I think this thread gets a second place as worst attempt at being funny.
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Was okay at first but it just got bad...quick
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United States17042 Posts
X learned everything he knows from stork xD
someone please make one for fantasy that isn't just full of how stork is a second place master.
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Some of them were pretty funny!
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Stork upgrades probe range at the pylon for maximum mining efficiency
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LOL! reminds me of chuck norris jokes
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when yellow and stork play in the finals, they both get silver medals
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On October 28 2008 04:55 Fontong wrote:
You forgot some:
-Everything that Midas knows about choking he learned from Stork.
-Stork's dragoons are so powerful they don't need range...oh wait
Edit: damn though, he might actually win this one.
thought this was funnier
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Source?
But Stork might actually win >.<
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On October 28 2008 07:42 StarN wrote:
I think this thread gets a second place as worst attempt at being funny.
dare I ask which one gets first place?
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
It is impossible to scout Stork’s location. The only way to know where his units are is to watch for the ping on your mini-map that’s signaling for help.
Made me laugh out loud.
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Last one was good, rest were like "heh" in that cheesy way. Pretty creative though, props.
Fantasy ftw.
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I liked them
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I am wondering how many S class terrans will help Stork prepare the final. IF he can mobilize other scary force of them like he did for protoss, then chance for Fantasy would be slimmer. Good news that some of the most talented and creative terrans are now in T1 powerhouse.
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I didnt think this was funny at all, stork is bad and fantasy will prove this in the finals
On October 28 2008 04:42 Darko wrote:
- There is no truth to the theory of players slumping after an OSL win. It’s simply Stork refusing to allow them any further victories.
Is this because he wins the next osl, wait what?
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well he can practice alot with firebat hero (which is good cause it also helps firebathero for msl, frozean, as well as other team terrans like mind, and maybe some lecaf ones)? he seems pretty popular among progamers
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Wow, so many haters...I thought it was funny...
On October 28 2008 13:29 Scaramanga wrote:I didnt think this was funny at all, stork is bad and fantasy will prove this in the finals
ban? lol...wow.
And have you been watching Stork play lately?
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I can say that the only and one true reason why I want Stork to lose is because I'd like to see the reactions when he gets another silver.
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the AVJ of the OP is painfully low
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On October 29 2008 17:53 JMave wrote:
I can say that the only and one true reason why I want Stork to lose is because I'd like to see the reactions when he gets another silver.
You mean like cutting his wrists?
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I want Fantasy to win badly..
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i give it 5 dinosaurs out of 5
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EPT
