[YSL1] EPIC Final

NZ: I want to interview you for the ysl final thread

Sero: alright, you probably already know my answers though

NZ: That's what a good journalist does, they ask questions like "How does it feel to win right now?"

S: lol, yeah those are always the best interview questions

NZ: Now, let's do the interview. Tell us a bit about yourself.

S: i'm a 21 year old college student from southern california

NZ: What do you want to do with your life, child!?

S: I want to be the very best at starcraft, like no one ever was. Unsure apart from that... see, this interview is going to suck.

NZ: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE FINALS?

S: UUM... GOOD

NZ: What can we expect to see in these finals?

S: we'll probably both play standard every game. the first map is fs so if i lose that i'm fucked, but i think i should win =) maybe 3-2 but we've never played each other so i don't really have any idea

NZ: What would you say your strengths are going into this match?

S: is she going to read this before we play? lol

NZ: naw. The people will see it before the games are broadcasted though.

S: alright. probably timing pushes and good macro early game... also spider mines

NZ: Do you see any situation where you might go battlecruisers?

S: only if i'm up 2-0

NZ: What would it mean to win this world C-ranks championship?

S: well it'd be the first tournament i've ever won and hopefully afterward i'll move up to B ranks

NZ: I heard you bought your parents front-row seats to the event. Have they been supportive through this whole tournament?

S: no, i didn't buy them tickets. they just talk shit and bm me every game

NZ: Do you think that securing a win this coming week will earn their love and support?

S: hopefully they'll acknowledge that my decision to become a progamer was worth it but i don't think they'll watch any of the games

NZ: If you were the President of the USA, which country would you destroy with nuclear weapons first, and why?

S: probably birdie's home country of australia. fucking kangaroos

NZ: That's pretty dark. Do you have any heroes that you look up to?

S: yes, my hero hiya the cutest starcraft player. one day i'll sunken bust just like him

NZ: who is your favorite SC player of all time?

S: either tasteless or artosis or maybe flash. he was ok, i guess.

NZ: What do you think makes LoL such a shitty game?

S: low mechanical difficulty, limited strategies, and homogenized heroes

NZ: What's the most embarassing song that you like?

S: party in the usa by miley cyrus

NZ: Tossgirl: hot or not?

S: not particularly

NZ: Do you even lift?

S: occasionally

NZ: How much you bench, bro?

S: i don't bench

NZ: Would you like to give any shout-outs to anyone?

S: yes, to harem: i don't know where you've gone, but we all love and miss you.

NZ: okay, I guess that's it
S: mmk
NZ: thanks for your time :3
S: hopefully munkie will have an interesting one
NZ: good luck in your games, you're a great player and it's awesome to be able to talk with you. [wtf awkward way to end a talk with a friend]

Disclaimer: This interview is real, however, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Some of the questions are not serious. This interview was heavily edited to take out all of the profanity and racial slurs, and I took out the suicide question, because I didn't think it was that funny in hindsight, and was a horrible thing to say or ask someone.

Unfortunately, Munkie requested that her interview be removed. I respect her opinion and agreed to remove it. It was a charming and wonderful interview, and it will be sorely missed.

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