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On March 10 2012 09:28 architecture wrote:
These blogs are stupid as fuck.
If MMA smurfed into plat, and played you over and over again, he could ask the same questions:
How come you can't multitask 3 fights, it's not that hard
How come you can't hit basic timings, even a dog can hit timing for dinner
How come you army control is so poor, just put hands on keyboard and hit 1A.
And bragging about retards in heroic dungeons. What a joke.
Grow up kid. Stop "educating" others and just prove yourself.
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These blogs are stupid as fuck.
If MMA smurfed into plat, and played you over and over again, he could ask the same questions:
How come you can't multitask 3 fights, it's not that hard
How come you can't hit basic timings, even a dog can hit timing for dinner
How come you army control is so poor, just put hands on keyboard and hit 1A.
And bragging about retards in heroic dungeons. What a joke.
Grow up kid. Stop "educating" others and just prove yourself.
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On January 28 2012 09:31 johny23 wrote:
Apparently you lied and don't know anything of the word principal.
Apparently you lied and don't know anything of the word principal.
On January 28 2012 14:34 SniperVul5 wrote:
I usually do not post much nor do I make many posts that are warning/ban worthy.... but Milkis to just show such prejudice after one game ....
Stick to translating other people's words.... cause we certainly don't want to hear yours. I mean you left the SC2 community for some time as a result of your infamous post have you not learned anything since then?
I usually do not post much nor do I make many posts that are warning/ban worthy.... but Milkis to just show such prejudice after one game ....
Stick to translating other people's words.... cause we certainly don't want to hear yours. I mean you left the SC2 community for some time as a result of your infamous post have you not learned anything since then?
On January 29 2012 14:27 IdrA wrote:
follow this guide and you too can be as good as raelcun
follow this guide and you too can be as good as raelcun
On September 15 2012 05:42 AngryMag wrote:
Why putting obstacles between you and your beverage?
Why putting obstacles between you and your beverage?
On October 20 2012 16:39 jinorazi wrote:
i think it'll be cool if clinton call obama "my nigga" sometimes off the record
i think it'll be cool if clinton call obama "my nigga" sometimes off the record
On October 19 2012 02:28 Kazeyonoma wrote:
Hey! take that dragonballZ level logic out of here. Where's piccolo when you need him....
Hey! take that dragonballZ level logic out of here. Where's piccolo when you need him....
On October 20 2012 18:27 simmeh wrote:
will life have kissed a trophy before a girl?
will life have kissed a trophy before a girl?
On December 08 2012 14:24 munchmunch wrote:
Dude, there is no later in live report threads.
Dude, there is no later in live report threads.
On February 22 2013 05:46 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
WOW WHAT THE FUCK that was like a random drive-by D:
WOW WHAT THE FUCK that was like a random drive-by D:
On June 12 2013 22:42 skzlime wrote:
LOL that would be really high level. however if neagle has such cunning opponents in his life i will believe he adapted and has maphack-like starcraft sense.
LOL that would be really high level. however if neagle has such cunning opponents in his life i will believe he adapted and has maphack-like starcraft sense.
On July 10 2013 20:32 Clefairy wrote:
This is the list that flies up in the beginning about Yellow:
2nd born of 2 children
22 2nd place finishes
2nd player to reach 100 wins in Starleague (1st: BoxeR)
2nd player to be inducted into the Hall of Fame (1st: BoxeR)
Longest running 2nd ranked player in the KeSPA rankings (12 months)
2nd progamer to receive a six figure salary (1st: BoxeR)
Zerg with the 2nd most wins in team games
2nd most votes for All Star matches
Won his 222nd ZvT match against BoxeR
2nd progamer to start up a PC bang franchise
2nd Zerg player to get a triple 60
The train ticket
He trended at 2nd on Naver immediately after his retirement because of a lunar eclipse which was at 1st
His retirement match was the 2nd match of the day which started at 2:22pm and it was his 200th ZvT match
He was appointed coach of Xenics Storm on 2012/02/22
Xenics Storm won their first qualifier match 2:0 with 22 kills 2 times in a row
This is the list that flies up in the beginning about Yellow:
2nd born of 2 children
22 2nd place finishes
2nd player to reach 100 wins in Starleague (1st: BoxeR)
2nd player to be inducted into the Hall of Fame (1st: BoxeR)
Longest running 2nd ranked player in the KeSPA rankings (12 months)
2nd progamer to receive a six figure salary (1st: BoxeR)
Zerg with the 2nd most wins in team games
2nd most votes for All Star matches
Won his 222nd ZvT match against BoxeR
2nd progamer to start up a PC bang franchise
2nd Zerg player to get a triple 60
The train ticket
He trended at 2nd on Naver immediately after his retirement because of a lunar eclipse which was at 1st
His retirement match was the 2nd match of the day which started at 2:22pm and it was his 200th ZvT match
He was appointed coach of Xenics Storm on 2012/02/22
Xenics Storm won their first qualifier match 2:0 with 22 kills 2 times in a row
On October 14 2013 06:01 Davkaus wrote:
Life wins a tournament, holds the trophy. Still looks like he's just been told that his parents have died.
Life wins a tournament, holds the trophy. Still looks like he's just been told that his parents have died.
On March 23 2009 21:10 intotherainx wrote:
well you could argue that choosing to do something that is focused entirely on a game when you aren't that good relatively is rather idiotic
perhaps an analogy would make it clearer
its like if a white guy drops out of high school and goes to korea to play starcraft when he has no realistic chance of doing anything significant... thats just not something smart people do. it would make no sense... ????
hate to break it to you, but if we are to believe you and klazart really is as bad as you say he is, you are the klazart of sc
well you could argue that choosing to do something that is focused entirely on a game when you aren't that good relatively is rather idiotic
perhaps an analogy would make it clearer
its like if a white guy drops out of high school and goes to korea to play starcraft when he has no realistic chance of doing anything significant... thats just not something smart people do. it would make no sense... ????
hate to break it to you, but if we are to believe you and klazart really is as bad as you say he is, you are the klazart of sc
On March 22 2009 16:55 iNcontrol wrote:
K argument debunked you proved I was wrong about having the opinion that klaz's voice is bad. Gg
K argument debunked you proved I was wrong about having the opinion that klaz's voice is bad. Gg
Saracen wrote:
One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore .
One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore .
On May 01 2008 00:36 NonY[rC] wrote:
To paraphrase Grandmaster Artosis, the entirety of Terran strategy for every matchup can be summarized as waiting to get enough tanks to kill an entire army in one volley. Even the short-sighted and simple Terran players can recognize such a great imbalance. But I have to admit, having the fastest unit in the game on only the 2nd tier of tech with a short build time, that can shoot fragmentation grenades capable of vaporizing all peons, zerglings, zealots, defilers, and high and dark templar in seconds, and can even shoot these grenades backwards without losing acceleration, AND can shit out three mini-nukes that burrow into the ground only to pop out at the perfect time and seek out an enemy unit at an inescapable speed, gives siege tanks and their arclite cannons quite a run for their money.
Ah, how could I forget their cost? Let's make a list of units (excluding peons) that are cheaper than vultures:
--Zergling
--Marine
That was easy.
To paraphrase Grandmaster Artosis, the entirety of Terran strategy for every matchup can be summarized as waiting to get enough tanks to kill an entire army in one volley. Even the short-sighted and simple Terran players can recognize such a great imbalance. But I have to admit, having the fastest unit in the game on only the 2nd tier of tech with a short build time, that can shoot fragmentation grenades capable of vaporizing all peons, zerglings, zealots, defilers, and high and dark templar in seconds, and can even shoot these grenades backwards without losing acceleration, AND can shit out three mini-nukes that burrow into the ground only to pop out at the perfect time and seek out an enemy unit at an inescapable speed, gives siege tanks and their arclite cannons quite a run for their money.
Ah, how could I forget their cost? Let's make a list of units (excluding peons) that are cheaper than vultures:
--Zergling
--Marine
That was easy.
On August 23 2008 02:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
lol it's always been ZvP imbalance except for Bisu and Free, i bet they chill with each other singing it's just the two of us, we can pvz if we try, just the two of us building corsairs in the sky
lol it's always been ZvP imbalance except for Bisu and Free, i bet they chill with each other singing it's just the two of us, we can pvz if we try, just the two of us building corsairs in the sky
toopham was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2005-12-30 12:45:42 and had 551 posts.
Reason: After seeing your post in feedback it occurs to me that this post which I'd previously assumed was meant to parody the idiotic "tl nazi" posts we get all the time is actually meant to be serious. I'm impressed, I thought years of internet had left me with an impossibly low bar posts that seem retarded but are meant to actually be serious. You have bested me this round sir. You can PM me to discuss what you did wrong or bring it up in feedback in 2 weeks.
That account was created on 2005-12-30 12:45:42 and had 551 posts.
Reason: After seeing your post in feedback it occurs to me that this post which I'd previously assumed was meant to parody the idiotic "tl nazi" posts we get all the time is actually meant to be serious. I'm impressed, I thought years of internet had left me with an impossibly low bar posts that seem retarded but are meant to actually be serious. You have bested me this round sir. You can PM me to discuss what you did wrong or bring it up in feedback in 2 weeks.
On October 20 2012 15:00 Probe1 wrote:
Sometimes I think the fire has blown out of our relationship. You don't even ask me how my day went anymore and you didn't even take me to a movie last weekend..
Sometimes I think the fire has blown out of our relationship. You don't even ask me how my day went anymore and you didn't even take me to a movie last weekend..
On March 14 2014 01:45 13Julia wrote:
SouthPark unhonorable opponent use luck vs Julia superior toss to get advantages, but Julia know afraid of SouthPark luck skills. Let better chess win and SouthPark loose, Julia will get ninazerg to have sex, yes. Friday evening SP will take reaver from the back several times like a 15 year old gypsy girl.
SouthPark unhonorable opponent use luck vs Julia superior toss to get advantages, but Julia know afraid of SouthPark luck skills. Let better chess win and SouthPark loose, Julia will get ninazerg to have sex, yes. Friday evening SP will take reaver from the back several times like a 15 year old gypsy girl.
Re: Zealously looking for political experts to help write a fiction on the Ukraine/Russia conflict
On September 19 2014 18:26 zatic wrote:
Half the people in the old Ukraine thread were already writing fiction exclusively, just let them do the job.
Half the people in the old Ukraine thread were already writing fiction exclusively, just let them do the job.
On December 10 2014 14:38 JieXian wrote:
But most of all, after playing SC2 after being so excited about it for more than a year......
The disappointment was like finally getting in bed with the hottest girl you've ever met only to find out she has a third leg.
But most of all, after playing SC2 after being so excited about it for more than a year......
The disappointment was like finally getting in bed with the hottest girl you've ever met only to find out she has a third leg.
On January 06 2015 04:37 Chef wrote:
✓ Broadcast on OGN
✓ Sponsored
✓ Professional Contestants
✓ Kim Carrier, Jeong Sorim, TheMarine
✓ ???
✗ oenzerg's approval
Guess it's not an OSL, my bad guys.
✓ Broadcast on OGN
✓ Sponsored
✓ Professional Contestants
✓ Kim Carrier, Jeong Sorim, TheMarine
✓ ???
✗ oenzerg's approval
Guess it's not an OSL, my bad guys.
Re: Tasteless on BW/SC2
On January 05 2015 13:49 lemmata wrote:
The only way this would be more perfect is if that immature girl was constantly getting bad plastic surgery.
The only way this would be more perfect is if that immature girl was constantly getting bad plastic surgery.
On January 06 2015 06:47 lemmata wrote:
Annual exhibitionist voyeurism of the annual BW circle-jerk go go~
It always amazes me that people who otherwise never post in this section will show up to announce to us that we're participating in a BW circle-jerk. It is almost as if the universe creates them to balance out crusty BW zealots who randomly pop up in SC2 threads to announce that SC2 blows.
Nature is truly full of wondrous order.
Annual exhibitionist voyeurism of the annual BW circle-jerk go go~
It always amazes me that people who otherwise never post in this section will show up to announce to us that we're participating in a BW circle-jerk. It is almost as if the universe creates them to balance out crusty BW zealots who randomly pop up in SC2 threads to announce that SC2 blows.
Nature is truly full of wondrous order.
travis wrote:
Be sure to check out the current #1 New York Times best seller, The Psychology of Koreans, by up and coming neuroscience author Gyrus.
In this stunning look into just what makes koreans better than everyone else, Gyrus discovers that he, too, is likely a korean.
Author's credentials:
*Over 20,000 games played and feelings of invincibility.
*neuroscience degree without actually being able to spell anything correctly
*Extensive experience in both science and hallucinogens
Be sure to check out the current #1 New York Times best seller, The Psychology of Koreans, by up and coming neuroscience author Gyrus.
In this stunning look into just what makes koreans better than everyone else, Gyrus discovers that he, too, is likely a korean.
Author's credentials:
*Over 20,000 games played and feelings of invincibility.
*neuroscience degree without actually being able to spell anything correctly
*Extensive experience in both science and hallucinogens
On December 15 2009 05:47 zatic wrote:
This thread sucks since fana is banned. Actually is sucked before too but now it's pointless as well.
This thread sucks since fana is banned. Actually is sucked before too but now it's pointless as well.
On November 20 2015 05:57 13Julia wrote:
I told my girlfriend I'm getting payed in dollars, she so happy! Then I continue... it's Canadian dollars.
_
We haven't had sex since that came up. You think there's still a chance for us?
I told my girlfriend I'm getting payed in dollars, she so happy! Then I continue... it's Canadian dollars.
_
We haven't had sex since that came up. You think there's still a chance for us?
Re: Flash returning to Brood War
On February 15 2016 02:46 mca64Launcher_ wrote:
God: what your name?
eonzerg: thats not your business
:D :D :D
+ Show Spoiler +
God: what your name?
eonzerg: thats not your business
:D :D :D
+ Show Spoiler +
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Now, we wait.
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On March 28 2016 00:43 mca64Launcher_ wrote:
1. Who cares?
2. Its good to have a break
3. Dont thank me
4. It doesnt
5. Twitch doesnt likes you
6. another korean shit?
7. Kespa sucks
8. Free lessons of Polish
9. Delphi is fucking awesome
10. It uses all functions which are good, rest crap is removed
and finally...
11. You are fuckin psycho liar
and dodges games vs. me. Be a man, get on the ring!
1. Who cares?
2. Its good to have a break
3. Dont thank me
4. It doesnt
5. Twitch doesnt likes you
6. another korean shit?
7. Kespa sucks
8. Free lessons of Polish
9. Delphi is fucking awesome
10. It uses all functions which are good, rest crap is removed
and finally...
11. You are fuckin psycho liar
and dodges games vs. me. Be a man, get on the ring!
On January 04 2014 18:48 GeLaar wrote:
Girl to Bisu: I heard that you're the most handsome among all the competitors, but seeing you now... I don't know.
Bisu to girl: I think your eyesight must be bad...
Girl to Bisu: I heard that you're the most handsome among all the competitors, but seeing you now... I don't know.
Bisu to girl: I think your eyesight must be bad...
On June 16 2006 13:23 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
It's hella better for you compared to McDonald's $1 menu.
I voted yes, because we don't have delis and such around here... In Chicago, though... I'd vote no.
EDIT: Not that Subway wouldn't still be pro, just not as pro as other things.. It'd be the Mumyung of sandwhich places, I guess.
It's hella better for you compared to McDonald's $1 menu.
I voted yes, because we don't have delis and such around here... In Chicago, though... I'd vote no.
EDIT: Not that Subway wouldn't still be pro, just not as pro as other things.. It'd be the Mumyung of sandwhich places, I guess.
On April 15 2016 12:55 Quineotio wrote:
Why do you deserve to see the proof? Do you think the public are better positioned to make a decision than Blizzard? Should there be a detailed public review of every decision made by Blizzard, or is this a special case? Are you asking for a public trial instead of an internal investigation? If so, how would you conduct this to make sure it's fair?
How do you ensure player privacy? Should private chat logs and match history be released to the public whenever anyone is accused of something, or only when "convicted"? If you are releasing private chat logs, how far back do you go - a month? 6 months? If there are confidential, personal elements to the communications between players, should the incriminating parts be cut out and presented out of context (i.e. private sections removed)? If you are censoring private information, who is responsible for the censorship?
Or do you feel that you personally should be involved?
Why do you deserve to see the proof? Do you think the public are better positioned to make a decision than Blizzard? Should there be a detailed public review of every decision made by Blizzard, or is this a special case? Are you asking for a public trial instead of an internal investigation? If so, how would you conduct this to make sure it's fair?
How do you ensure player privacy? Should private chat logs and match history be released to the public whenever anyone is accused of something, or only when "convicted"? If you are releasing private chat logs, how far back do you go - a month? 6 months? If there are confidential, personal elements to the communications between players, should the incriminating parts be cut out and presented out of context (i.e. private sections removed)? If you are censoring private information, who is responsible for the censorship?
Or do you feel that you personally should be involved?
Re: Just installed Brood War for the first time.
On July 18 2016 03:29 Slayer91 wrote:
oh my sweet summer child
what do you know of the korean winter
oh my sweet summer child
what do you know of the korean winter
On October 04 2016 17:18 FortyOne wrote:
wtf...thanks for taking the time to do this. You could design Auir for sure. This is sticky material for us newbie tossers. Man, I am glad you didn't walk into my base in the past, I think you would have blown a gasket.
wtf...thanks for taking the time to do this. You could design Auir for sure. This is sticky material for us newbie tossers. Man, I am glad you didn't walk into my base in the past, I think you would have blown a gasket.
On October 19 2016 07:30 Loanshark wrote:
SC2 dead? Looks like nothing of value was lost.
SC2 dead? Looks like nothing of value was lost.
SC2 is cancer confirmed, case closed:
On December 01 2016 23:18 opisska wrote:
I am sure they haven't noticed the trend and that they will be grateful for the hard work of the TL House MD departement
I am sure they haven't noticed the trend and that they will be grateful for the hard work of the TL House MD departement
On December 06 2016 05:02 letian wrote:
r33k, you have joined tl in 2009 and I wonder how could you last that long? I hope this nonsense that you've written about how muta-micro is not respectable enough for a zerg to win is just butthurt otherwise I would advice you go play some mobas since 7 years was not enough.
r33k, you have joined tl in 2009 and I wonder how could you last that long? I hope this nonsense that you've written about how muta-micro is not respectable enough for a zerg to win is just butthurt otherwise I would advice you go play some mobas since 7 years was not enough.
On December 07 2016 09:26 aQuaSC wrote:
Oh, thanks for straightening it out, I based that on articles 246 and 247 from this act though
Oh, thanks for straightening it out, I based that on articles 246 and 247 from this act though
On December 15 2016 09:32 WidowMineHero wrote:
Was fry instead of fly intentional?
Was fry instead of fly intentional?
On December 28 2016 03:47 Marl wrote:
Nice bracket. I hope Bisu rapes Sea, Hero rapes Best, Flash rapes Guemchi, Jaedong rapes Stork, Bisu rapes Hero, Jaedong rapes Flash, Jaedong rapes Bisu, Jaedong rapes his trophy, and Tastosis rapes each other.
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Nice bracket. I hope Bisu rapes Sea, Hero rapes Best, Flash rapes Guemchi, Jaedong rapes Stork, Bisu rapes Hero, Jaedong rapes Flash, Jaedong rapes Bisu, Jaedong rapes his trophy, and Tastosis rapes each other.
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On January 17 2017 08:18 YokoKano wrote:
no one really knows how language works man. it's recursive relation between you, the writer, the world, and other variables too. the vase might say exactly what it's supposed to say given the time, context, and recent change of ownership. expensive calligraphy jobs wont reveal their intended meaning until presented to a TL scholar of sufficient experience, age, and merit.
china has a very complex causal map compared to the western world, with a vast unexplored second level ante-dating the pyramids. great wars were fought in the dawn of marijuana smoking using magickal powers far beyond the diminutive power of modern man. only with the aid of the egyptian witch doctors could the space:time:mind ratio be shattered and unbound as the pre-hindu religions discovered meditation, creating a permanent lock to the time:mind ratio. finally the pyramids were constructed as edifices to flesh and blood, ceiling for a time the fate of earth in a space:time-mind ratio called the golden ratio.
the beginning work of the unbinding followed with the primitive space-time relationship of the desert wastes wherein mescaline provided a lightspeed isotope. mescaline began the work of disassembling the space-capsules called pyramids, gradually loosing the 12,000 year hold meditative technique had ingrained on the time-mind relation. it was entirely necessary to place the meditative hold on the time-mind relation to develop space-faring spatial vehicles... thus only recently...
no one really knows how language works man. it's recursive relation between you, the writer, the world, and other variables too. the vase might say exactly what it's supposed to say given the time, context, and recent change of ownership. expensive calligraphy jobs wont reveal their intended meaning until presented to a TL scholar of sufficient experience, age, and merit.
china has a very complex causal map compared to the western world, with a vast unexplored second level ante-dating the pyramids. great wars were fought in the dawn of marijuana smoking using magickal powers far beyond the diminutive power of modern man. only with the aid of the egyptian witch doctors could the space:time:mind ratio be shattered and unbound as the pre-hindu religions discovered meditation, creating a permanent lock to the time:mind ratio. finally the pyramids were constructed as edifices to flesh and blood, ceiling for a time the fate of earth in a space:time-mind ratio called the golden ratio.
the beginning work of the unbinding followed with the primitive space-time relationship of the desert wastes wherein mescaline provided a lightspeed isotope. mescaline began the work of disassembling the space-capsules called pyramids, gradually loosing the 12,000 year hold meditative technique had ingrained on the time-mind relation. it was entirely necessary to place the meditative hold on the time-mind relation to develop space-faring spatial vehicles... thus only recently...
On February 10 2017 18:51 Dapper_Cad wrote:
I don't get how you don't get it.
Immigrants commit crimes as soon as their barbarous feet stumble onto sacred European soil. Babies, of any and all extractions, are exactly the same, it just takes longer.
As we oppose unregulated immigration -and should oppose it until the immigration rate reaches zero as they are effectively walking additions to criminal behaviour- so we should oppose any and all pro-creation -and should oppose it until the number of babies born reaches zero as they are effectively crawling additions to criminal behaviour.
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I don't get how you don't get it.
Immigrants commit crimes as soon as their barbarous feet stumble onto sacred European soil. Babies, of any and all extractions, are exactly the same, it just takes longer.
As we oppose unregulated immigration -and should oppose it until the immigration rate reaches zero as they are effectively walking additions to criminal behaviour- so we should oppose any and all pro-creation -and should oppose it until the number of babies born reaches zero as they are effectively crawling additions to criminal behaviour.
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On March 03 2017 19:01 Puosu wrote:
Protoss (proletariat) were oppressed by the zerg (bourgeoisie). Daezang et al. sow the seeds of class consciousness. PvZ meta (ideology/superstructure/false consciousness) was 'flipped upside down on its head' by Bisu (revolutionary forces) and protoss were made the ruling race (class). A new "meta" (a not-ideology, the "base", class consciousness), that of the dragons (dictatorship of the proletariat), began.
So ya if you think of PvZ meta as ideology that hides behind it reality (balance?), then it is indeed something to be 'flipped upside down on its head'.
Protoss (proletariat) were oppressed by the zerg (bourgeoisie). Daezang et al. sow the seeds of class consciousness. PvZ meta (ideology/superstructure/false consciousness) was 'flipped upside down on its head' by Bisu (revolutionary forces) and protoss were made the ruling race (class). A new "meta" (a not-ideology, the "base", class consciousness), that of the dragons (dictatorship of the proletariat), began.
So ya if you think of PvZ meta as ideology that hides behind it reality (balance?), then it is indeed something to be 'flipped upside down on its head'.
Re: Mech in SC2
On March 07 2017 17:35 mrarthursimon wrote:
Can you do this for all of these threads? Matter of fact, just make a news letter. I'll even donate to a patreon to fund it if you want. I'm so tired of all this whine. Got any cheese to go with it?
Can you do this for all of these threads? Matter of fact, just make a news letter. I'll even donate to a patreon to fund it if you want. I'm so tired of all this whine. Got any cheese to go with it?
On March 14 2017 05:28 GeckoXp wrote:
Truth is, regardless what you do, people will be ready to jump in and call you a fag, incomptent or newb. You will also learn how many people had sex with your mother.
Truth is, regardless what you do, people will be ready to jump in and call you a fag, incomptent or newb. You will also learn how many people had sex with your mother.
On March 26 2017 05:57 mattias wrote:
With all the respect,but im giving you up to 3 days before you will start balance whining or map hack accusations.
With all the respect,but im giving you up to 3 days before you will start balance whining or map hack accusations.
On April 03 2017 04:35 Antisocialmunky wrote:
I always imagined that Sonic went down like Scarface but with a giant pile of unsold shoes instead of a giant pile of cocaine.
I always imagined that Sonic went down like Scarface but with a giant pile of unsold shoes instead of a giant pile of cocaine.
On April 06 2017 00:06 showstealer1829 wrote:
So at what point did you become a troll? Was it an overnight thing or was it gradual? Because you definitely are one now from the looks of your posts here and everytime avilo's name or mech gets mentioned.
So at what point did you become a troll? Was it an overnight thing or was it gradual? Because you definitely are one now from the looks of your posts here and everytime avilo's name or mech gets mentioned.
On March 29 2017 18:13 bo1b wrote:
Another blog post from someone who seems incredibly good at creating a cynical side to hide the complete lack of anything worthwhile inside.
Another blog post from someone who seems incredibly good at creating a cynical side to hide the complete lack of anything worthwhile inside.
On March 31 2017 02:05 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
I know you, I know you. You're the only serious person in the room, aren't you, the only one who understands, and you can prove it by the fact that you've never finished a single thing in your life. You're the only well-educated person, because you never went to college, and you resent education, you resent social ease, you resent good manners, you resent success, you resent any kind of success, you resent God, you resent Christ, you resent thousand-dollar bills, you resent Christmas, by God, you resent happiness, you resent happiness itself, because none of that's real. What is real, then? Nothing's real to you that isn't part of your own past, real life, a swamp of failures, of social, sexual, financial, personal...spiritual failure. Real life. You poor bastard. You don't know what real life is, you've never been near it. All you have is a thousand intellectualized ideas about life. But life? Have you ever measured yourself against anything but your own lousy past? Have you ever faced anything outside yourself? Life! You poor bastard.
I know you, I know you. You're the only serious person in the room, aren't you, the only one who understands, and you can prove it by the fact that you've never finished a single thing in your life. You're the only well-educated person, because you never went to college, and you resent education, you resent social ease, you resent good manners, you resent success, you resent any kind of success, you resent God, you resent Christ, you resent thousand-dollar bills, you resent Christmas, by God, you resent happiness, you resent happiness itself, because none of that's real. What is real, then? Nothing's real to you that isn't part of your own past, real life, a swamp of failures, of social, sexual, financial, personal...spiritual failure. Real life. You poor bastard. You don't know what real life is, you've never been near it. All you have is a thousand intellectualized ideas about life. But life? Have you ever measured yourself against anything but your own lousy past? Have you ever faced anything outside yourself? Life! You poor bastard.
An analogy;
On April 16 2017 01:12 N0 wrote:
A handful of hideous decisions made it not so great. Those healthbars for units which aren't selected could've stayed hidden EASILY. But they had to make it so that if you disable them you handicap yourself, didn't they. Well that's hideous on so many levels, it's like a fractal of hideousness weaving its hideous self through our dimensions of spacetime, what's above and below it. It's like a fly carrying some disease in your soup, with a 1/4 chance to transmit it to you orally if you choose to eat the soup after you've removed the fly, or a 1/2 chance if you eat the fly as well. And it's not even like the fly accidentally wound up in the soup .. the fucking chef put it there!
Unlimited unit and building selection? Dumb. Limit that shit ffs. 2, 3 buildings tops, in one selection, and 24 units. EASY! Almost minute, but makes a world of difference, but nOoo. -_-
A handful of hideous decisions made it not so great. Those healthbars for units which aren't selected could've stayed hidden EASILY. But they had to make it so that if you disable them you handicap yourself, didn't they. Well that's hideous on so many levels, it's like a fractal of hideousness weaving its hideous self through our dimensions of spacetime, what's above and below it. It's like a fly carrying some disease in your soup, with a 1/4 chance to transmit it to you orally if you choose to eat the soup after you've removed the fly, or a 1/2 chance if you eat the fly as well. And it's not even like the fly accidentally wound up in the soup .. the fucking chef put it there!
Unlimited unit and building selection? Dumb. Limit that shit ffs. 2, 3 buildings tops, in one selection, and 24 units. EASY! Almost minute, but makes a world of difference, but nOoo. -_-
On April 27 2017 06:45 Kaos_StarCraft wrote:
So hype for SCR
Top 200 back in wc3
Masters in WoL
Load up brood war
Load into a friendly ZvT
Cannot macro on 3 bases
Alt f4
Reassess entire life
So hype for SCR
Top 200 back in wc3
Masters in WoL
Load up brood war
Load into a friendly ZvT
Cannot macro on 3 bases
Alt f4
Reassess entire life
On May 03 2017 01:42 Shellshock wrote:
TL trying to prop up TaeJa again with his 0 korean titles. will probably get another terran of the year award
TL trying to prop up TaeJa again with his 0 korean titles. will probably get another terran of the year award
On May 20 2017 11:27 NerO wrote:
right custom equipment like your mouse, keyboard, headset ect. I have a feeling you're just talkin shit about physical sports. There is 110% a direct correlation between the 2, to ignore and discredit that correlation leads me to believe you're a fat slob that's never played anything outside air conditioning.
User was warned for this post
right custom equipment like your mouse, keyboard, headset ect. I have a feeling you're just talkin shit about physical sports. There is 110% a direct correlation between the 2, to ignore and discredit that correlation leads me to believe you're a fat slob that's never played anything outside air conditioning.
User was warned for this post
On July 10 2012 22:31 OpticalShot wrote:
HWAITING
Dude Carrier was so epic in game 4. I don't remember it word-for-word but his commentary went something like
"... this is just like in the campaign when Protoss is down to their last stand. No luxury no glory but there is one last stand as a hero rises from the dark to scrap together all that's left for one last battle! Yes, Protoss, one last battle, seemingly impossible but Protoss always has one last push! JangBi breaks out of his ramp and is now moving out! This is a battle for history, for the ancestors, a fight for justice and for survival! For Brood War! Zero has hydras ahhhh AHHHH STORMMM AHHHHH the desperation battle oh the storm WILL JANGBI PUSH THROUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PUSHING THROUGH ahhh the million Protoss hopes and spirits still alive ZERO'S ARMY IS THINNING AHHH PROTOSS AHHH THE HANBANG AHHH AHHHH FOUR HYDRAS LEFT FOUR AHHH GEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
... that, my friend, is eSports.
HWAITING
Dude Carrier was so epic in game 4. I don't remember it word-for-word but his commentary went something like
"... this is just like in the campaign when Protoss is down to their last stand. No luxury no glory but there is one last stand as a hero rises from the dark to scrap together all that's left for one last battle! Yes, Protoss, one last battle, seemingly impossible but Protoss always has one last push! JangBi breaks out of his ramp and is now moving out! This is a battle for history, for the ancestors, a fight for justice and for survival! For Brood War! Zero has hydras ahhhh AHHHH STORMMM AHHHHH the desperation battle oh the storm WILL JANGBI PUSH THROUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PUSHING THROUGH ahhh the million Protoss hopes and spirits still alive ZERO'S ARMY IS THINNING AHHH PROTOSS AHHH THE HANBANG AHHH AHHHH FOUR HYDRAS LEFT FOUR AHHH GEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
... that, my friend, is eSports.
On July 08 2017 16:48 Cryoc wrote:
I don't think the Blizzard message can be found anymore as they wisely decided to not include it in the official game VODs. But the reactions in the LP-thread, including yours are not positive.
I don't think the Blizzard message can be found anymore as they wisely decided to not include it in the official game VODs. But the reactions in the LP-thread, including yours are not positive.
On August 05 2017 03:02 iG.Arcneon wrote:
What kind of math they teach in Sweden merzie? :D
What kind of math they teach in Sweden merzie? :D
On August 17 2017 08:14 Alpha-NP- wrote:
I'm not talking about B- low skill players but old A/A+ players like Incontrol that came back.
I'm not talking about B- low skill players but old A/A+ players like Incontrol that came back.
2017 Try-Hard Award goes to:
On October 01 2017 21:03 Broodwar4lyf wrote:
keep those 1.1.16 copies guys, we might be going back to it soon lol
keep those 1.1.16 copies guys, we might be going back to it soon lol
On November 11 2017 20:26 Twinkle Toes wrote:
Game 1: Crossing Fields
6 pool rush, gg noob.
herO 1 - 0 Flash
Game 2: Gold Rush
Macro midgame battle, SK terran vs. lurker ling. Flash kills herO before Hive.
herO 1 - 1 Flash
Game 3: Gladiator
herO unleashes the mythical hundred-mutalisk build!
herO 2 - 1 Flash
Game 4: Fighting Spirit
Flash camps on two bases with turrets. herO is on 6 bases... then loses to mech push and double drops.
herO 2 - 2 Flash
Game 5: Crossing Fields
Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his keyboard already - mom's bulgogi!
build build build, fight fight fight, and herO wins!!!
herO 3 - 2 Flash
fight me!
Game 1: Crossing Fields
6 pool rush, gg noob.
herO 1 - 0 Flash
Game 2: Gold Rush
Macro midgame battle, SK terran vs. lurker ling. Flash kills herO before Hive.
herO 1 - 1 Flash
Game 3: Gladiator
herO unleashes the mythical hundred-mutalisk build!
herO 2 - 1 Flash
Game 4: Fighting Spirit
Flash camps on two bases with turrets. herO is on 6 bases... then loses to mech push and double drops.
herO 2 - 2 Flash
Game 5: Crossing Fields
Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his keyboard already - mom's bulgogi!
build build build, fight fight fight, and herO wins!!!
herO 3 - 2 Flash
fight me!
On December 15 2017 03:33 RCCar wrote:
20 is the legal age in Korea. It is also the age where you have are expected to know and take on the full responsibility for your actions. I don't know if any country babies people until they're 25, but perhaps Savior could immigrate there.
Its not like this was something really complicated...
Hmmm... should I do something illegal...? Hmmm... So hard.....
Hmmm... should I also invite my coworkers to this matchfixing gang and jeopardize the scene any further..?
Oh noes my lack of fully developed prefrontal corex!
20 is the legal age in Korea. It is also the age where you have are expected to know and take on the full responsibility for your actions. I don't know if any country babies people until they're 25, but perhaps Savior could immigrate there.
Its not like this was something really complicated...
Hmmm... should I do something illegal...? Hmmm... So hard.....
Hmmm... should I also invite my coworkers to this matchfixing gang and jeopardize the scene any further..?
Oh noes my lack of fully developed prefrontal corex!
On December 17 2017 00:37 2Pacalypse- wrote:
Hey, look on the bright side, eventually SC3 will get released and everyone will flock to it. Then few years after that, StarCraft Remastered: Remastered will be made and you will be invited to its tournaments instead of people who didn't switch to SC3.
Hey, look on the bright side, eventually SC3 will get released and everyone will flock to it. Then few years after that, StarCraft Remastered: Remastered will be made and you will be invited to its tournaments instead of people who didn't switch to SC3.
On March 21 2018 21:01 CicadaSC wrote:
When a random forum poster wont discuss tesagi but the literal pro gamers think it's worth discussing. XD
When a random forum poster wont discuss tesagi but the literal pro gamers think it's worth discussing. XD
Reference.
On April 01 2018 09:14 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Buffalo reaver, in the heart of shakuras
Stolen from aiur, brought it to shakuras.
Buffalo reaver, in the heart of shakuras
Stolen from aiur, brought it to shakuras.
On December 06 2018 03:27 RWLabs wrote:
Organ. Organ has a reputation for teaching female streamers (Dudan is an animal tier streamer) and pushing them hard. "I don't teach girls without facecams because I want to see them cry" he once said.
Organ. Organ has a reputation for teaching female streamers (Dudan is an animal tier streamer) and pushing them hard. "I don't teach girls without facecams because I want to see them cry" he once said.
On December 18 2018 04:56 Sapphire.lux wrote:
Don't you get tired of talking bs dude? Pretending to understand things you know nothing about and yet writing with such conviction. You went from "understanding" the rts market and now graduated to reading the mind of a blizzard founder.
Don't you get tired of talking bs dude? Pretending to understand things you know nothing about and yet writing with such conviction. You went from "understanding" the rts market and now graduated to reading the mind of a blizzard founder.
On July 15 2018 17:29 SchAmToo wrote:
I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not anymore.
I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not anymore.
On March 14 2019 21:19 travis wrote:
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Macsed's reply is like when a 6 year old tries to use random unrelated facts to conceal the real truth because they don't want to admit they took the cookie.
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"The situation was, after the first map I thought this guy is weak, of course that's also what everyone's been telling me, and I felt the same. So on the second map I decided to cannon rush since I thought I could win by destroying the gateway in his base, but when I saw his base, there's a gateway but no gas, so I thought he's gonna expand, and I blocked his gas, so he can't stop my cannon rush. But what I didn't know was that it's rail who taught him this strategy, because he knew that I would try to finish this game quickly since I thought my opponent is weak, and he tricked me by one gateway in main base and 3 proxies outside. That totally got me, and resulted in a lot of mistakes from me. But I think even if I didn't make those mistakes, I still wouldn't win that map, since I couldn't defend my base, he could just make another base and recall the probes. It's my fault, this is an embarrassing game."
Macsed's reply is like when a 6 year old tries to use random unrelated facts to conceal the real truth because they don't want to admit they took the cookie.
On April 05 2019 15:50 radley wrote:
Arcneon, if you really need games to fix you're elo rating, here is proper thread for you https://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/545170-cpl-season-4-sign-ups
Arcneon, if you really need games to fix you're elo rating, here is proper thread for you https://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/545170-cpl-season-4-sign-ups
On July 25 2019 15:11 NeMu555 wrote:
I would still think chinese can be pretty strong if they have incentive. Keep in mind they are most likely the only nation to have the most double passport citiziens with korea. I would consider them half koreans and obviously have a much better connection and practice partners with all the best players and still have pretty bad lag with the rest of the world. So yea I think reasons should be very obvious.
I would still think chinese can be pretty strong if they have incentive. Keep in mind they are most likely the only nation to have the most double passport citiziens with korea. I would consider them half koreans and obviously have a much better connection and practice partners with all the best players and still have pretty bad lag with the rest of the world. So yea I think reasons should be very obvious.
On September 03 2019 05:29 intrigue wrote:
this always happens. it goes like this:
step 1: someone puts in a lot of time to give us really good content
step 2: someone comes along and make a horrifically stupid comment
step 3: everyone gets moderated and we stop getting content
my suspicion is that this cycle can be broken if we can just eliminate step 2. it'd be nice if we collectively tried to do this. A.Alm i understand you are only working with what god gave you but please try your best
thank you everybody for your cooperation
this always happens. it goes like this:
step 1: someone puts in a lot of time to give us really good content
step 2: someone comes along and make a horrifically stupid comment
step 3: everyone gets moderated and we stop getting content
my suspicion is that this cycle can be broken if we can just eliminate step 2. it'd be nice if we collectively tried to do this. A.Alm i understand you are only working with what god gave you but please try your best
thank you everybody for your cooperation
On September 16 2019 01:03 Nakajin wrote:
This encyclopedia entry is once again a mark of the decline of intectualism in post modern society, as the glorification of the Ego mix with a decline of meaning creating grand narative bring life to a society constructed by the addition of pletora of insingnificant individual narative that give to the self a reassuring illusion of the perfect finitude of the "Other" while denying access to any complexity and multiplicity of the existence. In doing so keeping the masses gently alienate against the social categorisation of the time-space "reality" created by neoliberalism.
At no point does the article reference YokoKano mix feelling of empty accomplishment akin to Alexander the Great that came with the compleate and other domination of Stracraft Brood War. It favor talking about meaningless corporative carreer step instead of the deep, complex and transendental link betweem Yoko and NinaZerg. And most importantly at no point is mentionned Yoko incredibly high IQ, an essential notion to understand this incomprehensible being.
This encyclopedia entry is once again a mark of the decline of intectualism in post modern society, as the glorification of the Ego mix with a decline of meaning creating grand narative bring life to a society constructed by the addition of pletora of insingnificant individual narative that give to the self a reassuring illusion of the perfect finitude of the "Other" while denying access to any complexity and multiplicity of the existence. In doing so keeping the masses gently alienate against the social categorisation of the time-space "reality" created by neoliberalism.
At no point does the article reference YokoKano mix feelling of empty accomplishment akin to Alexander the Great that came with the compleate and other domination of Stracraft Brood War. It favor talking about meaningless corporative carreer step instead of the deep, complex and transendental link betweem Yoko and NinaZerg. And most importantly at no point is mentionned Yoko incredibly high IQ, an essential notion to understand this incomprehensible being.
On November 16 2020 12:40 Kitai wrote:
Can't believe FlaSh went poo first and still won.
That's like at least 2 minutes of afk at the start of the game.
P.S. Thanks jinjin for the translation! Sea is hilarious.
Can't believe FlaSh went poo first and still won.
That's like at least 2 minutes of afk at the start of the game.
P.S. Thanks jinjin for the translation! Sea is hilarious.
On December 13 2009 15:01 Chill wrote:
Thanks Kwark. When I entered this thread the first thing I wondered was "How does this affect Kwark?" Thankfully you posted within the first 10 replies to let us all know.
Thanks Kwark. When I entered this thread the first thing I wondered was "How does this affect Kwark?" Thankfully you posted within the first 10 replies to let us all know.
On December 25 2013 04:37 Golgotha wrote:
wtf. i dont even. enough internet for today.
wtf. i dont even. enough internet for today.
On February 23 2021 00:14 Comedy wrote:
can you stop clowning bro, he drone rushed you so yeah of course you won that game. jesus christ
can you stop clowning bro, he drone rushed you so yeah of course you won that game. jesus christ
On February 22 2021 22:21 9-BiT wrote:
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First of all I didn’t read all that shit, second of all I wouldn’t believe you even if I did.
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First of all I didn’t read all that shit, second of all I wouldn’t believe you even if I did.
A history lesson.
On November 22 2021 22:09 Liquid`Drone wrote:
Ya, even APM as a concept is actually something Nazgul deserves credit for. I'm sure he doesn't remember it though.
There was another person from another forum - the battlereports/nohunters community (I think it was the user known was WilliamWC3), who had developed a program named SuperView, which you could use to look at data from replays, in an extremely rudimentary way. This program did not count actions for you, but it listed whenever a player had done something. I had this program, but had not really used it for anything - it gave you the raw data from a replay file, but it basically wasn't comprehensive at all.
After the world dream tour scandal, where ilnp (dudey) had gotten a korean progamer to play for him (oversky), and dudey said it was himself playing, nazgul approached me and asked if I could maybe try to use this program to see if dudey's raw data input from the WDT games looked similarly to how the raw data input from other games looked.
I then spent a decent amount of time counting individual actions from two different replays, and saw that the frequency WDT-dudey did stuff was about 2.5 times the frequency of regular-dudey. While this operated in 40 second frequencies rather than full minutes, this was essentially the first time, to my knowledge, that anyone used replay data to count how fast someone was playing.
Ya, even APM as a concept is actually something Nazgul deserves credit for. I'm sure he doesn't remember it though.
There was another person from another forum - the battlereports/nohunters community (I think it was the user known was WilliamWC3), who had developed a program named SuperView, which you could use to look at data from replays, in an extremely rudimentary way. This program did not count actions for you, but it listed whenever a player had done something. I had this program, but had not really used it for anything - it gave you the raw data from a replay file, but it basically wasn't comprehensive at all.
After the world dream tour scandal, where ilnp (dudey) had gotten a korean progamer to play for him (oversky), and dudey said it was himself playing, nazgul approached me and asked if I could maybe try to use this program to see if dudey's raw data input from the WDT games looked similarly to how the raw data input from other games looked.
I then spent a decent amount of time counting individual actions from two different replays, and saw that the frequency WDT-dudey did stuff was about 2.5 times the frequency of regular-dudey. While this operated in 40 second frequencies rather than full minutes, this was essentially the first time, to my knowledge, that anyone used replay data to count how fast someone was playing.
Looking for Carbot skin streamers with over 100 APM.
On January 04 2023 08:43 Falling wrote:
Actually true (the second part). Incidentally, I hadn't noticed until now, but that's quite the collection of roasts and self-owns that you've compiled in your profile over the years.
Actually true (the second part). Incidentally, I hadn't noticed until now, but that's quite the collection of roasts and self-owns that you've compiled in your profile over the years.
On January 12 2023 04:37 raynpelikoneet wrote:
so stop being a baby yourself and fuck you.
so stop being a baby yourself and fuck you.
After TL user Minerals refused to pay out for a tournament:
On October 01 2023 19:29 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote:
Minerals took the minerals for himself ..
Minerals took the minerals for himself ..
On July 29 2024 10:01 Che cazzo wrote:
What you are talking is like a fish trying to explain flying to eagles.
Read ban rules first and also previous threads to have concept of bans.
What you are talking is like a fish trying to explain flying to eagles.
Read ban rules first and also previous threads to have concept of bans.
On October 20 2024 21:03 Zealos wrote:
Yeah, I can't imagine any middle ground between his prerecorded video and a blowjob
Yeah, I can't imagine any middle ground between his prerecorded video and a blowjob