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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 17 2009 17:19 GMT
#1
GAAAAAAAAAhhhh, so my brother just called me on the phone to tell me, that his gf won a friggin WOW costume contest where the first prize is a trip to Blizzcon...

Flight, hotel, transportation, everything paid for by Blizzard...

Of course she can bring somebody with her...

This person is of course going to be my brother unless I find a way to discretely dispose of him until then...

AND THE BEST THING IS:

HE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY BLIZZARD GAMES!
HE HAS NEVER PLAYED ONE IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE!
ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING PLAY JRPGS ON HIS 360 AND PS2!!!

So he'll be at Blizzcon, witness the greatness that is SC2 and D3, and think about how great FF13 will be when it comes out.

I'm so jealous T_T
FML

****
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
June 17 2009 17:22 GMT
#2
WOW costume contests are rigged for girls. No one wants to see a Tauren guy-nerd
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
June 17 2009 17:25 GMT
#3
Why the hell would your brother's girlfriend bring you when she could enjoy a free weekend with her boyfriend?

If your girlfriend won a free trip to a JRPG convention, would you rather she give the ticket to your brother because you don't play those games?

...
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Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
June 17 2009 17:29 GMT
#4
Perhaps if you're really nice he will get a betakey or something for you? I think "I am jealous" is a better title for this blog.
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
June 17 2009 17:30 GMT
#5
On June 18 2009 02:25 Empyrean wrote:
Why the hell would your brother's girlfriend bring you when she could enjoy a free weekend with her boyfriend?

...


poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
June 17 2009 17:37 GMT
#6
On June 18 2009 02:25 Empyrean wrote:
Why the hell would your brother's girlfriend bring you when she could enjoy a free weekend with her boyfriend?

If your girlfriend won a free trip to a JRPG convention, would you rather she give the ticket to your brother because you don't play those games?

...


You've got to be wearing one of these:
[image loading]
[grants immunity to irony]
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 17 2009 17:41 GMT
#7
On June 18 2009 02:25 Empyrean wrote:
Why the hell would your brother's girlfriend bring you when she could enjoy a free weekend with her boyfriend?

If your girlfriend won a free trip to a JRPG convention, would you rather she give the ticket to your brother because you don't play those games?

...

Thanks for that. I hope you laughed, because no one else did.

Also, I'm pretty sure this thread requires a picture of your brother's girlfriend Grovel with him to make him give you the goodie bag, too
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
June 17 2009 17:47 GMT
#8
life aint no lollipop
http://twitter.com/jhNz
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
June 17 2009 17:50 GMT
#9
On June 18 2009 02:47 jhNz wrote:
life aint no lollipop



rofllll

just lock your bro up for a weekend or some shit...

not that she'll bring you anyway
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
June 17 2009 17:50 GMT
#10
haha that sux. Happens to me all the time
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 17 2009 17:55 GMT
#11
Just kill him, he doesn't play starcraft anyway
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 18:06:02
June 17 2009 17:58 GMT
#12
On June 18 2009 02:41 Chef wrote:
Also, I'm pretty sure this thread requires a picture of your brother's girlfriend

She has a shitton of them online, so I might as well post one here.
[image loading]


Last time she told me that she spent ~400 bucks on the whole thing. It paid off I guess ^^
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-17 18:04:25
June 17 2009 18:04 GMT
#13
On June 18 2009 02:55 Zoler wrote:
Just kill him, he doesn't play starcraft anyway

So that obviously proves he isn't worthy to live.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 17 2009 18:04 GMT
#14
On June 18 2009 02:22 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
WOW costume contests are rigged for girls. No one wants to see a Tauren guy-nerd

Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
June 17 2009 18:10 GMT
#15
On June 18 2009 03:04 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 02:55 Zoler wrote:
Just kill him, he doesn't play starcraft anyway

So that obviously proves he isn't worthy to live.


yes
Hi.
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9588 Posts
June 17 2009 18:16 GMT
#16
On June 18 2009 02:58 poilord wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 02:41 Chef wrote:
Also, I'm pretty sure this thread requires a picture of your brother's girlfriend

She has a shitton of them online, so I might as well post one here.
[image loading]


Last time she told me that she spent ~400 bucks on the whole thing. It paid off I guess ^^


Got any in which she isn't dressed up as a Draneirei?
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
June 17 2009 18:19 GMT
#17
On June 18 2009 02:58 poilord wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 02:41 Chef wrote:
Also, I'm pretty sure this thread requires a picture of your brother's girlfriend

She has a shitton of them online, so I might as well post one here.
[image loading]


Last time she told me that she spent ~400 bucks on the whole thing. It paid off I guess ^^


wow she really put effort on this costume and all that painting stuff haha
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 17 2009 18:29 GMT
#18
lawl... owned.
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i'm pretty jealous too though =/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 17 2009 19:52 GMT
#19
On June 18 2009 03:04 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 02:55 Zoler wrote:
Just kill him, he doesn't play starcraft anyway

So that obviously proves he isn't worthy to live.


That's what I meant
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
June 17 2009 20:10 GMT
#20
On June 18 2009 03:19 Hyperionnn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2009 02:58 poilord wrote:
On June 18 2009 02:41 Chef wrote:
Also, I'm pretty sure this thread requires a picture of your brother's girlfriend

She has a shitton of them online, so I might as well post one here.
[image loading]


Last time she told me that she spent ~400 bucks on the whole thing. It paid off I guess ^^


wow she really put effort on this costume and all that painting stuff haha


Yeah GG Tier 3 druid.
Hi.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
June 17 2009 20:25 GMT
#21
Congrats to your brother and his gf?

lol
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 18 2009 02:13 GMT
#22
ask him for the goodie bag

haha iono about u but my bro would 100% give it to me
ggyo...
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