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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 06 2009 04:17 GMT
#1
I love American Football it's fucking amazing. My team is the patriots but I supported them since 1999 so shut up. I also supported Chelsea (I'm from that area) before they got big AND barcelona so I have some weird knack for being lucky for teams .

Anyway, NFL kicks ass. Everyone should go check it out. It's like chess + rugby. W00t NFL is coming to England and it's Pats vs Bucs, my friend Axel's 2nd favourite team is the bucs! So we were pleased about that. Although the tickets are about 170 quid which is a joke wtf.

I'm posting this cos it's 5:12 in the morning but seriously anyone who hasn't checked out American Football should check it out.

None of this 'it's for wimps in padding'. Let me ask you this, would you like mike tyson to hit you in the face with a boxing glove on? But...it's padded?! Surely it doesn't matter?!

It's awesome how everyone gets to rest so much. It means everyone is at the top of their game. Each play is 100% max energy. You get some crazy shit coming out of it too man. Great 'plays' and shit. Tom Brady wins at life. Imagine how much money he gets for salary + sponsorship AND has the fittest girlfriend out there, Gisele Bundchen the highest paid model of 2008!

I've been throwing my American Football. I guess I can only get it to go about 30 yards at most. I haven't checked. Are you supposed to rotate your hips? I heard power comes from the feet? I don't know. It's hard enough to get a good spin.

And what's the best channel for NFL in England, anyone know? Anyone from UK know of any TV packages I can get so I can watch NFL when the season rolls out? Or is it easy to watch it on the internets?

***
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 06 2009 04:19 GMT
#2
go dolphins
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 06 2009 04:19 GMT
#3
get some sleep (no offense)
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 06 2009 04:19 GMT
#4
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
May 06 2009 04:20 GMT
#5
go Pats!
brood war for life, brood war forever
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 06 2009 04:21 GMT
#6
I felt bad for you guys getting that Giants/Dolphins game a while back - that was fucking horrible. Sorry to subject the rest of the world to that shit show :[

I also feel bad for you because I am a Giants fan and you are a Pats fan. Hardy har har.
:O
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-06 04:22:11
May 06 2009 04:21 GMT
#7
Hey screw you buddy!

ps thanks raptor.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 06 2009 04:21 GMT
#8
raptor, why is that dude already out of breath before he throws. he takes these huge breaths in between each step. christ.
:O
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 06 2009 04:26 GMT
#9
Haha Europeans liking American football! Go Giants!

And expertvillage sucks
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-06 04:28:44
May 06 2009 04:27 GMT
#10
Axel loves the dolphins purely because their fucking logo is a dolphin jumping IN FRONT OF, not through, a flaming hoop; AND it has the most gimpish looking helmet and face :D lol.

Btw did you know tickets sold out SO fast for the pats bucs game. All gone in 30 mins except for 15k in reserve. Ppl do love the game in England it's just hard to get it past a lot of ppl. It's much harder to explain to ppl than football (soccer).

BTW it really makes sense that soccer is called football. You hit the BALL, with your FOOT. American football is just like Rugby football really...I mean ofc you call it football because it's a snappy name but srsly I think the rest of the world gets to call their game football more than NFL ppl get to call their game football. The should call it handoval, that's probably closer.

ps im gona sleep now kthxbye

PPS where the fuck is my 5 star rating this is like the strongest blog on TL.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 06 2009 04:28 GMT
#11
On May 06 2009 13:21 choboPEon wrote:
raptor, why is that dude already out of breath before he throws. he takes these huge breaths in between each step. christ.

lol he supposedly is an expert at the sport.

Maybe he just came from playing a whole game? Who knows o,o

haha
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
May 06 2009 04:30 GMT
#12
On May 06 2009 13:19 EsX_Raptor wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-0HYW5eOQ


Don't smoke and play football
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
May 06 2009 04:31 GMT
#13
was that a joke video?
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 06 2009 04:31 GMT
#14
hand oval

that'll get people to like the game!
:O
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
May 06 2009 04:31 GMT
#15
I am sorry we always tear up Wembley's pitch and that you had to suffer through a Dolphin's game. No one deserves that.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-06 04:33:24
May 06 2009 04:32 GMT
#16
I lub me sum handoval. It's the newest craze sweeping the UK!

(haha, that sounds so weird)

Edit: yeah, no one likes the dolphins :X
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
May 06 2009 04:35 GMT
#17
lol just read the handoval comment... all I have to say...
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
May 06 2009 04:46 GMT
#18
goooooooooooo jets! i hope sanchez will have a solid year!
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 06 2009 05:02 GMT
#19
Let's go San Francisco!

It doesn't matter that they have three quarterbacks that are all about the same >.>
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Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
May 06 2009 05:06 GMT
#20
On May 06 2009 13:19 EsX_Raptor wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-0HYW5eOQ


reminds me of the black kid in the wheelchair from malcom in the middle......
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