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cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
January 20 2009 08:41 GMT
#1
I really couldn't think of a better title for this, though I do remember a TL celeb having a similar topic so here we go.

I don't know if you have ever experienced this, but I am right now having the most awful pain in my life. Basicaly its like this: I have this pain in my penis that comes up some times where basically it feels like I have to pee when I don't have anything to pee out, plus this burning feeling. I have had it popping up at times throughout most of my teenage life, so STD's is out (unless I got one some other way) and basically it sucks A LOT!

So if you have any insight (or pity) I suppose drop a comment here.

later.

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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 20 2009 08:43 GMT
#2
Get it checked out by a doctor?
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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 20 2009 08:45 GMT
#3
urinal infection?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 20 2009 08:47 GMT
#4
Definitely ask a doctor or something. If it is a serious problem, you are going to want to catch it as early as possible.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
January 20 2009 08:52 GMT
#5
stop using lotion?
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Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-20 08:59:46
January 20 2009 08:58 GMT
#6
Oh, I actually had that a while back. It took a few hours to finally piss. All you can do is wait it out (I took a shit when I had it and it seemed to help, I pissed a little and the burning was a little less painful). Basically all you can do is wait it out.

I talked to a friend (when it first happened to me) who said it may be some left over semen in your urethra and the urine coming together and causing the burning (like when you first pee after masturbating).
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27163 Posts
January 20 2009 09:01 GMT
#7
Defiantly a urinary infection. Go to the doctor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_infection
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Ludrik
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia523 Posts
January 20 2009 09:36 GMT
#8
Get the doc checkin' that rectum (that was supposed to rhyme but my mind fails). Could be prostate related but unlikely.
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meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
January 20 2009 10:33 GMT
#9
It's an infection I think. Tell your parents about it?
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stet_tcl
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Greece319 Posts
January 20 2009 10:55 GMT
#10
Go to the doctor and drink A LOT of water!
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
January 20 2009 10:58 GMT
#11
On January 20 2009 19:55 stet_tcl wrote:
Go to the doctor and drink A LOT of water!

Sorry if this is a stupid question, how would drinking a lot of water help? All I can think of is how painful it'll be for him when he has to pee >_>.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 20 2009 11:00 GMT
#12
Thanks for the reference <3
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 20 2009 11:12 GMT
#13
Wow, it does suck to be you. See a doctor, or if you refuse to, or don't have medical insurance, look up urinal tract infections and how to rid of them or prevent them. See a doctor if you can.
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DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
January 20 2009 11:16 GMT
#14
Or or or euh

KIDNEY STONES :o That would suck, hope you don't have kidney stones... Just go to a doctor
But yea prolly infection of some sorts
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 20 2009 11:40 GMT
#15
I think you just have to clean your penis out, try sticking a q-tip inside and twirl it up and down until it comes back out spotless.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
January 20 2009 12:32 GMT
#16
ehm the part about it "not being a STD", there are chronic STD's you know. once you get them you never get rid of them, auto-immune STDs. and you'd be suprised how easy STD's spreads.
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
January 20 2009 12:59 GMT
#17
On January 20 2009 20:40 Snet wrote:
I think you just have to clean your penis out, try sticking a q-tip inside and twirl it up and down until it comes back out spotless.


Now that's just wrong. Shame on you!
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
January 20 2009 15:10 GMT
#18
On January 20 2009 19:58 Demoninja wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2009 19:55 stet_tcl wrote:
Go to the doctor and drink A LOT of water!

Sorry if this is a stupid question, how would drinking a lot of water help? All I can think of is how painful it'll be for him when he has to pee >_>.


because if it's UTI, then he needs to flush out his system of the bacteria.

try to drink a lot of cranberry juice, there's some enzyme in there that helps kill off the bacteria as well.
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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-20 15:16:36
January 20 2009 15:15 GMT
#19
On January 20 2009 20:40 Snet wrote:
I think you just have to clean your penis out, try sticking a q-tip inside and twirl it up and down until it comes back out spotless.


seconded! Put some rubbing alchohol on the tip to make sure you get it clean.
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