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How do you increase your smell-gud on your body?
This is what I do:
Daily shower, shampoo, body wash, facial (base soap).
Deodorant (Old Spice usually), Spray (Old Spice usually).
What I plan on doing:
-Using candles in my room to make my living quarters a pleasant scent to live in and to eventually allow my body to adapt to that smell so I carry on the smell of my mother's yankee candles. (Problem: My parents won't give me candles because they will probably think I'm worshiping Satan or doing Wicca or some shit)
-Take two showers a day. My body gets oily pretty fast, and I think taking two showers will probably be good for my body as well as my smell. Also it will keep my bed very clean so I'll never have to wash my sheets again (I sleep naked, but who doesn't these days).
Now I need your suggestions on how to just smell gud. Most of the kids in my school are very hygiene effective. In my one class though there is a kid who smells like shit, and I happen to sit next to him. At first I thought it was me because I'm very paranoid, but it wasn't, although I noticed that I didn't smell like flowers. So my smell has to be so distinct that no one will confuse me with the kid who does not know how to wipe his ass. However this isn't only to make me distinct from ass-smelling mother fuckers, but also to raise my self-confidence with girls. I may not be the stunning buff they want, but god damn if I smell good they'll love me just the same.
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Curve for men.
Girls fucking love that shit.
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I dont have body odor or at least I dont notice it and no one ever said anything about it ever. Cording to the tv commercials that I occasionally observe, Axe seems to be the thing to get.
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Right now I don't worry about personal hygiene. A simple shower before sleeping is sufficient.
Is there any reason why you need to do anything extra?
How'd that come along?
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On October 29 2008 11:38 SCC-Faust wrote:
-Take two showers a day. My body gets oily pretty fast, and I think taking two showers will probably be good for my body as well as my smell. Also it will keep my bed very clean so I'll never have to wash my sheets again (I sleep naked, but who doesn't these days).
rofl, do you wear underwears?
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On October 29 2008 11:46 BanZu wrote:How'd that come along?
Year aint over yet.
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Micro that is crazy as hell.
I need soap, I had some acne and Proactiv did not work, neither did Clearasil.
After like handful of months all I needed to do was keep my hands off my face and just wash my face with soap like two times a day. It is better now, so I like to still use it occasionally. I NEED IT.
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?
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On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?
ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets. Especially now you're never going to change them.
BTW: i used to wear whitey tidies.
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On October 29 2008 11:54 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude? ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets.
Then where the hell are we going to fuck?
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Lacoste Essential during the day, original Burberry at night!
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acqua di gio and light blue by dolce & gabbana
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old spice and axe and all that "guy" shit smells retarded... I actually don't know any girl that actually thinks any of those brands smell good.
Just have a natural scent, that works much more effectively than any extra crap you can put on your body to make you "smell" - as long as you don't smell like shit, just be natural (I.E take showers and all that stuff).
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Once I was wearing Hugo Boss and some bitch told me "You smell nice. What is it, Axe?"
Bitch.
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On October 29 2008 11:39 LordWeird wrote:
Curve for men.
Girls fucking love that shit.
I heard this man once slept with Halle Berry and Jessica Alba in the same night. Trust him.
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imo most of the perfumes and stuff i come across smell really bad, and id much rather sniff the smell of body odour from someone exercising than perfume. just exercise alot and shower with water and maybe that body gel stuff if you are REALLY into it.
do you sweat alot? is it a BO smell that you expel, or a shit turd type smell? if its a shit turd type then you are probably doing something wrong like rolling in mud
ypang whats so horrible about sleeping nude?
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On October 29 2008 11:59 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 11:54 YPang wrote:On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude? ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets. Then where the hell are we going to fuck?
HOLY SHIT LOLOLOLOLOLOL
that was less funny than i thought it was but its still lols
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Honestly taking 2 showers a day is too much. My hair gets all nappy and dry especially my skin.Also Xeris is correct but not always the case. My manly body smell is better than any other cologne. Doesn't mean I don't use cologne once in a while but natural body smell suits me. The only scent I use nowadays is deodorant and I try to find the best one for me.
Make sure you guys clip your toe/finger nails since that's also very important to women. Women like to see clean cut nails because their perception will dictate how well you take care of your body. This doesn't mean you need to go pamper yourself in a saloon and get manicures. Just be aware.
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I shower once a day and only use body wash or deoderant when I am about to go out for the night. And I think I am aight in terms of smell.
Though I can certainly use that "make your room smell fresh" thing... goddamn I eat too much shit in here.
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2 showers is a bit much, i take one shower a day unless i've done sports/gym/late night run... then i'll take another one.. I use shower gel to wash with usually but sometimes i use shower gel and soap, wash my hair blah blah blah.. Use some deodrant and don't bother with cologne.. What's most important is to be confident in your self that you don't smell bad.
But most people go through a day like that sometimes, hell i had the runs like a week ago and i swear the smell was following me around but nope... it was just me imagining it.
but yeah like get some smelly stuff for your room.
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I use this irish spring body wash, it smells so good but it only lasts 6 hours.
And for some reason, my clothes in my closet smell so bad when I'm at school but at other places, it doesnt smell. Weird.
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On October 29 2008 13:02 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I use this irish spring body wash, it smells so good but it only lasts 6 hours.
Same, unfortunately for me I always end up smelling faintly like a wet dog anytime I sweat since my hair soaks up all my sweat and holds the smell until I take a shower again.
Starting to think about cutting it for just that reason =/
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Faust you do know what you should do right? Pour that hot yankee candle liquid wax all over your body so the scent radiates from you throughout the day. Simply light the candles before your shower in the morning and pour all the accumulated hot wax on yourself (so that it will become solidified upon making contact with your body) before you leave for school.
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Showers are overreated. Underwear is redundant. Deodorant is counterproductive.
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Are you guys serious? This is simple, you just bathe. Then you are clean.
As for trying to smell "nice" for some "action", I have found to get the most action when I only bathed yesterday. My pheromones pull them out of their seat and all up on me.
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I recommend that when you are like 12 and you try to leave your house and your mom is like "Why the hell are you wearing that much Axe" you try listening to her
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i shower atleast twice a day but you need to be careful that you arent drying out your skin.
i have really oily hair so thats never an issue, and my skin isnt dry so im good. sometimes i shower three times a day.
deodorant and cologne does the trick for me
but seriously make sure you arent drying your skin out, a friend of mine can barely shower every day because her skin is too dry.
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On October 29 2008 14:34 cgrinker wrote:
I recommend that when you are like 12 and you try to leave your house and your mom is like "Why the hell are you wearing that much Axe" you try listening to her
Maybe someday when your family gets off welfare you too can afford a deodorant spray to attract the girls and possibly get laid.
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I've heard (manswers), that other chicks scent attract other chicks. Means that the more chicks you get into your bed the more chicks will continue to go into your bed
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On October 29 2008 12:15 lazymej wrote:
Once I was wearing Hugo Boss and some bitch told me "You smell nice. What is it, Axe?"
Bitch. i get called on my hugo boss a lot more than accqua di gio actually, it rox!
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irish spring smells bad ,
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On October 29 2008 23:39 yubee wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 12:15 lazymej wrote:
Once I was wearing Hugo Boss and some bitch told me "You smell nice. What is it, Axe?"
Bitch. i get called on my hugo boss a lot more than accqua di gio actually, it rox!
My gf uses Hugo Boss and it smells nice 
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Pleasures for men Faust. Women love that shit. NO MORE THAN 2 SQUIRTS ever for any cologne you buy. Nothing turns a girl off like too much cologne.
And you know I've been getting laid since '93 despite being a huge computer nerd, so +1 my opinion.
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Anyone who said axe is either fucking with you or really doesn't know.
Heres an easy way to figure it out: ask a girl what kind of cologne she likes.
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fail bump
on a side note faust get the fuck off mabinogi and poker
i rape you ez in poker
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funny bump lol.
I read it as Smelling God.
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