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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 29 2008 02:38 GMT
#1
How do you increase your smell-gud on your body?

This is what I do:
Daily shower, shampoo, body wash, facial (base soap).
Deodorant (Old Spice usually), Spray (Old Spice usually).

What I plan on doing:
-Using candles in my room to make my living quarters a pleasant scent to live in and to eventually allow my body to adapt to that smell so I carry on the smell of my mother's yankee candles. (Problem: My parents won't give me candles because they will probably think I'm worshiping Satan or doing Wicca or some shit)

-Take two showers a day. My body gets oily pretty fast, and I think taking two showers will probably be good for my body as well as my smell. Also it will keep my bed very clean so I'll never have to wash my sheets again (I sleep naked, but who doesn't these days).


Now I need your suggestions on how to just smell gud. Most of the kids in my school are very hygiene effective. In my one class though there is a kid who smells like shit, and I happen to sit next to him. At first I thought it was me because I'm very paranoid, but it wasn't, although I noticed that I didn't smell like flowers. So my smell has to be so distinct that no one will confuse me with the kid who does not know how to wipe his ass. However this isn't only to make me distinct from ass-smelling mother fuckers, but also to raise my self-confidence with girls. I may not be the stunning buff they want, but god damn if I smell good they'll love me just the same.


*****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 29 2008 02:39 GMT
#2
Curve for men.

Girls fucking love that shit.
Chains none
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
October 29 2008 02:41 GMT
#3
I recommend my hygiene plan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=73073
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
October 29 2008 02:41 GMT
#4
I dont have body odor or at least I dont notice it and no one ever said anything about it ever. Cording to the tv commercials that I occasionally observe, Axe seems to be the thing to get.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 29 2008 02:46 GMT
#5
Right now I don't worry about personal hygiene. A simple shower before sleeping is sufficient.

Is there any reason why you need to do anything extra?

On October 29 2008 11:41 micronesia wrote:
I recommend my hygiene plan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=73073

How'd that come along?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 29 2008 02:47 GMT
#6
On October 29 2008 11:38 SCC-Faust wrote:
-Take two showers a day. My body gets oily pretty fast, and I think taking two showers will probably be good for my body as well as my smell. Also it will keep my bed very clean so I'll never have to wash my sheets again (I sleep naked, but who doesn't these days).


rofl, do you wear underwears?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
October 29 2008 02:49 GMT
#7
On October 29 2008 11:46 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 11:41 micronesia wrote:
I recommend my hygiene plan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=73073

How'd that come along?

Year aint over yet.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 29 2008 02:52 GMT
#8
Micro that is crazy as hell.

I need soap, I had some acne and Proactiv did not work, neither did Clearasil.
After like handful of months all I needed to do was keep my hands off my face and just wash my face with soap like two times a day. It is better now, so I like to still use it occasionally. I NEED IT.

As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 29 2008 02:54 GMT
#9
On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?


ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets. Especially now you're never going to change them.

BTW: i used to wear whitey tidies.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 29 2008 02:59 GMT
#10
On October 29 2008 11:54 YPang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?


ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets.


Then where the hell are we going to fuck?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16997 Posts
October 29 2008 03:01 GMT
#11
Lacoste Essential during the day, original Burberry at night!
Moderator
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
October 29 2008 03:02 GMT
#12
faust ur blogs always weird the fuck out of me
+ Show Spoiler +
and give me a boner
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
October 29 2008 03:03 GMT
#13
acqua di gio and light blue by dolce & gabbana
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
October 29 2008 03:08 GMT
#14
old spice and axe and all that "guy" shit smells retarded... I actually don't know any girl that actually thinks any of those brands smell good.

Just have a natural scent, that works much more effectively than any extra crap you can put on your body to make you "smell" - as long as you don't smell like shit, just be natural (I.E take showers and all that stuff).
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
October 29 2008 03:15 GMT
#15
Once I was wearing Hugo Boss and some bitch told me "You smell nice. What is it, Axe?"


Bitch.
^_~
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
October 29 2008 03:15 GMT
#16
On October 29 2008 11:39 LordWeird wrote:
Curve for men.

Girls fucking love that shit.

I heard this man once slept with Halle Berry and Jessica Alba in the same night. Trust him.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
October 29 2008 03:24 GMT
#17
imo most of the perfumes and stuff i come across smell really bad, and id much rather sniff the smell of body odour from someone exercising than perfume. just exercise alot and shower with water and maybe that body gel stuff if you are REALLY into it.

do you sweat alot? is it a BO smell that you expel, or a shit turd type smell? if its a shit turd type then you are probably doing something wrong like rolling in mud

ypang whats so horrible about sleeping nude?
HEY MEYT
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
October 29 2008 03:24 GMT
#18
On October 29 2008 11:59 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 11:54 YPang wrote:
On October 29 2008 11:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
As for YPang, no, who the hell wears underwear when sleeping nude?


ROFL... Remind me that if i ever come to your house, not to touch your sheets.


Then where the hell are we going to fuck?


HOLY SHIT LOLOLOLOLOLOL

that was less funny than i thought it was but its still lols
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
October 29 2008 03:28 GMT
#19
Honestly taking 2 showers a day is too much. My hair gets all nappy and dry especially my skin.Also Xeris is correct but not always the case. My manly body smell is better than any other cologne. Doesn't mean I don't use cologne once in a while but natural body smell suits me. The only scent I use nowadays is deodorant and I try to find the best one for me.

Make sure you guys clip your toe/finger nails since that's also very important to women. Women like to see clean cut nails because their perception will dictate how well you take care of your body. This doesn't mean you need to go pamper yourself in a saloon and get manicures. Just be aware.
O.oSins Since Op Cal
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
October 29 2008 03:45 GMT
#20
I shower once a day and only use body wash or deoderant when I am about to go out for the night. And I think I am aight in terms of smell.

Though I can certainly use that "make your room smell fresh" thing... goddamn I eat too much shit in here.
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