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Best joke I've heard in a long time

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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
February 11 2008 00:07 GMT
#1
Not best joke of all time, but pretty funny

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.



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waavves
Profile Joined October 2007
United States188 Posts
February 11 2008 00:10 GMT
#2
They were obviously going to feed the ducks.
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
February 11 2008 00:10 GMT
#3
Omg I'll have to remember this one
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#4
He was out of luck?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#5
It was ok, it's more about delivery than actual humor I think.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#6
On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote:
He was out of luck?

You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.
Peace~
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
February 11 2008 00:17 GMT
#7
i guess it sucks to be chuck
Legalize drugs and murder.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
February 11 2008 00:18 GMT
#8
What the fuck?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
February 11 2008 00:28 GMT
#9
HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!
^-^
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:31 GMT
#10
On February 11 2008 09:28 Equinox_kr wrote:
HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!

YOU BROKE THE RHYME CHAIN YOU FUCKING DUCK!
Peace~
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
February 11 2008 00:36 GMT
#11
i don't get it.
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
February 11 2008 00:53 GMT
#12
lol good one karma :D
aka. Samael
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 11 2008 01:01 GMT
#13
Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...


Good joke though.
Not bad for a cat toy.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2008 01:09 GMT
#14
On February 11 2008 10:01 Krohm wrote:
Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...


Good joke though.

the one that also rhymes with orange
SCC-Caliban
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
February 11 2008 01:13 GMT
#15
on average how many jokes have you heard in the last few weeks?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
February 11 2008 01:15 GMT
#16
i dont get it either
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imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
February 11 2008 01:16 GMT
#17
ahahahahahah
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 11 2008 01:20 GMT
#18
On February 11 2008 10:15 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i dont get it either

The end part would be like "Hi my name is chuck, I'm here to pick up XXXXX. To go fuck" Or something along those lines. Thats why the farmer shoots him.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
February 11 2008 01:29 GMT
#19
On February 11 2008 09:12 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote:
He was out of luck?

You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.


Roflmao-uck
Moletrap
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1297 Posts
February 11 2008 01:33 GMT
#20
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...
aka Moletrap
letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
February 11 2008 01:37 GMT
#21
i dun get the joke -_-;;
hehe...
Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
February 11 2008 01:50 GMT
#22
chuck -> suck/ fuck.
555, kthxbai
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
February 11 2008 02:00 GMT
#23
bahahaa that one's funny.
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 11 2008 02:03 GMT
#24
xDDD
posting on liquid sites in current year
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
February 11 2008 02:13 GMT
#25
rofl nice weiyison
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Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
February 11 2008 02:25 GMT
#26
also cocks.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 02:29:38
February 11 2008 02:29 GMT
#27
JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS



A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.

The farmer shot Chuck.




YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
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Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
February 11 2008 02:41 GMT
#28
hahahha nice one
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 02:59:40
February 11 2008 02:58 GMT
#29
( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )

people who dont understand, just google it omfg

:edit:
paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian..
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
February 11 2008 03:02 GMT
#30
It wasn't all THAT funny, it was ok, but those who didnt get it...shameful=/ Its a pretty simple joke, really easy to understand.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
February 11 2008 03:03 GMT
#31
I was thinking along the lines of, I'm chuck, and I like to fuck.

Still not funny...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2008 03:16 GMT
#32
someone start a joke thread...gogo
SCC-Caliban
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
February 11 2008 03:18 GMT
#33
Oh wtf I thought they were going to run amok
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
February 11 2008 03:18 GMT
#34
On February 11 2008 11:58 Folca wrote:
( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )

people who dont understand, just google it omfg

:edit:
paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian..

thats because the Romanians just pretended to get it, and didnt post
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 03:55:23
February 11 2008 03:54 GMT
#35
On February 11 2008 11:29 paper wrote:
JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS



A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.

The farmer shot Chuck.




YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY


this is funnier than the joke itself lol
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
February 11 2008 04:09 GMT
#36
On February 11 2008 09:18 ilovejonn wrote:
What the fuck?


Wow such an obvious thing to say but reading it still made me laugh a little. Chuck/fuck it's kinda there.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 04:30:50
February 11 2008 04:30 GMT
#37
On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote:
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...

Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 11 2008 04:51 GMT
#38
this jokes pretty, meh nvm
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
February 11 2008 05:07 GMT
#39
hm, I got the joke too fast....after the first one, I read joe then flo and I assumed it would be blow....but it didn't happen until chuck...
Do you really want chat rooms?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 05:31 GMT
#40
On February 11 2008 13:30 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote:
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...

Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p

Someone alert kyari.
Peace~
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
February 11 2008 05:53 GMT
#41
HAHAHHAH FUCK
mousey.rr
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States103 Posts
February 11 2008 06:27 GMT
#42
not a very funny joke....
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 11:45:03
February 11 2008 11:44 GMT
#43
EDIT: didn't work

And if that doesn't work, which it usually doesn't cos i have no idea why!?!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPFDOIp04
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 12:01 GMT
#44
On February 11 2008 20:44 Spenguin wrote:
EDIT: didn't work

And if that doesn't work, which it usually doesn't cos i have no idea why!?!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPFDOIp04

Could it be because it's not www.? That'd be my guess.
Peace~
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 11 2008 13:35 GMT
#45
rofllllllll
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AcquiescE
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia76 Posts
February 11 2008 14:10 GMT
#46
Chuck > Girls name that rhymes with chuck> fuck> humor

unfortunately fucking zero girls names rhyme with chuck, therefore this joke fails....
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
February 11 2008 17:10 GMT
#47
aaahahhahahahahah
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
February 11 2008 18:52 GMT
#48
I like it.
Nak Allstar.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 11 2008 18:59 GMT
#49
haha good one.
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HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
February 14 2008 00:02 GMT
#50
Romanians ROFL
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