| Blogs > Seraphim |
|
Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' The farmer shot Chuck.   | ||
|
waavves
United States188 Posts
| ||
|
MoRe_mInErAls
Canada1210 Posts
| ||
|
Hittegods
Stockholm4640 Posts
| ||
|
fanatacist
10319 Posts
| ||
|
fanatacist
10319 Posts
On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote: He was out of luck? You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck. | ||
|
Ghin
United States2391 Posts
| ||
|
ilovejonn
Canada2548 Posts
| ||
|
Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
I started laughing like crazy! | ||
|
fanatacist
10319 Posts
On February 11 2008 09:28 Equinox_kr wrote: HAHAHAHA I started laughing like crazy! YOU BROKE THE RHYME CHAIN YOU FUCKING DUCK! | ||
|
Aurious
Canada1772 Posts
| ||
|
Avius
Iraq1796 Posts
| ||
|
Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
Good joke though. | ||
|
statix
United States1760 Posts
On February 11 2008 10:01 Krohm wrote: Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck... Good joke though. the one that also rhymes with orange | ||
|
Snet
United States3573 Posts
| ||
|
Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
| ||
|
imDerek
United States1944 Posts
| ||
|
Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On February 11 2008 10:15 RtS)Night[Mare wrote: i dont get it either The end part would be like "Hi my name is chuck, I'm here to pick up XXXXX. To go fuck" Or something along those lines. Thats why the farmer shoots him. | ||
|
Narrator
United States868 Posts
On February 11 2008 09:12 fanatacist wrote: You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck. Roflmao-uck | ||
|
Moletrap
United States1297 Posts
| ||
|
letsbefree
Canada123 Posts
| ||
|
Zalfor
United States1035 Posts
| ||
Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
| ||
|
SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
| ||
|
MoNKeYSpanKeR
United States2869 Posts
| ||
|
Rev0lution
United States1805 Posts
| ||
|
paper
13196 Posts
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK. The farmer shot Chuck. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY | ||
|
Coulthard
Greece3359 Posts
| ||
|
Folca
2235 Posts
people who dont understand, just google it omfg :edit: paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian.. | ||
|
TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
| ||
|
Cambium
United States16368 Posts
Still not funny... | ||
|
statix
United States1760 Posts
| ||
|
ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
| ||
|
Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
On February 11 2008 11:58 Folca wrote: ( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore ) people who dont understand, just google it omfg :edit: paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian.. thats because the Romanians just pretended to get it, and didnt post  <3 | ||
|
EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
On February 11 2008 11:29 paper wrote: JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK. The farmer shot Chuck. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY this is funnier than the joke itself lol | ||
|
Jonoman92
United States9103 Posts
On February 11 2008 09:18 ilovejonn wrote: What the fuck? Wow such an obvious thing to say but reading it still made me laugh a little. Chuck/fuck it's kinda there. | ||
|
SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote: I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck... Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p | ||
|
ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
| ||
|
fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
| ||
|
fanatacist
10319 Posts
On February 11 2008 13:30 SonuvBob wrote: Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p Someone alert kyari. | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
| ||
|
mousey.rr
United States103 Posts
| ||
|
Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
And if that doesn't work, which it usually doesn't cos i have no idea why!?! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPFDOIp04 | ||
|
fanatacist
10319 Posts
On February 11 2008 20:44 Spenguin wrote: EDIT: didn't work And if that doesn't work, which it usually doesn't cos i have no idea why!?! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPFDOIp04 Could it be because it's not www.? That'd be my guess. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
| ||
|
AcquiescE
Australia76 Posts
unfortunately fucking zero girls names rhyme with chuck, therefore this joke fails.... | ||
|
Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
| ||
|
MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
| ||
|
Bub
United States3518 Posts
| ||
|
HotZhot
Colombia677 Posts
| ||
| ||
|
|
Esports World Cup
Reynor vs Zoun
Solar vs SHIN
Classic vs ShoWTimE
Cure vs Rogue
Esports World Cup
OSC
CranKy Ducklings
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
CSO Cup
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
Bonyth vs Sziky
Dewalt vs Hawk
Hawk vs QiaoGege
Sziky vs Dewalt
Mihu vs Bonyth
Zhanhun vs QiaoGege
QiaoGege vs Fengzi
FEL
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
[ Show More ] |
|
|
EPT
