Not best joke of all time, but pretty funny

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

waavves

United States188 Posts

February 11 2008 00:10 GMT

They were obviously going to feed the ducks.

MoRe_mInErAls

Canada1210 Posts

February 11 2008 00:10 GMT

Omg I'll have to remember this one

Hittegods

Stockholm4640 Posts

February 11 2008 00:12 GMT

He was out of luck?

fanatacist

10319 Posts

February 11 2008 00:12 GMT

It was ok, it's more about delivery than actual humor I think.

fanatacist

10319 Posts

February 11 2008 00:12 GMT

On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote:
He was out of luck?

You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.

Ghin

United States2391 Posts

February 11 2008 00:17 GMT

i guess it sucks to be chuck

ilovejonn

Canada2548 Posts

February 11 2008 00:18 GMT

What the fuck?

Equinox_kr

United States7395 Posts

February 11 2008 00:28 GMT

HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!

fanatacist

10319 Posts

February 11 2008 00:31 GMT

#10

On February 11 2008 09:28 Equinox_kr wrote:
HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!

YOU BROKE THE RHYME CHAIN YOU FUCKING DUCK!

Aurious

Canada1772 Posts

February 11 2008 00:36 GMT

#11

i don't get it.

Avius

Iraq1796 Posts

February 11 2008 00:53 GMT

#12

lol good one karma :D

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

February 11 2008 01:01 GMT

#13

Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...

Good joke though.

statix

United States1760 Posts

February 11 2008 01:09 GMT

#14

On February 11 2008 10:01 Krohm wrote:
Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...

Good joke though.

the one that also rhymes with orange

Snet

United States3573 Posts

February 11 2008 01:13 GMT

#15

on average how many jokes have you heard in the last few weeks?

Night[Mare

Mexico4793 Posts

February 11 2008 01:15 GMT

#16

i dont get it either

imDerek

United States1944 Posts

February 11 2008 01:16 GMT

#17

ahahahahahah

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

February 11 2008 01:20 GMT

#18

On February 11 2008 10:15 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i dont get it either

The end part would be like "Hi my name is chuck, I'm here to pick up XXXXX. To go fuck" Or something along those lines. Thats why the farmer shoots him.