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Best joke I've heard in a long time

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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
February 11 2008 00:07 GMT
#1
Not best joke of all time, but pretty funny

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.



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waavves
Profile Joined October 2007
United States188 Posts
February 11 2008 00:10 GMT
#2
They were obviously going to feed the ducks.
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
February 11 2008 00:10 GMT
#3
Omg I'll have to remember this one
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#4
He was out of luck?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#5
It was ok, it's more about delivery than actual humor I think.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#6
On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote:
He was out of luck?

You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.
Peace~
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
February 11 2008 00:17 GMT
#7
i guess it sucks to be chuck
Legalize drugs and murder.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
February 11 2008 00:18 GMT
#8
What the fuck?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
February 11 2008 00:28 GMT
#9
HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!
^-^
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 00:31 GMT
#10
On February 11 2008 09:28 Equinox_kr wrote:
HAHAHAHA

I started laughing like crazy!

YOU BROKE THE RHYME CHAIN YOU FUCKING DUCK!
Peace~
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
February 11 2008 00:36 GMT
#11
i don't get it.
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
February 11 2008 00:53 GMT
#12
lol good one karma :D
aka. Samael
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 11 2008 01:01 GMT
#13
Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...


Good joke though.
Not bad for a cat toy.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2008 01:09 GMT
#14
On February 11 2008 10:01 Krohm wrote:
Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...


Good joke though.

the one that also rhymes with orange
SCC-Caliban
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
February 11 2008 01:13 GMT
#15
on average how many jokes have you heard in the last few weeks?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
February 11 2008 01:15 GMT
#16
i dont get it either
Teamliquidian townie
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
February 11 2008 01:16 GMT
#17
ahahahahahah
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 11 2008 01:20 GMT
#18
On February 11 2008 10:15 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i dont get it either

The end part would be like "Hi my name is chuck, I'm here to pick up XXXXX. To go fuck" Or something along those lines. Thats why the farmer shoots him.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
February 11 2008 01:29 GMT
#19
On February 11 2008 09:12 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote:
He was out of luck?

You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.


Roflmao-uck
Moletrap
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1297 Posts
February 11 2008 01:33 GMT
#20
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...
aka Moletrap
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