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letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
February 11 2008 01:37 GMT
#21
i dun get the joke -_-;;
hehe...
Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
February 11 2008 01:50 GMT
#22
chuck -> suck/ fuck.
555, kthxbai
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
February 11 2008 02:00 GMT
#23
bahahaa that one's funny.
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 11 2008 02:03 GMT
#24
xDDD
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
February 11 2008 02:13 GMT
#25
rofl nice weiyison
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Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
February 11 2008 02:25 GMT
#26
also cocks.
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 02:29:38
February 11 2008 02:29 GMT
#27
JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS



A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.

The farmer shot Chuck.




YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
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Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
February 11 2008 02:41 GMT
#28
hahahha nice one
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 02:59:40
February 11 2008 02:58 GMT
#29
( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )

people who dont understand, just google it omfg

:edit:
paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian..
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TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
February 11 2008 03:02 GMT
#30
It wasn't all THAT funny, it was ok, but those who didnt get it...shameful=/ Its a pretty simple joke, really easy to understand.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
February 11 2008 03:03 GMT
#31
I was thinking along the lines of, I'm chuck, and I like to fuck.

Still not funny...
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statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2008 03:16 GMT
#32
someone start a joke thread...gogo
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
February 11 2008 03:18 GMT
#33
Oh wtf I thought they were going to run amok
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Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
February 11 2008 03:18 GMT
#34
On February 11 2008 11:58 Folca wrote:
( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )

people who dont understand, just google it omfg

:edit:
paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian..

thats because the Romanians just pretended to get it, and didnt post
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 03:55:23
February 11 2008 03:54 GMT
#35
On February 11 2008 11:29 paper wrote:
JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS



A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.

The farmer shot Chuck.




YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY


this is funnier than the joke itself lol
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
February 11 2008 04:09 GMT
#36
On February 11 2008 09:18 ilovejonn wrote:
What the fuck?


Wow such an obvious thing to say but reading it still made me laugh a little. Chuck/fuck it's kinda there.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-11 04:30:50
February 11 2008 04:30 GMT
#37
On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote:
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...

Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 11 2008 04:51 GMT
#38
this jokes pretty, meh nvm
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
February 11 2008 05:07 GMT
#39
hm, I got the joke too fast....after the first one, I read joe then flo and I assumed it would be blow....but it didn't happen until chuck...
Do you really want chat rooms?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2008 05:31 GMT
#40
On February 11 2008 13:30 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote:
I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...

Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p

Someone alert kyari.
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