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Here’s the link to my previous blog:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/468090-class-blog-sticking-gum-under-the-desk
It's about when I stuck some gum under my desk in class last week.
I refreshed my blog frequently in the first few hours after I put it up. This is the journal I kept.
8:00 AM: First 18 views, no comment and no rating yet. How much of these viewers didn't even get past the first line?
8:10 AM: 24 views and still no comments. Oh god, the mods will remove it if not enough people comment! (That’s what happened to my last blog.)
8:20 AM: 35 views, 0 comments still. On the upside, the blog has been rated a 3.
9:00AM: 93 views, 0 comments, and a rating of 2! This blog is a fucking disaster.
That’s when the journal ends.
Around 11:00 AM, finally the first comment appeared. Unfortunately, it was the dumbest, most ignorant comment of all time.
Exhibit # 1, the comment itself:
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
I have a point by point rebuttal for you, sir.
1. It is rude to chew your gum in class, period. It can be heard by nearby students regardless of how quietly you chew. I forgot to take my gum out after class. That’s right, I’m sorry, I FORGOT. You are going to insult me and drag my name through the mud just because I forgot to do something ONCE? I suppose you are Jesus H. Christ, risen from the grave, the one and only holy son of God, and you are incapable of doing wrong yourself. Oh wait, no you’re not. You are a hypocrite and a coward, sir.
2. Ever heard of Banksy?
3. Those who can’t do, teach. Also mucus is natural and sterile. Get over yourself.
EXHIBIT #2: His signature.
I suppose mathematicians are polytheists, because they have a whole set of imaginary friends.
Hahaha obviously you aren't an english teacher because this is an egregious mixed metaphor. If the first metaphor, imaginary numbers are being compared to Gods, because both are imaginary (according to your white privilege atheist point of view). Secondly, you are comparing imaginary numbers to friends, because mathematicians familiar with imaginary numbers just as they are familiar with their friends.
This is without a doubt the worst signature I have ever seen. It is infinitely worse than other because not only is it bad, but you can tell he really tried hard to think of it.
Anyway this dude completely ruined my awesome last blog, which no one was smart enough to appreciate.
  
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your Country52797 Posts
I rated this post one star because you didn't pay attention to the view counts of other blogs. Almost all blogs have 30ish viewers before any comments, and many have 100+ unless they are continuations of moderately popular blogs.
Also, DPB is in my favorites list for being the math guy on TL, so I don't appreciate you dissing him.
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United States732 Posts
wait... you make blogs as some sort of search for popularity/validation? There's an uphill battle. Good luck!
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I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not haha
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yeah if this blog isn't in jest then that's pretty sad
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On October 06 2014 22:52 kushm4sta wrote:
white privilege atheist point of view
I see the Patriarchy is up to no-good again. But how dare you criticize Darkplasmaball. Don't you know he survived the great chewing gum explosion of 1985? Not only that, but he pulled a little boy trapped in the swathes of gum to safety and saved his life. You should be ashamed of yourself for writing this.
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...You're overthinking things a little.
Refreshing blogs every few minutes in the first few hours and panicking that you get no views / comments / bad rating? Are you serious? lol.
Also that DPB rant, just wow.
If nobody was smart enough to appreciate that you're a douchebag student who sticks gum under tables that pisses off everyone else who sits at that table off for 10-20+ years afterwards, then i think the entire world needs to be reeducated with your inner wisdom.
EDIT: Also, 1 star.
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don't read too much into ratings. a lot of people vote it 5 stars just for the satisfaction of anonymously ruining someones score.
great blog, full score as usual.
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Let he who is without fault cast the first 1/5 stars
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On October 07 2014 03:10 nunez wrote:
don't read too much into ratings. a lot of people vote it 5 stars just for the satisfaction of anonymously ruining someones score.
great blog, full score as usual.
"Vote it 5 stars to ruin someones blog"
Nunez, you got it all wrong man.
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your Country52797 Posts
I'm always amazed when the entire TL community collectively rates a blog 1 star. Good job guys.
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this blog is amazing
am I the only one that can apreciate the beauty of kush blogs?
5 stars
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
I approve of the snarkiness it must have taken to write this blog
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Well, this is by far the stupidest thing I've read all day, and I browsed through a wall of a public restroom.
Good job.
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On October 07 2014 03:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm always amazed when the entire TL community collectively rates a blog 1 star. Good job guys.
Sometimes, when you go for broke, you go broke.
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When's the blog blog blog coming?
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On October 07 2014 08:29 Chairman Ray wrote:
When's the blog blog blog coming?
It doesn't matter. We won't be smart enough to appreciate it.
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Canada11355 Posts
5 stars, you are my new favourite blog blogger
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On October 07 2014 11:17 Fecalfeast wrote:
5 stars, you are my new favourite blog blogger
why would a canadian person use british spelling?
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Canada11355 Posts
On October 07 2014 16:23 kushm4sta wrote:Show nested quote +On October 07 2014 11:17 Fecalfeast wrote:
5 stars, you are my new favourite blog blogger why would a canadian person use british spelling?
That's how we spell it here, too.
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heh u qtie, got more views with controversy now
still the way you did this makes you a dodo bubu
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Dude.... get some help. Seriously.
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Was I the only person who found this hilarious?
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