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It's about when I stuck some gum under my desk in class last week.
I refreshed my blog frequently in the first few hours after I put it up. This is the journal I kept.
8:00 AM: First 18 views, no comment and no rating yet. How much of these viewers didn't even get past the first line?
8:10 AM: 24 views and still no comments. Oh god, the mods will remove it if not enough people comment! (That’s what happened to my last blog.)
8:20 AM: 35 views, 0 comments still. On the upside, the blog has been rated a 3.
9:00AM: 93 views, 0 comments, and a rating of 2! This blog is a fucking disaster.
That’s when the journal ends.
Around 11:00 AM, finally the first comment appeared. Unfortunately, it was the dumbest, most ignorant comment of all time.
Exhibit # 1, the comment itself:
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
I have a point by point rebuttal for you, sir.
1. It is rude to chew your gum in class, period. It can be heard by nearby students regardless of how quietly you chew. I forgot to take my gum out after class. That’s right, I’m sorry, I FORGOT. You are going to insult me and drag my name through the mud just because I forgot to do something ONCE? I suppose you are Jesus H. Christ, risen from the grave, the one and only holy son of God, and you are incapable of doing wrong yourself. Oh wait, no you’re not. You are a hypocrite and a coward, sir.
2. Ever heard of Banksy?
3. Those who can’t do, teach. Also mucus is natural and sterile. Get over yourself.
EXHIBIT #2: His signature.
I suppose mathematicians are polytheists, because they have a whole set of imaginary friends.
Hahaha obviously you aren't an english teacher because this is an egregious mixed metaphor. If the first metaphor, imaginary numbers are being compared to Gods, because both are imaginary (according to your white privilege atheist point of view). Secondly, you are comparing imaginary numbers to friends, because mathematicians familiar with imaginary numbers just as they are familiar with their friends.
This is without a doubt the worst signature I have ever seen. It is infinitely worse than other because not only is it bad, but you can tell he really tried hard to think of it.
Anyway this dude completely ruined my awesome last blog, which no one was smart enough to appreciate.
