• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 06:32
CEST 12:32
KST 19:32
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
TL.net Map Contest #21: Voting10[ASL20] Ro4 Preview: Descent11Team TLMC #5: Winners Announced!3[ASL20] Ro8 Preview Pt2: Holding On9Maestros of the Game: Live Finals Preview (RO4)5
Community News
Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou17Weekly Cups (Oct 13-19): Clem Goes for Four2BSL Team A vs Koreans - Sat-Sun 16:00 CET7Weekly Cups (Oct 6-12): Four star herO85.0.15 Patch Balance Hotfix (2025-10-8)81
StarCraft 2
General
RotterdaM "Serral is the GOAT, and it's not close" 5.0.15 Patch Balance Hotfix (2025-10-8) Weekly Cups (Oct 13-19): Clem Goes for Four Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Weekly Cups (March 17-23): Clem Bounces Back
Tourneys
Tenacious Turtle Tussle RSL Season 3 Qualifier Links and Dates $1,200 WardiTV October (Oct 21st-31st) SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 19 INu's Battles #13 - ByuN vs Zoun
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 496 Endless Infection Mutation # 495 Rest In Peace Mutation # 494 Unstable Environment Mutation # 493 Quick Killers
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion SnOw's Awful Building Placements vs barracks BSL Team A vs Koreans - Sat-Sun 16:00 CET Is there anyway to get a private coach? BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues 300$ 3D!Community Brood War Super Cup #4 [ASL20] Semifinal B Azhi's Colosseum - Anonymous Tournament
Strategy
Current Meta BW - ajfirecracker Strategy & Training Roaring Currents ASL final [I] Funny Protoss Builds/Strategies
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Dawn of War IV ZeroSpace Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion LiquidDota to reintegrate into TL.net
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread SPIRED by.ASL Mafia {211640}
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Chess Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Men's Fashion Thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Series you have seen recently... [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023 Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
SC2 Client Relocalization [Change SC2 Language] Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Sabrina was soooo lame on S…
Peanutsc
Our Last Hope in th…
KrillinFromwales
Certified Crazy
Hildegard
Rocket League: Traits, Abili…
TrAiDoS
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1809 users

class blog: sticking gum under the desk

Blogs > kushm4sta
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-29 12:21:09
September 29 2014 12:19 GMT
#1
Gum nowadays is really hard to stuck under desks. I think it's because gum is sugarfree now. Sugarfree gum is really killing the modern gum market btw.
Many of you would ask, why would you do that disgusting thing? Well it's because you want to get rid of your gum in class and you need somewhere to put it. Really it's a courtesy, because no one wants to hear you chewing gum in class.

Hold up let me take notes for a sec this is important for the homework:
Problem number 5, everything is along the axis.

okok so the solution to my gum problem is you have to lodge it between the desk itself and the support for the desk. There should be a tight little crevice regardless of the design of your desk. I put that baby there like 10 minutes ago, and I felt for it, and it's still there.

mods change title to class blog: sticking gum under the desk

**
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44923 Posts
September 29 2014 15:18 GMT
#2
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
September 29 2014 16:37 GMT
#3
Why can't you get rid of your gum before entering class? Seems like a lazy man's problem.
I think esports is pretty nice.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
September 29 2014 16:52 GMT
#4
cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44923 Posts
September 29 2014 17:02 GMT
#5
On September 30 2014 01:52 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...


And then you place it in the wrapper or tissue or garbage.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 29 2014 17:07 GMT
#6
They save a special place in hell for those who stuck gum underneath desks. You're the reason I can't sit cross-legged without getting gum stuck on my pants.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 29 2014 17:11 GMT
#7
Because its cool to stick gum under the desk miright? Though I don't ever recall hearing anyone chew like a cow, unless they did it on purpose, the worst was when they started blowing bubbles.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
September 29 2014 18:01 GMT
#8
When I was in statistics, I got the desk that had literally 50 pieces of gum stuck under. All the other desks had 10-20 (yes, I counted).
It was terrible.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Ovid
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
United Kingdom948 Posts
September 29 2014 18:29 GMT
#9
Just chew it in the class, or spit it out into a bin.
Not that hard.
I will make Yogg Saron priest work...
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
September 29 2014 19:41 GMT
#10
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.


Agreed.

Here is some information to cheer you up:

I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never.

I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
September 29 2014 19:48 GMT
#11
As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
ShoCkSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany340 Posts
September 29 2014 20:01 GMT
#12
Sitting under a table with 50 gums is disgusting. Please learn to find your way to the next bin
NaNiwa l facebook/shocksc2 l @shocksc2 l twitch.tv/shocksc2 l Grandmaster Protoss Player
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2498 Posts
September 29 2014 20:05 GMT
#13
this is the most phlosophical blog i ever read. 5/5

if you want to dispose of it properly, use paper, stick it in paper, wrap paper, and then glue it under the desk with glue that you most certainly have.
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44923 Posts
September 30 2014 00:17 GMT
#14
On September 30 2014 04:41 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.


Agreed.

Here is some information to cheer you up:

I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never.

I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.


That does cheer me up Best of luck with your studies!

On September 30 2014 04:48 corumjhaelen wrote:
As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.


Absolutely.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 30 2014 00:43 GMT
#15
Nobody ever cleans the gum stuck under desks or chairs, they stay there until the school replaces them. You have a variety of gum to sample from.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 30 2014 01:06 GMT
#16
If you chuck the gum really hard at the roof, it sticks to it. Much better disposal method.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 30 2014 01:47 GMT
#17
Man you must have some strong arm to chuck gum up onto the roof rather then the ceiling. :D
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 30 2014 02:08 GMT
#18
Ceiling! I meant ceiling!

Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 30 2014 02:16 GMT
#19
Bahahaha
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
October 01 2014 15:39 GMT
#20
On September 30 2014 11:08 Chairman Ray wrote:
Ceiling! I meant ceiling!

Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof

Did you even read the blog?
Gum is bad at sticking cause it's sugar free now. This would never work.
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
The PondCast
10:00
Episode 68
CranKy Ducklings32
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
OGKoka 219
Lowko35
StarCraft: Brood War
GuemChi 1773
Hyuk 1605
actioN 797
Bisu 755
Jaedong 539
firebathero 530
Stork 312
Hyun 230
BeSt 229
ZerO 169
[ Show more ]
Mini 138
Barracks 130
sorry 123
Light 109
Last 97
zelot 92
hero 89
ToSsGirL 85
Pusan 81
Shine 75
EffOrt 72
TY 60
Rush 31
Mind 29
Shinee 25
Noble 21
Sharp 20
Free 17
Sexy 13
Sacsri 12
ggaemo 10
Yoon 0
Dota 2
XaKoH 295
BananaSlamJamma169
XcaliburYe157
League of Legends
JimRising 516
Counter-Strike
olofmeister3106
shoxiejesuss706
x6flipin483
allub243
zeus104
Super Smash Bros
Westballz15
Other Games
summit1g6908
singsing1352
crisheroes266
Sick246
Mew2King62
rGuardiaN47
Trikslyr17
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
Kim Chul Min (afreeca) 590
Other Games
gamesdonequick589
Counter-Strike
PGL250
Other Games
BasetradeTV95
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 8
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 34
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 2
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV559
League of Legends
• Jankos2094
• Lourlo539
Upcoming Events
OSC
1h 28m
WardiTV Invitational
1d
Online Event
1d 5h
RSL Revival
1d 15h
RSL Revival
1d 23h
WardiTV Invitational
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Snow vs Soma
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
CrankTV Team League
3 days
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
3 days
Wardi Open
4 days
CrankTV Team League
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
WardiTV Invitational
5 days
CrankTV Team League
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
CrankTV Team League
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS2
WardiTV TLMC #15
HCC Europe

Ongoing

BSL 21 Points
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
EC S1
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual

Upcoming

SC4ALL: Brood War
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
RSL Offline Finals
RSL Revival: Season 3
Stellar Fest
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
CranK Gathers Season 2: SC II Pro Teams
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.