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class blog: sticking gum under the desk

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kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-29 12:21:09
September 29 2014 12:19 GMT
#1
Gum nowadays is really hard to stuck under desks. I think it's because gum is sugarfree now. Sugarfree gum is really killing the modern gum market btw.
Many of you would ask, why would you do that disgusting thing? Well it's because you want to get rid of your gum in class and you need somewhere to put it. Really it's a courtesy, because no one wants to hear you chewing gum in class.

Hold up let me take notes for a sec this is important for the homework:
Problem number 5, everything is along the axis.

okok so the solution to my gum problem is you have to lodge it between the desk itself and the support for the desk. There should be a tight little crevice regardless of the design of your desk. I put that baby there like 10 minutes ago, and I felt for it, and it's still there.

mods change title to class blog: sticking gum under the desk

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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46211 Posts
September 29 2014 15:18 GMT
#2
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
September 29 2014 16:37 GMT
#3
Why can't you get rid of your gum before entering class? Seems like a lazy man's problem.
I think esports is pretty nice.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
September 29 2014 16:52 GMT
#4
cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46211 Posts
September 29 2014 17:02 GMT
#5
On September 30 2014 01:52 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...


And then you place it in the wrapper or tissue or garbage.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 29 2014 17:07 GMT
#6
They save a special place in hell for those who stuck gum underneath desks. You're the reason I can't sit cross-legged without getting gum stuck on my pants.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 29 2014 17:11 GMT
#7
Because its cool to stick gum under the desk miright? Though I don't ever recall hearing anyone chew like a cow, unless they did it on purpose, the worst was when they started blowing bubbles.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
September 29 2014 18:01 GMT
#8
When I was in statistics, I got the desk that had literally 50 pieces of gum stuck under. All the other desks had 10-20 (yes, I counted).
It was terrible.
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Ovid
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
United Kingdom948 Posts
September 29 2014 18:29 GMT
#9
Just chew it in the class, or spit it out into a bin.
Not that hard.
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vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
September 29 2014 19:41 GMT
#10
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.


Agreed.

Here is some information to cheer you up:

I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never.

I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
September 29 2014 19:48 GMT
#11
As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
ShoCkSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Germany340 Posts
September 29 2014 20:01 GMT
#12
Sitting under a table with 50 gums is disgusting. Please learn to find your way to the next bin
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pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2503 Posts
September 29 2014 20:05 GMT
#13
this is the most phlosophical blog i ever read. 5/5

if you want to dispose of it properly, use paper, stick it in paper, wrap paper, and then glue it under the desk with glue that you most certainly have.
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46211 Posts
September 30 2014 00:17 GMT
#14
On September 30 2014 04:41 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.

2. Vandalism isn't cool.

3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.


Agreed.

Here is some information to cheer you up:

I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never.

I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.


That does cheer me up Best of luck with your studies!

On September 30 2014 04:48 corumjhaelen wrote:
As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.


Absolutely.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 30 2014 00:43 GMT
#15
Nobody ever cleans the gum stuck under desks or chairs, they stay there until the school replaces them. You have a variety of gum to sample from.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 30 2014 01:06 GMT
#16
If you chuck the gum really hard at the roof, it sticks to it. Much better disposal method.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 30 2014 01:47 GMT
#17
Man you must have some strong arm to chuck gum up onto the roof rather then the ceiling. :D
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 30 2014 02:08 GMT
#18
Ceiling! I meant ceiling!

Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 30 2014 02:16 GMT
#19
Bahahaha
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
October 01 2014 15:39 GMT
#20
On September 30 2014 11:08 Chairman Ray wrote:
Ceiling! I meant ceiling!

Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof

Did you even read the blog?
Gum is bad at sticking cause it's sugar free now. This would never work.
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