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Gum nowadays is really hard to stuck under desks. I think it's because gum is sugarfree now. Sugarfree gum is really killing the modern gum market btw.
Many of you would ask, why would you do that disgusting thing? Well it's because you want to get rid of your gum in class and you need somewhere to put it. Really it's a courtesy, because no one wants to hear you chewing gum in class.
Hold up let me take notes for a sec this is important for the homework:
Problem number 5, everything is along the axis.
okok so the solution to my gum problem is you have to lodge it between the desk itself and the support for the desk. There should be a tight little crevice regardless of the design of your desk. I put that baby there like 10 minutes ago, and I felt for it, and it's still there.
mods change title to class blog: sticking gum under the desk
 
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1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
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Why can't you get rid of your gum before entering class? Seems like a lazy man's problem.
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cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...
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On September 30 2014 01:52 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
cause it loses its flavor in the middle of class...
And then you place it in the wrapper or tissue or garbage.
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They save a special place in hell for those who stuck gum underneath desks. You're the reason I can't sit cross-legged without getting gum stuck on my pants.
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Because its cool to stick gum under the desk miright? Though I don't ever recall hearing anyone chew like a cow, unless they did it on purpose, the worst was when they started blowing bubbles.
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When I was in statistics, I got the desk that had literally 50 pieces of gum stuck under. All the other desks had 10-20 (yes, I counted).
It was terrible.
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Just chew it in the class, or spit it out into a bin.
Not that hard.
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On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting.
Agreed.
Here is some information to cheer you up:
I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never.
I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.
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As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.
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Sitting under a table with 50 gums is disgusting. Please learn to find your way to the next bin 
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this is the most phlosophical blog i ever read. 5/5
if you want to dispose of it properly, use paper, stick it in paper, wrap paper, and then glue it under the desk with glue that you most certainly have.
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On September 30 2014 04:41 vOdToasT wrote:Show nested quote +On September 30 2014 00:18 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
1. If you chew gum like a cow, or you're so noisy chewing gum that it distracts and bothers other people, maybe you should learn to chew right, or not chew during class. Wait until after class to chew gum, or learn to brush your teeth in the morning.
2. Vandalism isn't cool.
3. 1/5 because I'm a teacher and that shit is disgusting. Agreed. Here is some information to cheer you up: I have decided to learn a lot of mathematics, so I'm taking math courses.. This decision is long overdue, but when it comes to discovering the wonderful language that is used to describe our universe, it is better done later than never. I have decided to learn mathematics up until calculus. After that, I think I'll be done.
That does cheer me up  Best of luck with your studies!
On September 30 2014 04:48 corumjhaelen wrote:
As another teacher, and in the name of the people who have to clean your mess behind you, 1/5.
Absolutely.
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Nobody ever cleans the gum stuck under desks or chairs, they stay there until the school replaces them. You have a variety of gum to sample from.
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If you chuck the gum really hard at the roof, it sticks to it. Much better disposal method.
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Man you must have some strong arm to chuck gum up onto the roof rather then the ceiling. :D
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Ceiling! I meant ceiling!
Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof
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On September 30 2014 11:08 Chairman Ray wrote:
Ceiling! I meant ceiling!
Ok, if it's an outdoor class, chuck it on the roof
Did you even read the blog?
Gum is bad at sticking cause it's sugar free now. This would never work.
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My inner Marxist expected something different after reading the blog title. Meh.
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