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![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/riptide/dota2/2014_01_25_dk_fan.jpg) It's easy being a DK fan, isn't it?
DK will be playing their first Starladder game soon, and it being a holiday I thought I would celebrate by making burgers. Only, this is no ordinary burger. Like I said, it's a holiday, and if I'm going to watch the kings of Dota decimate their group, well, I'm going to do it in style.
Here's how you can make your very own BurNing Burger as you prepare to watch Starladder this week/end.
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/riptide/dota2/burning_burger_ingredients.jpg) L-R: 1 stalk celery, 1 onion, 4 tbsp mustard, 1 green bell pepper, 1 handful dried chillie flakes, 1kg minced beef, 1 red bell pepper, 6 tbsp teriyaki sauce, 4 tbsp oyster sauce, 2 green chillies (with seeds).
(Not pictured: salt and pepper to taste)
This is no ordinary burger. This is a BurNing Burger, and this patty will lay out a relentless onslaught on your tastebuds from first blood, the various kinds of chillie combining to destroy you in the laning stage. It will then beat you handily in the mid-to-late game with its complexity of flavour and unrelenting spiciness. Your mouth aflame, you will run to the fridge for water, but there will be no water on earth that will quench you of this fire. Where you are going, there is no mercy, no compassion, no grace. Only burning.
Method
Please note: I am not Lumi, so don't expect next level cookery lessons from me, please. I'm just going to tell you how I make this burger. Feel free to nitpick it in the comments.
1. Cut the celery, onion, peppers and green chillies up really fine. You can use a food processor if you like, but I'm lazy (food processors need to be cleaned afterward!) so I generally just use the knife.
2. Dump all the veggies you cut into a pan and temper it for 2 - 5 minutes on a low flame. Basically, cook the vegetables till they are as cooked as you like them. If you like them crispier, cook them less, and if you like them cooked, temper them more.
3. Mix your veggie mix in with the minced beef, adding in the sauces one by one as you do. Mix thoroughly, and last of all add the dried chillie flakes and salt and pepper to taste.
4. Marinate the patty mix in the fridge for a while. A few hours will give you more flavour, but if you are hungry and can't wait, 1 hour or so is OK as well.
5. Grill the patties / toast the burger buns.
6. Add some raw chillie flakes as garnish.
7. Consume the BurNing Burger while watching DK destroy someone.
Warning: if you are not used to eating spicy food, then this burger could really be difficult to eat. Substitute less hot peppers / chillies as appropriate for your palate, but please, don't be a sissy. After all, this is called the BurNing Burger for a reason.
![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/images/thumb/6/6d/WIH-Burning-RnWt7.jpg/308px-WIH-Burning-RnWt7.jpg) BurNing sees your inferior choice of SL S9 sustenance and lolz at you.
"If you scrubs had any taste at all, you would make the BurNing Burger."
Results
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/riptide/dota2/burning_burger_patty.jpg) First patty done!
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/riptide/dota2/burning_burger_bun.jpg) Burger done, doused in chillie flakes and ready to burn!
 
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do some video tutorial of it  and iceiceice should not be in the 1st pic or maybe you should also make a iceiceice drink
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Uhh, it's 2AM for me and now I'm so hungry. F U riptide 
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Livestream you cooking/eating this please.
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On April 17 2014 17:16 Autotroph wrote:
Livestream you cooking/eating this please.
I would pay good money to see that.
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51451 Posts
Oh
My
Gosh
Riptide, i need more pics of the completed burger!! Looks/Sounds so good to me. Spicy burger what is better?!
Oh my the edits, the glorious edits <333333
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This is a BurNing Burger, and this patty will lay out a relentless onslaught on your tastebuds from first blood, the various kinds of chillie combining to destroy you in the laning stage. It will then beat you handily in the mid-to-late game with its complexity of flavour and unrelenting spiciness.
Hahaha.
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Not enough red ingredient imo but damn riptide you made me wanna eat burger so badly now D: 5 stars!!!
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cant you just eat your own mapo tofu instead
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how much will my gpm and cs increase if i eat this?
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On April 17 2014 19:25 icystorage wrote:
how much will my gpm and cs increase if i eat this?
It's called the BurNing Burger. You do the math.
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8. Add guacamole, freshly cut tomatoes, and a thin slice of quality cheese
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What sauces are those in the back?
Also think that burger would gank the shit out of my bowels, would probably end up using a lot of tp. Seconding guacamole + cheese to make the comp complete.
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I'm pretty sure burgers are American only food. So you can call this the flaming pile of meat.
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DAMN! I need to prepare this for tomorrow. I definetly approve of this. B-God fanboy reporting in.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
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I want this so bad gimme!
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Bisutopia19190 Posts
Can we get a final edit on eFood?
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I love making burgers for my friends in the dorm, thanks for posting! I cant wait to make it
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United States7481 Posts
damn this looks delicious. PassiveAce we need a trip report
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wash it down with a glass of hot chocolate
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Gotta make a couple of these for Starladder later tonight.
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Highly unlikely, but what beverage do you suggest to down in the event that DK themselves get decimated in a match?
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United States22154 Posts
I am going to try this this weekend, looks delicious :D
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On April 18 2014 05:53 NeThZOR wrote:
Highly unlikely, but what beverage do you suggest to down in the event that DK themselves get decimated in a match?
This eventuality is so unlikely that I don't think I need to even answer this question.
But in general, with a BurNing Burger, you want to have an iceicechocolate.
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i noticed your patty turned out alot smaller than the bread. you want the patty to be slightly bigger than the bread and make sure to sink in the middle of the patty a bit so that as it cooks the edges dont crack. As the fat evaporates and the meat cooks, the patty shrinks to the size of the bread. looks delicious though
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I just woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep so I decided to read some TL. After reading this blog I cracked open a cold beer and started eating the cold (delicious) pizza I had left. Life is good
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Burger + finals is great holydays :D
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Katowice25012 Posts
I've hear there are hotter burgers in India
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I just ate breakfast
Now I want more
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I Think this is great with some sweet salsa and a lot of cheese. I love spicy Burgers.
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Pics of six-slotted BurNing Burger please
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On April 18 2014 11:00 Golden Ghost wrote:I just woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep so I decided to read some TL. After reading this blog I cracked open a cold beer and started eating the cold (delicious) pizza I had left. Life is good
nice one....now i am so damn hungry...
shouldn't click on these featured blog in the middle of night T_T
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ALLEYCAT BLUES49648 Posts
On April 18 2014 17:06 Heyoka wrote:
I've hear there are hotter burgers in India
big lie.
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Okay, this gives me an idea, what about a Mushi sushi? 
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How about some iceiceicecream?
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Great ideas! Maybe we can make those for WPC. ^^
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On April 20 2014 15:30 Dubzex wrote:
How about some iceiceicecream?
sounds really vanilla though.
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what does it look like before it's cooked?
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video demonstration would be cool nonetheless I want try to making this burger one day .
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Damn nice. You should do more progamer related food blogs. IceIceIce tea? Sorry, that was bad ;p
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Flanm for dessert following your x!!tremely spicy buffalo wings?
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The whole time I'm thinking, I'm pretty baller with my take out when I watch any streams, but then comes the burning burger lol
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i prefer something spicy.
![[image loading]](http://i58.tinypic.com/wu5thk.jpg)
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You forgot the sichuan peppercorns
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nothing quite as good while being as easy to make as the burger. I would have liked some inspiring fillings too, but this will suffice
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i'd post pictures of the burgers we made... but we ate them all... Good stuff man
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On April 26 2014 08:56 HeyMrJones wrote:i'd post pictures of the burgers we made... but we ate them all... Good stuff man
Oh, that's good to hear! :D Awesome that you made them. ^^
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I ate a ghost pepper the other day. I threw up the next morning, but it worked out well otherwise.
I do not fear your burger
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