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Blazinghand
United States25550 Posts
A story of eight cats
There's a plane carrying eight cats. Seven of them are normal civilian cats, but one of them is a prisoner being transfered from one prison to another. He's a murderer and very dangerous. The criminal manages to break free and kill the pilot, and lands the plane in the desert. As the police approach the plane, they are trying to figure out a way to approach the situation. They know (from text messages the civilians sent out before the criminal destroyed their phones) that all 7 civilians are alive, but so is the criminal.
Even worse, during the confusion the criminal got back to his seat and nobody knows which of the eight feline passengers is responsible. The police don't want to let the criminal go, but they can't just detain 8 people either. They brainstorm for a bit and finally the chief comes up with an idea.
The chief announces, "We will line up the passengers, including the criminal, from nose to tail."
The rookie asks, "Why, chief? What will that do for us?"
The chief replies, "Well, we need the con cat in eight."
  
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Is this a "concatenate" pun? If so, 2/5 for the effort.
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Why are dinosaurs gay?
Because they're often saurus (sore-ass)
Same humour?
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It took me a while to get. Since you are lining up the cats from nose to tail, you are concatenating them, right?
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but concatenate is a verb not a noun 
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the joke is bad and you should feel bad 5/5
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I expected funnier from you Definitely a groaner, like:
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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i get the concatenate part...but what does con cat in eight mean?
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A lot of text for a terribad pun... was hoping it was an NBA fantasy blog
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TLADT24920 Posts
Interesting story, didn't get the pun until I read comments though. 4/5 for effort.
On December 06 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote: I liked the pun T_T
we have an icon that says plz die? :O lol.
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Dirty joke based on blog. Has better play on words and a triple entendre.
+ Show Spoiler +Why did the pussy willing go into the pit of cocks? + Show Spoiler +The pussy wanted to control the situation
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On December 06 2013 17:08 iTzSnypah wrote:Dirty joke based on blog. Has better play on words and a triple entendre. + Show Spoiler +Why did the pussy willing go into the pit of cocks? + Show Spoiler +The pussy wanted to control the situation
I prefer this version of the pun
+ Show Spoiler +
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On December 06 2013 07:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:I expected funnier from you Definitely a groaner, like: There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I actually laughed at this, lol.
I like stupid puns and I should feel bad.
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EPT
