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A story of eight cats

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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-06 04:28:27
December 05 2013 18:35 GMT
#1

A story of eight cats




There's a plane carrying eight cats. Seven of them are normal civilian cats, but one of them is a prisoner being transfered from one prison to another. He's a murderer and very dangerous. The criminal manages to break free and kill the pilot, and lands the plane in the desert. As the police approach the plane, they are trying to figure out a way to approach the situation. They know (from text messages the civilians sent out before the criminal destroyed their phones) that all 7 civilians are alive, but so is the criminal.

Even worse, during the confusion the criminal got back to his seat and nobody knows which of the eight feline passengers is responsible. The police don't want to let the criminal go, but they can't just detain 8 people either. They brainstorm for a bit and finally the chief comes up with an idea.

The chief announces, "We will line up the passengers, including the criminal, from nose to tail."

The rookie asks, "Why, chief? What will that do for us?"

The chief replies, "Well, we need the con cat in eight."

**
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
December 05 2013 18:45 GMT
#2
i dont get it
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
Y
Profile Joined May 2013
254 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-05 18:47:40
December 05 2013 18:47 GMT
#3
Is this a "concatenate" pun? If so, 2/5 for the effort.
Ovid
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
United Kingdom948 Posts
December 05 2013 18:58 GMT
#4
Why are dinosaurs gay?
Because they're often saurus (sore-ass)

Same humour?
I will make Yogg Saron priest work...
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 05 2013 19:13 GMT
#5
It took me a while to get. Since you are lining up the cats from nose to tail, you are concatenating them, right?
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
December 05 2013 19:30 GMT
#6
but concatenate is a verb not a noun
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3830 Posts
December 05 2013 20:06 GMT
#7
the joke is bad and you should feel bad 5/5
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-05 20:51:11
December 05 2013 20:32 GMT
#8
Disappoint this wasn't a shameless mafia plug
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 05 2013 21:36 GMT
#9
5/5 would wat again
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45227 Posts
December 05 2013 22:00 GMT
#10
I expected funnier from you Definitely a groaner, like:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
December 05 2013 22:50 GMT
#11
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 06 2013 02:22 GMT
#12
On December 06 2013 07:50 Serejai wrote:

I liked the pun T_T
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 06 2013 02:47 GMT
#13
i get the concatenate part...but what does con cat in eight mean?
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
December 06 2013 06:35 GMT
#14
A lot of text for a terribad pun... was hoping it was an NBA fantasy blog
Yhamm is the god of predictions
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
December 06 2013 06:39 GMT
#15
Interesting story, didn't get the pun until I read comments though. 4/5 for effort.

On December 06 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2013 07:50 Serejai wrote:

I liked the pun T_T

we have an icon that says plz die? :O lol.

Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-06 08:14:17
December 06 2013 08:08 GMT
#16
Dirty joke based on blog. Has better play on words and a triple entendre.

+ Show Spoiler +
Why did the pussy willing go into the pit of cocks?
+ Show Spoiler +
The pussy wanted to control the situation
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Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
December 06 2013 08:23 GMT
#17
On December 06 2013 17:08 iTzSnypah wrote:
Dirty joke based on blog. Has better play on words and a triple entendre.

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Why did the pussy willing go into the pit of cocks?
+ Show Spoiler +
The pussy wanted to control the situation

I prefer this version of the pun
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What is the similarity between a woman and an aeroplane?
+ Show Spoiler +
They both have cockpits.
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
December 06 2013 17:52 GMT
#18
On December 06 2013 07:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I expected funnier from you Definitely a groaner, like:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


I actually laughed at this, lol.
I like stupid puns and I should feel bad.
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