[GRUDGEMATCH][BW][SILLY] [UoN]Sentinel vs Epishade

Hello esports gamer fans! This is Edwin from Papa John's©. We're very excited to be sponsoring this match and we hope you're excited about it too! I'm here to give you a brief overview of the maps to be used in this much-anticipated showdown.

The first map is "Challenger". Papa John's© Strategy Insight: This map is covered with lakes and rivers, which indicate that aquatic units and nautical battles will play an important role in the first set. The center consists of a number of crisscrossing paths with a number of ponds and a pair of small islands, then there's a couple of other islands in two opposite corners. Now if you're having trouble visualizing the layout just imagine a Papa John's© medium mushroom and green pepper pizza with jalapeños and garlic sauce in the corners, our own Papa John's© exclusive, just 4.99 with tax, what a steal of a deal.

The second map is "Blue Storm". Here we've got some terrain ripped right off the face of an epic alien planet. Papa John's© Strategy Insight: There's a straight path between the two base spawning points. This means that players will be able to execute cunning strategical plays by sneaking units from their base to the enemy's in practically no time at all. Just like the Papa John's© meal delivery service. We guarantee that your pizza will be delivered within fifteen minutes of placing your order, whether it be online through our official website (poppajohnsporapottiesincorporated.net) or by phone call to your nearest Papa John's© pizzeria. That's right, fifteen minutes or less! This is an official Papa John's© guarantee.

The third map is "Fighting Spirit". This one looks a heck of a lot like "Challenger", but there are some key differences. The water parts are off to the sides and appear to be thin streams rather than lakes. This will make seafaring units difficult to incorporate. Looking closely at the map, you can see the terrain consists of a number of healthy-sized chunks surrounding a circular area full of resources sure to be contested for, just like the new recipe Papa John's© Dippin' Stix© buttered breadsticks with complimentary Dippin' Stix© ranch dip for all of your breadstick needs, a real steal of a deal at just 2.99 for 10 Papa John's© Dippin' Stix© and plenty of complimentary dip.

The fourth map is "Python". While you may be intimidated by the map's name, do not worry! It is in no way similar to the giant child-eating reptile found in OH MY GOD! WATCH OUT, THERE'S A GIANT ENORMOUS PYTHON SNAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP!! I just spilled my drink all over my Papa John's© official uniform polyester pants, the drink being an ice-cold Pepsi© brand ice-cold beverage from Pepsi©, our proud affiliate. Papa John's© Strategy Insight: The head of the snake is closer to the top of the map, so it is likeliest to eat whichever player begins in the top part first.

The fifth map is "Destination". Here, aquatic armies are rendered obsolete by bridges spanning the various lakes and rivers. Take special note of the six high-ground plateaus which are sure to be extremely contested sparring locations, just like six large Papa John's© cheese and real pepperoni pizzas at your next party. Not only is each pizza the fantastic deal steal of a real deal price of 6.99 plus tax, but each large Papa John's© pizza after your third is 50 PERCENT OFF! You heard that right! You will be able to buy six pizzas for the price of only four and a half. This is an official Papa John's© guarantee.

I hope you enjoyed the map preview and are looking forward to the Papa John's© official Star Craft Two showmatch between Epishade and [UoN]Sentinel!