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MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-05 22:18:32
July 05 2013 21:37 GMT
#41
I just saw the movie...I think, without too much exaggeration, that it's one of the worst movie I've ever seen. Basically a movie made to be sold on its super hype trailer, but with nothing more than what you saw in the trailer. No substance, nothing. Basically a scam movie. You want to see him because damn, dat trailer. But then you watch it and it has the same effect on you than putting your head in front of a farting anus for 2 hours. And paying for it.
MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-05 22:18:58
July 05 2013 21:50 GMT
#42
On July 03 2013 08:34 LuckyFool wrote:
hahah oh man I really want to watch this movie now, I don't want to waste money on it though.

Seriously no, it's not one of those so bad it's good movie, it's one of those so bad you want t oshot yourself and leave the theater crying. This film is nearly insulting.
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
July 08 2013 14:33 GMT
#43
On July 05 2013 08:19 Judicator wrote:
The movie was honestly fine considering the source material's style. As for the movie itself, I found some parts hilariously stereotypical...

1. It just has to be black cop that runs into the store to steal stuff.
2. All the women are useless until...
3. The Israeli women, and that's not breaking any molds.
4. The Palestinians/Muslims have to Trojan horse Israel, even when the latter is letting them in.
5. Of course it has to be the crazy Russians who go full-on fuck-your-shit and not giving a fuck at the end.
6. The pointless/useless black man in power.
7. The Indian/Pakistani American born doctor who has no clue how the world works.

The whole spread thing I can buy, the time frame I can not. Like how do you have perpetual supply of zombies? Eventually shit will break down.

I'll add to your list of inconsistencies, the soldier who watched a bunch of them turn zeke and stood in the room in SKorea, what kind of disability/disease would you have to have in order for the Army to keep you and have the zombies ignore you?


LOL damn right, I guess they just want to make it more obvious hahahaha stereotypical shit to make it easier for the "dumb guy" as stated by the other guys. "that dumb guy" hahaha
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ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 15:47:52
July 08 2013 14:35 GMT
#44
On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • The world is ending. Gerry may be the only person with the skillset necessary to help find a cure and save everyone. His response: "Nah, I wanna be with my family." Even though saving humanity is the ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY, YOU WANT TO STAY WITH THEM. FUCK HELPING PEOPLE. This sets a good tone to the film.


Trust me, your instinct is to stay with the family. He is NOT the only hope for all mankind lmao. He doesn't want to fight this fight, he can help, but he wants to spend time with his family. It's the same concept as people who choose to not fight in wars, they can help, but they want someone else to fight the fight for them. This is not uncommon, already a silly argument first bullet point lol

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • The ship captain actually has to threaten to kick his family off the ship in order to convince Gerry to join the mission. Seriously, for someone who was a special investigator for the UN, Gerry seems pretty stupid. Also, looking forward in the movie: for someone who was just an investigator, Gerry is pretty goddamn skilled at everything, including being having full medical training and being an expert marksmen.


It's not kicking him out to die, they'd have to send them to a refugee camp. That ship is overcrowded and it's now a military/stratigics ship, resources/space are limited, and they can't afford to be a hotel for 5 useless refugees. Again, silly point. They also note that he was one of the best survivors they ever had, how is it hard to believe there are people out there with skills like he has (medical training, some gun training, etc), there are tons of people like that in the world right now haha Did you even pay attention to what his work backstory was? My guess is no. Another retarded nitpick point, bias is obvious here lol

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Tommy (the kid) has ZERO purpose in the movie whatsoever. Secondly, zombies break in to their house (there's only 1 door) and SOMEHOW he manages to escape totally unharmed while both of his parents get bitten and die instantly. This means, Tommy had exactly 24 seconds to escape his apartment and get all the way to the roof without getting harmed. For a 10 year old kid, that seems LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.


Agreed tbqh, movie could've definitely done without tommy lol Also not sure how he would've survived, and lol @ the kid basically not giving a f*ck despite just seeing his parents get eaten alive

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • This zombie apocalypse has been going on for a few days and/or a week or so... this Israeli guy has the fucking foresight to build A HUGE WALL AROUND HIS WHOLE COUNTRY, and somehow they don't know that the zombies are attracted to sound. Seriously? Once that bitch picks up the mic and starts singing kumbayah I would've shot her. DONT YOU KNOW THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO SOUND?!?! And second point related to this: why was the mic hooked up to every single fucking loudspeaker in the whole area. "Ya guys, even though we know the zombies are triggered by sound, let's just have a ton of loud speakers so we can sing and praise Yaweh."


The wall thing was pretty unbelievable in itself, but I totally agree with the sound thing. My best guess is that they knew they'd be attracted to sound, but let's be honest, it's kind of a shocking thing that they could've piled up that f*cking high on the wall and actually made it across. It's extremely annoying to us because we know what it'll lead to, but ya, not something I'd nitpick at

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Whats the deal with this Indian harvard scientist who was supposed to be their savior. He's literally in 3 scenes in the movie. He gives some super epic, philosophical speech (which by the way WHO FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT), then dies instantly after in the stupidest way possible. Woops, trips and shoots himself in the head.


His point was to show how much they actually needed Gerry I guess seeing as how the kid had no survival skills like Gerry did. I wish they would've given him a bit of a better death other than tripping himself (lol), but he served his purpose in establishing that fact.

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • I can't believe that after his wife calling Gerry in the middle of trying to refuel the plan and subsequently getting 6-7 people killed, all he has to say to her the following day is "you called at a bad time." Bitch, you just killed 6 people. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA CALL YOU. Secondly. Why is she calling him. He specifically said he would call her. Wouldn't she know/think that maybe he's on some dangerous missions and may not have time to receive random phone calls and that he'd call when he was in a safe spot. WHY WAS HIS PHONE NOT ON SILENT.


LOL wtf was he supposed to tell her. You obv would've tell her that she almost just killed you and got a bunch of others killed. She was def ret*rded for calling, but let's be honest, most women wouldn't be able to resist the urge. Not a movie flaw, just the truth. N*ggu should've def put it on silent tbh

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • How is riding a squeaky, old, bicycle more quiet than walking?


Faster, and not loud. Not sure why you'd nitpick at this

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Let's talk about the plane scene. (1) Really, throw a bomb in the plane? Good plan. (2) How is it that THE ZOMBIE IS CHILLING IN THE CLOSET THE ENTIRE TIME. The dog barked at the beginning of the flight but somehow the zombie wasn't triggered. He wasn't triggered at any other point in the flight even though there was talking on the PA and probably talking of people on the plane. NO: the zombie comes out RIGHT WHEN THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE TO LANDING. Was he stuck in the closet?? These zombies had super strength and could break car doors and brick walls easily and yet he couldn't open the fucking closet door? Seriously?



On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • That brings me to my next point. The plane crashes in a forest. They were "near" their landing destination. When you're on a flight and the pilot says you've been cleared for landing, that means you're still 20-25 minutes away from landing, which equates to at least 100-200 miles. Despite being badly injured and landing randomly in the forest (and miraculously ever single person including the pilots are dead but GERRY and his Israeli pseudo-girlfriend survived), they manage to WALK right to the WHO hospital. Seriously?! How did they even know where they were, let alone find the hospital? Did the plane miraculously crash land within eyesight of the hospital? Did Gerry's phone, which wasn't even a smart phone and totally out of battery, happen to have a GPS? Did they have a map? Who the fuck knows.



I won't make any arguments on the plane scene. It was pretty unbelivable, I wish they would've handled all of that way better.

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • How did Gerry's phone get charged at the hospital? It was dead before, and it was a really old model, it didn't even have a keyboard or touchscreen and didn't have a color monitor. Did the hospital (a really high tech research facility) really have access to an outdated phone charger? Did Gerry keep one in his pocket? I don't understand that.



Blatantly looking for things to complain about at this point tbh. It's not at all unbelievable they'd be able to recharge it at the facility, or that Gerry took one with him (did he expect the one charge to last him the weeks he'll be overseas?) LOL

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • They literally kicked Gerry's family off the boat after 40 hours of no contact. Cool.



See points above. It's not kicking them out, l2listen

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • So one of the WHO scientists says "they'll never find the vault without my help." After the scientist and the Israeli-girl escape the zombies, Gerry WANDERS RIGHT TO THE VAULT. He just walks right to it. It takes MINUTES.



He guided them all the way into where the vault section was, and Gerry saw them running that way when he led the zombies out. He knew the general direction and location because the WHO scientist lead them there, they also layed out/showed the whole place and path on the cameras before to everyone. How is it a bad thing to bring someone who is familiar with the building? Makes no sense to get angry at this lol

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • This WHO scientist must be the clumsiest person in the world. He steps on pieces of glass, he dropped a soda can, he bumps into a wall, he hits his axe on a railing. Are you fucking joking? If I was Gerry I would have told that bitch to go back. Clearly wasn't helping at all. In fact, he almost single handedly ruined the mission. It's like if you're playing League of Legends and your ADC keeps tower diving without a support or minions. STAY BACK AND GET SOME CS DUDE.



He was pretty damn clumsy, painful to watch lol

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Let's recap: (1) They actually didn't need the scientist at all to find the vault with the 'antidote'. (2) The scientist literally almost caused them all to die by continuously running into things and making tons of noise.



(1) see above (2) it was annoying, you'd figure he'd learn after the first couple mistakes, some were unavoidable though (like the door) lol

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Gerry sees an old guy and a bald kid not get attacked by zombies. He then gets some flashbacks of the stupid Indian scientist's weird speech. BOOM. Comes to the conclusion that being terminally ill is actually the antidote to getting targeted by zombies.



Tbh, I knew from the moment they avoided the homeless guy something was up. I thought that maybe they didn't see at threat from people who weren't moving/running away. The moment they talked about that guy who just standed there and survived in SK, I pieced it together that it had something to do with condition in their body. It's not a hard puzzle to piece, there were so many clues, and clearly Gerry is extremely smart and attentive to detail (who else would be calm enough to actually count how long it takes them to turn after lik 3 minutes of chaos in first encounter?). You were clearly too busy trying to hate the movie to pay attention to details, it's obvious through your whole post

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
  • Apparently North Korea was totally safe because "they removed the teeth of all their citizens so nobody could bite anybody." What the fuck? Why didn't everyone just do that. Or, why didn't people go to North Korea. Seems like the tides have turned and NK has become a pretty attractive travel destination.C



The whole NK teeth thing was a bit whack tbh, but lol @ the "why didn't everyone just do that" reaction. Cmon

On July 02 2013 17:07 Xeris wrote:
Overall: I'd rate this movie somewhere between god awful and "I'm embarrassed to say I paid $7 to see it."


You must not watch a lot of movies if you think this is relatively that bad to everything else that's out there lol

TBQH movie had it's flaws and was no masterpiece, but this is a perfect example of someone who just blatantly is trying to hate on something without paying any attention to the actual film, instead just looking for things to hate. You likely walked in the theater already planning this blog post tbh

EDIT: Oh and for the people complaining about "how it spread through airplanes", did you even watch the movie? They repeaditely said that many of the early victims took hours/days to turn when infected, it's pretty obvious the virus gets more and more effective the more times it transfer over, to the point where it's now at the ~10-12 second mark.
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woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
July 08 2013 15:37 GMT
#45
On July 04 2013 12:01 Funnytoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2013 02:00 Nizzy wrote:
-It is rumored that this started in the "Asian Peninsula's" or even Taiwan. I think the book is different and says China and then Taiwan, but anways....South Korea is the most advanced technological place on this earth. Don't you think 1 Zombie would have been spotted and 400 korean girls taking pics/videos and uploading it to the web? That shit would have spread on the internet in 15 minutes to every country in the world. There is simply no way a Zombie outbreak in South Korea would spread to the entire world.


This point kind of bugged me, and it's not even because I'm from Taiwan. Objectively speaking, Taiwan is a fairly small country with a well functioning universal health care system, whereas China has a rather "interesting" history when it comes to epidemics.

In the book, the outbreak indeed started in some rural region in China, and it's much more plausible than it starting in Taiwan, largely because there are still regions in China where there simply isn't adequate reporting and medical care, not to mention transparent communication regarding epidemics at the moment. Looking at the SARS outbreak should be obvious, and the official response and cover-up attempt that happens every time something like this occurs should be known to all.




Movies writers should read this discussions and get them facts straight! if they read all of this they would have a great zombie movie and avoid those inconsistencies. It would be great to have a good realistic zombie movie.

Still though, better story than twilight
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HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
July 08 2013 21:13 GMT
#46
Haven't seen the movie. Saw the trailer x million times, and every time I thought "wow, that looks terrible." Good to know I shouldn't waste time on this.

I'm a bit surprised at Brad Pitt. At this point in his career he usually doesn't choose to do absolutely terrible movies. Maybe they offered him too much money to refuse.
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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
July 12 2013 00:50 GMT
#47
Just saw it. Unbelievably stupid. The irrelevant scientist slipping and killing himself, the miracle boy that doesn't give a shit about his parents dying, the bloodless amputation, the running around fighting zombies 3 days after being impaled by shrapnel, (he was groaning just trying to sit up) zombies jumping off the wall in israel and somehow not breaking their legs and the constant sound-making (especially the phone calls - the wife's an idiot and they should've just been told the vault code in advance). Then somehow only Gerry noticed that terminally ill people were getting ignored yet tens of thousands of them would be surviving worldwide, going to camps and saying "wtf the zombies just run right past me." I don't know how you can make a movie based on a book and have such a retarded, hole-ridden narrative.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
July 15 2013 19:28 GMT
#48
On July 05 2013 08:19 Judicator wrote:
The movie was honestly fine considering the source material's style. As for the movie itself, I found some parts hilariously stereotypical...

1. It just has to be black cop that runs into the store to steal stuff.
2. All the women are useless until...
3. The Israeli women, and that's not breaking any molds.
4. The Palestinians/Muslims have to Trojan horse Israel, even when the latter is letting them in.
5. Of course it has to be the crazy Russians who go full-on fuck-your-shit and not giving a fuck at the end.
6. The pointless/useless black man in power.
7. The Indian/Pakistani American born doctor who has no clue how the world works.

The whole spread thing I can buy, the time frame I can not. Like how do you have perpetual supply of zombies? Eventually shit will break down.

I'll add to your list of inconsistencies, the soldier who watched a bunch of them turn zeke and stood in the room in SKorea, what kind of disability/disease would you have to have in order for the Army to keep you and have the zombies ignore you?

to be fair about 1, that is in newark, nj. that's a chocolate town.

that soldier, maybe some kind of muscular dystrophy or who knows what. there are a ton of things that could give you bad joints, and they left what kind of disease would steer them away as ambiguous. just becaues the vaccine in the end was based off of whatever gery infected himself with doesnt mean others dont have the same effect.

also, i am surprised no one picked up on it, but the kid tommy most likely survived because he had something himself.

i dunno, i didnt find the movie to be as bad as people thought, at least on the plot hole things. the isreali situation was stupid, and the plane crash and magically finding the who installation was pretty silly as well. those were the only particularlly egregious ones in my mind. others were not as bad and some you just have to think about (zombie on the plane: that goes to an elevator in the basement and it easily could have just stumbled into it then; cell phone battery for what jibba said etc)

i also didnt read the book but plan on doing so, but based on what i know i could see why people are miffed about that.

i dunno. not as horrible as people are making it out to be, but i wouldnt call it particularly good either.
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MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
July 16 2013 00:35 GMT
#49
Yeah I'm annoyed that this is allegedly some kind of biological infection, so to mask themselves they infect themselves with some curable illness or whatever. Why do I have a problem with this? Because the zombies are still somehow immortal. These zombies, regardless of "dormancy," cannot die of dehydration or starvation, maybe even not of age. This violates the idea that this is biological and not supernatural. Infected humans that do not eat or drink and when alarmed can sprint full-speed after such a period of no fuel? Regardless of the stupid "mother earth is the greatest killer" speech, there probably couldn't be a virus or bacteria that causes zombified immortality or infinite energy. At least if they went with the whole "supernatural" idea instead of a scientific one, they could at least had a fucking wizard summon or something. That would have made the movie seven billion times better. Wizards, baby!
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 16 2013 01:43 GMT
#50
Duran I have a question for you. Why do you go see movies that you know are going to be ridiculously bad? Are you hoping they're so bad that you will find them enjoyable?
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4198 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-16 01:48:32
July 16 2013 01:47 GMT
#51
On July 03 2013 11:05 Jibba wrote:
The book could be a sick HBO series, but not much else. But the book definitely wasn't perfect either. Battle of Yonkers was a whole lot of bullshit.

Actually, I thought the battle of Yonkers made a lot of sense overall.

+ Show Spoiler +
Think about it. The modern militiaries are all designed and outfitted to battle conventional enemies. The enemies they were facing were not conventional. This was basically their first major engagement, and they hadn't adapted yet.

If a tank can only hold , what, 40 rounds in it, they won't be stocked with 40 anti-infantry rounds (explosive, incendiary, whatever), they'll be filled with a mix of all sorts of different rounds. Unless they've been re-armed to only hold rounds useful in this kind of fight, once the useful rounds are used, what's next?

Military training doesn't train for head shots, so when it came to actually taking zombies down through use of rifle fire, what happens? You probably pepper them with a hundred rounds each in the chest in order to immobilize them. How many rounds do you think the infantry brought to the battle? Several hundred each, and maybe that much in reserve.

How badly were they outnumbered? A thousand to one? It doesn't quite say, but that is quite possible. The battle for Hope later on shows that they were definitely heavily outnumbered there, and I doubt Yonkers would have been any different

The entire battle was a sham, the military wanted to show off that they could handle the zombies, so they put themselves into a situation against an unconventional foe, while still using conventional equipment, and training, because they were confident that they could handle whatever was thrown at them. They did it for propaganda, they didn't seem to plan everything out very well, they went for what they percieved to be overkill, but in reality, it wasn't. It would have been overkill for a more conventional enemy.

For the first part of the fight, things were going according to plan, the zombies were dying in droves, and the few that made it through the barrage of heavy weapons were easily picked off by the infantry on the front line. But suddenly the artillery and tanks no longer had effective rounds for thinning out the herd, and instead of just a few making it through the barrage, many started making it through. And the standard training would have resulted in potentially hundreds of rounds needed to take down a single zombie, which would quickly cause them to run out of ammunition unless they were very well stocked, which they wouldn't have been based on conventional warfare preparations where firefights are relatively short and do not require sustained fire from a lot of people at once. If they ran out of ammo, they would be overrun, and very quickly. Not to mention the problem that the noise would have attracted the zombies from multiple directions, not just one, so they could be outmaneuvered as well. Even just a few would sow enough confusion and panic to cause things to go to shit if it wasn't expected, and it wasn't. And this was even more prominent because the government was trying to show off some brand new technology which allows everyone to see everything on the battlefield, and when they started seeing things go to shit, everyone would have started panicking. While that would have been an extremely useful tool for conventional warfare, it actually made things worse.

The way it was described, they were fucked from the start. They just didn't know it, because they didn't know their enemy. It's like bringing a knife to a gun fight. They didn't have the right tool to even give them a chance.


I thought the book was quite brilliantly written overall. I haven't seen the movie, but I really doubt it'll live up to the book.
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Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
July 16 2013 03:33 GMT
#52
Impervious sums up why the Battle of Yonkers worked so well for me, it was a great, fairly plausible explanation for how a modern military force could get its ass kicked by slow-moving zombies. I think that the overall zombie genre has just been overly saturated that you expect characters in zombie stories to just *know* stuff intuitively, to formulate strategies based upon experience you may have gleaned elsewhere. In the WWZ book, they react fairly logically based upon *their* assumptions, and it fails them, in fairly believable fashion. As they start to take back the world, the strategies and logistics depicted also make a lot of sense.
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doner0
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States233 Posts
July 16 2013 03:45 GMT
#53
besides a pretty awful title, i agree... the movie was not good
rangi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
New Zealand24 Posts
July 17 2013 07:03 GMT
#54
HAHAHAHH ive heard terrible things about this movie and I was never gonna watch it but your review has made me really excited to see this movie so I can witness all these plot holes.
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DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-17 08:48:50
July 17 2013 08:48 GMT
#55
On July 16 2013 10:47 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2013 11:05 Jibba wrote:
The book could be a sick HBO series, but not much else. But the book definitely wasn't perfect either. Battle of Yonkers was a whole lot of bullshit.

Actually, I thought the battle of Yonkers made a lot of sense overall.

+ Show Spoiler +
Think about it. The modern militiaries are all designed and outfitted to battle conventional enemies. The enemies they were facing were not conventional. This was basically their first major engagement, and they hadn't adapted yet.

If a tank can only hold , what, 40 rounds in it, they won't be stocked with 40 anti-infantry rounds (explosive, incendiary, whatever), they'll be filled with a mix of all sorts of different rounds. Unless they've been re-armed to only hold rounds useful in this kind of fight, once the useful rounds are used, what's next?

Military training doesn't train for head shots, so when it came to actually taking zombies down through use of rifle fire, what happens? You probably pepper them with a hundred rounds each in the chest in order to immobilize them. How many rounds do you think the infantry brought to the battle? Several hundred each, and maybe that much in reserve.

How badly were they outnumbered? A thousand to one? It doesn't quite say, but that is quite possible. The battle for Hope later on shows that they were definitely heavily outnumbered there, and I doubt Yonkers would have been any different

The entire battle was a sham, the military wanted to show off that they could handle the zombies, so they put themselves into a situation against an unconventional foe, while still using conventional equipment, and training, because they were confident that they could handle whatever was thrown at them. They did it for propaganda, they didn't seem to plan everything out very well, they went for what they percieved to be overkill, but in reality, it wasn't. It would have been overkill for a more conventional enemy.

For the first part of the fight, things were going according to plan, the zombies were dying in droves, and the few that made it through the barrage of heavy weapons were easily picked off by the infantry on the front line. But suddenly the artillery and tanks no longer had effective rounds for thinning out the herd, and instead of just a few making it through the barrage, many started making it through. And the standard training would have resulted in potentially hundreds of rounds needed to take down a single zombie, which would quickly cause them to run out of ammunition unless they were very well stocked, which they wouldn't have been based on conventional warfare preparations where firefights are relatively short and do not require sustained fire from a lot of people at once. If they ran out of ammo, they would be overrun, and very quickly. Not to mention the problem that the noise would have attracted the zombies from multiple directions, not just one, so they could be outmaneuvered as well. Even just a few would sow enough confusion and panic to cause things to go to shit if it wasn't expected, and it wasn't. And this was even more prominent because the government was trying to show off some brand new technology which allows everyone to see everything on the battlefield, and when they started seeing things go to shit, everyone would have started panicking. While that would have been an extremely useful tool for conventional warfare, it actually made things worse.

The way it was described, they were fucked from the start. They just didn't know it, because they didn't know their enemy. It's like bringing a knife to a gun fight. They didn't have the right tool to even give them a chance.


I thought the book was quite brilliantly written overall. I haven't seen the movie, but I really doubt it'll live up to the book.


the battle of yonkers was stupid stupid stupid

here is a description of the battle of yonkers if the contrived dumbness necessary to make the zombies seem like a real threat was not present:

zombies are napalmed from the air from the start. zombie invasion over.

the battle of yonkers is about as plausible as climbing to the moon on a string
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