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MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
January 25 2013 16:37 GMT
#21
On January 26 2013 01:26 Huragius wrote:
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This art form emerged many thousands of years ago, when our caveman ancestors decided that the simple act of rape had become too easy and boring, and that they should try to get girls to have sex with them without resorting to physical violence. Kind of a dumbass move in retrospect, but it's too late now to try and change such an ancient and primitive custom.


Sure, keep telling that to yourself meanwhile I continue my endless raping of innocent girls.


Luckily for you, this is in the blog section, otherwise KwarK would probably go apeshit upon reading that. ^^
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
January 25 2013 16:38 GMT
#22
The best part is the banner.. I'm thinking "whatever I'm going to read is gonna be good" lol 5/5 so fun
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9776 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-25 16:47:05
January 25 2013 16:46 GMT
#23
0/5, no build orders provided >=(
boomer hands
Blade Fox
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States215 Posts
January 25 2013 16:51 GMT
#24
shitting my pants and crying as we speak, wish me luck
Blame it on my A.D.D
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11586 Posts
January 25 2013 17:01 GMT
#25
LOL
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
January 25 2013 17:04 GMT
#26
Brb dying
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
January 25 2013 17:08 GMT
#27
Used this guide. Got laid. 5/5
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
January 25 2013 17:14 GMT
#28
*gets mega-laid*

haha this is functional!!
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
January 25 2013 17:15 GMT
#29
On January 26 2013 01:26 Huragius wrote:
Show nested quote +
This art form emerged many thousands of years ago, when our caveman ancestors decided that the simple act of rape had become too easy and boring, and that they should try to get girls to have sex with them without resorting to physical violence. Kind of a dumbass move in retrospect, but it's too late now to try and change such an ancient and primitive custom.


Sure, keep telling that to yourself meanwhile I continue my endless raping of innocent girls.


Meanwhile in Lithuania
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
January 25 2013 17:17 GMT
#30
Thanks CoW! Without friends like you and TeamLiquid dot net I'd never get anywhere!
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Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
January 25 2013 17:20 GMT
#31
So thats why I'm still single, thanks man!
Gulabi
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada52 Posts
January 25 2013 17:21 GMT
#32
Those links are too good I am crying tears of laughter.
5/5
llIH
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway2144 Posts
January 25 2013 17:23 GMT
#33
Good job. I really liked it. One of the best satires I have read in a long time. :D
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
January 25 2013 17:28 GMT
#34
On January 26 2013 02:23 KAB00000000M wrote:
Good job. I really liked it. One of the best satires I have read in a long time. :D

This...wasn't satire.
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
January 25 2013 17:32 GMT
#35
This was really good. Unexpected, 5/5.
Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
January 25 2013 17:36 GMT
#36
The built in links made it great!
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Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
January 25 2013 17:48 GMT
#37
My hero. You give so many good advices.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
January 25 2013 17:52 GMT
#38
So good! The links made it even better!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
January 25 2013 17:55 GMT
#39
A strong contender for funniest thing I've read this year
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
Arevall
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1133 Posts
January 25 2013 18:04 GMT
#40
AAA+ guider ,worked for me, would recommend!
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