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imallinson
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United Kingdom3482 Posts
January 25 2013 21:01 GMT
#61
This is good mix of hilarious and downright creepy. Also has a nice pinch of mildly offensive to top the dish off. 5/5
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RiceAgainst
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1849 Posts
January 25 2013 21:30 GMT
#62
Haha, awesome blog, and I haven't even gotten to the links yet! 5/5!
CryMore
Profile Joined March 2010
United States497 Posts
January 25 2013 21:46 GMT
#63
Just when I was thinking there were no more girl blogs on TL.....
"What wins? 3-base Protoss or 2-base Zerg?" "1-base Terran"
imallinson
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United Kingdom3482 Posts
January 25 2013 21:51 GMT
#64
On January 26 2013 06:46 CryMore wrote:
Just when I was thinking there were no more girl blogs on TL.....

This is truly the girl blog to end all girl blogs.
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CryMore
Profile Joined March 2010
United States497 Posts
January 25 2013 22:08 GMT
#65
The cow and the blog remind me of the Nice Guys song so much:



"What wins? 3-base Protoss or 2-base Zerg?" "1-base Terran"
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 25 2013 22:32 GMT
#66
This was adorable.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
January 25 2013 22:42 GMT
#67
5/5 for K-ON!
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
January 25 2013 22:48 GMT
#68
Was expecting a blog about cookies

dis is cow

[image loading]
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
January 25 2013 23:26 GMT
#69
Fucking Dream)Xero and M2. This is funny cause i just finished catching up on the dating hows your luck thread.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-26 00:00:21
January 25 2013 23:57 GMT
#70
This was good.

On a somewhat related note, here is an article from The New Yorker featuring Oog, the caveman, who loves Girl.
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raQn
Profile Joined October 2012
Poland21 Posts
January 25 2013 23:59 GMT
#71
Nice guide! But I think you forgot to mention that girls like diamonds, therefore we should practice SC2 all day long to get some dia.
Abstinence
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States328 Posts
January 26 2013 01:15 GMT
#72
sick strats will try on ladder. 5/5
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
January 26 2013 01:23 GMT
#73
I ended up reading through the entirety of Xero's blog from this, and never got to finish this particular post. Damn it Cow that was a distraction move of epic proportions
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
January 26 2013 01:27 GMT
#74
As a nerdy asian guy that got a hot white wife, I must say, the secret is foreskin. Not money, not cars (civic), or Blizzard collector's editions stacked in a pile.

At least that is the only good reason I can figure out.
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-26 02:32:09
January 26 2013 02:31 GMT
#75
absolutely hilarious. great job, 5/5. no ill go find me a girl using your awesome tips^^
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
January 26 2013 02:41 GMT
#76
iv tried some of this before. works like a charm
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
January 26 2013 02:54 GMT
#77
K-on banner instant 5/5
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
January 26 2013 03:00 GMT
#78
On January 26 2013 10:27 Burrfoot wrote:
As a nerdy asian guy that got a hot white wife, I must say, the secret is foreskin. Not money, not cars (civic), or Blizzard collector's editions stacked in a pile.

At least that is the only good reason I can figure out.


I thought that the foreskin thing was hyperlinked and tried to click it. What's wrong with me?
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9830 Posts
January 26 2013 03:40 GMT
#79
You and many others my friend ;_;
boomer hands
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
January 26 2013 04:01 GMT
#80
On January 26 2013 12:40 seRapH wrote:
You and many others my friend ;_;


I'm not the only one!
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
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