EPT"This works because girls are logical beings and they act out of rational self-interest." You had me here.
My Girl Guide - Page 6
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"This works because girls are logical beings and they act out of rational self-interest." You had me here. | ||
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Sejanus
Lithuania550 Posts
1) they both fight with me and each other all the time. They say you cannot have 2+ girls at the time since it's considered cheating. Why it wasn't in your tutorial? Well I am not going to sue you for that, to err is human, but please don't halfass tutorials again. 2) Since I began relationships with them I can play StarCraft only casually, which is no more than 16 hours per day 6 days per week. Apparently you cannot have 2+ of any combination of StarCraft and girls. 3) After learning about those two girls, my wife is leaving me. WTF man, wife is incompatible with girls too? What is compatible with them, then? I am depressed. | ||
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Germany139 Posts
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solidbebe
Netherlands4921 Posts
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GohgamX
Canada1096 Posts
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slytown
Korea (South)1411 Posts
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MtlGuitarist97
United States1539 Posts
5/5 easily, really hilarious | ||
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United States11308 Posts
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Ender985
Spain910 Posts
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Finland1683 Posts
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TriO
United States421 Posts
Make yourself seem as large as possible and confidently stride towards her while making loud, intimidating noises. I should try that to see how they would react. | ||
vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On January 28 2013 00:42 teamamerica wrote: Hello CoW! Sorry to be a few days late to respond, but building a makeshift survival bunker correctly was no small feat! Firstly, I am wondering where I should deliver my soul too? I've removed it and am keeping it on ice in my freezer but I'm not sure how long it will last there, and I don't want to send you a rotten soul! Secondly - I followed your guide to the letter. After I finished my bunker, I identified m̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶y̶ potential girlfriend at the local college (silly consent laws), looked her in the eye while taking a shit in public (alpha male shit), and then proceeded to stab her with my katana. Thankfully, blood did come out of her so I can confirm she is either an advanced cyborg or, more hopefully real. She professed her love for me and we were about to ride off into the sunset. HOWEVER!!! Apparently taking a shit in public and verifying if a girl is real by stabbing her (I mean, I avoided anything major and she only needed some stitches) is illegal in California. Silly liberals. So some idiot called campus police and we never quite made it into the sunset. She's not pressing charges, but apparently she doesn't have to for a criminal case. So, what I'm hoping from you is a followup guide, something along the lines of [G] How To Escape Prison, a guide that will hopefully be as informative and as easy to follow as this one! Also, please this time take into account California laws so I don't run into any more trouble, as I did this time  P.S. Until I post bail I won't be able to mail my soul so apologies in advance for any delays! P.P.S I had to whore myself out with multiple men to obtain a phone with internet access in a prison holding cell, so it'll be a few days before m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ I've recovered enough to get a phone again to read your replies. Apologies again for the delays Hello dear friend, I'm sorry to hear about the difficulties you've had to face by following my guide. Unfortunately, there are many people out there who have not yet seen the light. They continue to cling on to such petty concepts as laws, human rights and gender equality. On the bright side, from what I understand about the theory of evolution, these people will soon be filtered out of the gene pool when Darwin sneaks into their house at night and smothers them with a pillow. Please send my kindest regards to your battered rectum for its admirable service in allowing you to send me this message. I bet it looks like a bearded guy's mouth after he's just had all of his teeth knocked out. Truly deplorable. Don't worry about your soul. You can pop it back in. As a token of my sympathy, I will wait to collect it upon your death, which will hopefully be many, many days from now. I'm not sure how you allowed yourself to be captured while wielding a katana. In my country, police officers are only allowed to carry whistles, which tend to perform poorly against most conventional weaponry. Perhaps I should have been more mindful of the world's more barbaric regions as I was writing this guide. My deepest apologies to you and your anus. I'm afraid I can offer little guidance on breaking out of prison. I've only ever been to prison to visit my late grandfather, who apparently was incarcerated for something mean he did way back in the 40's to some ethnoreligious group who I believe were called the ewes. Talk about holding a grudge, right? Anyway, from what I understand, gender works differently in prison. Apparently males can change their sex in the absence of females and become what is known as the "bitch", just like clownfish do. I believe you may have already had some experience with this phenomenon. It should then be easy for you to locate any newly formed females in your vicinity and seduce them with the knowledge you have gained from my guide. Voila, you have yourself a new girlfriend! You'll still have ninety-nine problems, but at least a bitch won't be one. Regards, CoW On January 28 2013 03:47 Sejanus wrote: Hi Cow, I have followed your tutorial step by step and I just got to the point where I know not what to do. My problem is, now I have more girls than I can handle, which is two. This in turn causes the following problems, nothing too serious, but still problems: 1) they both fight with me and each other all the time. They say you cannot have 2+ girls at the time since it's considered cheating. Why it wasn't in your tutorial? Well I am not going to sue you for that, to err is human, but please don't halfass tutorials again. 2) Since I began relationships with them I can play StarCraft only casually, which is no more than 16 hours per day 6 days per week. Apparently you cannot have 2+ of any combination of StarCraft and girls. 3) After learning about those two girls, my wife is leaving me. WTF man, wife is incompatible with girls too? What is compatible with them, then? I am depressed. Hello buddy, Sounds like you have some real luxury problems on your hands! I had assumed that most people would see their thirst for companionship quenched with a single partner, and so in the interest of brevity, I did not include any polygamous scenarios in my guide. Regardless, I do think you have a couple of options.
I hope these suggestions prove useful in curing your depression. Another great cure for depression: stop living in Lithuania. Much love, CoW | ||
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
On the bright side, from what I understand about the theory of evolution, these people will soon be filtered out of the gene pool when Darwin sneaks into their house at night and smothers them with a pillow. Oh god this had me laughing uncontrollably for half a minute. #1 poster indeed | ||
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