EPTMy Girl Guide - Page 5
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RommelTJ
Mexico50 Posts
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ReignSupreme.
Australia4123 Posts
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sunglasseson
United States145 Posts
HAH TAKE THAT | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
i love you | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
Oh wait, I guess I did say something about locking them up,. | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Herro_Korea
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porkRaven
United States953 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + That was one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time! :D | ||
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RuskiPanda
United States2906 Posts
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On January 26 2013 01:26 Huragius wrote: Sure, keep telling that to yourself meanwhile I continue my endless raping of innocent girls. Well, we can't all be so lucky as to live in an ex-Soviet nation. On January 26 2013 01:51 Blade Fox wrote: shitting my pants and crying as we speak, wish me luck You won't need luck. On January 26 2013 03:10 Kiett wrote: cow im madly in love with you Niiiice... although I have to admit, I'm getting some mixed signals here? On January 26 2013 03:56 Crissaegrim wrote: Cow, why has no self-help publisher ever contacted you for a 10 book contract when you have such profound words both said and yet to be said? As is the case with most things I don't understand, I suspect it's because of a vast and nefarious conspiracy aimed at personally ruining me, orchestrated by a nebulous brotherhood known as 'the Haters'. On January 26 2013 10:27 Burrfoot wrote: As a nerdy asian guy that got a hot white wife, I must say, the secret is foreskin. Not money, not cars (civic), or Blizzard collector's editions stacked in a pile. At least that is the only good reason I can figure out. Interesting... I'm gonna have to find a mohel's trashcan and a stapler to verify this hypothesis. | ||
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nanoscorp
United States1237 Posts
This works because girls are logical beings and they act out of rational self-interest. 5'd. So much good advice! | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
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Abenson
Canada4122 Posts
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HollowAB
Romania10 Posts
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
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MasterOfPuppets
Romania6942 Posts
On January 27 2013 09:53 Abenson wrote: NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING WAIFUS Agreed. On January 27 2013 18:59 ninazerg wrote: Wow, if only there were a guy who would really do all this, he would be the perfect husband. I don't think anyone can live up to this standard though. Lol. | ||
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Harris1st
Germany6929 Posts
You really got it fiigured out! I'm so jelly  5/5 | ||
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teamamerica
United States958 Posts
Firstly, I am wondering where I should deliver my soul too? I've removed it and am keeping it on ice in my freezer but I'm not sure how long it will last there, and I don't want to send you a rotten soul! Secondly - I followed your guide to the letter. After I finished my bunker, I identified m̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶y̶ potential girlfriend at the local college (silly consent laws), looked her in the eye while taking a shit in public (alpha male shit), and then proceeded to stab her with my katana. Thankfully, blood did come out of her so I can confirm she is either an advanced cyborg or, more hopefully real. She professed her love for me and we were about to ride off into the sunset. HOWEVER!!! Apparently taking a shit in public and verifying if a girl is real by stabbing her (I mean, I avoided anything major and she only needed some stitches) is illegal in California. Silly liberals. So some idiot called campus police and we never quite made it into the sunset. She's not pressing charges, but apparently she doesn't have to for a criminal case. So, what I'm hoping from you is a followup guide, something along the lines of [G] How To Escape Prison, a guide that will hopefully be as informative and as easy to follow as this one! Also, please this time take into account California laws so I don't run into any more trouble, as I did this time  P.S. Until I post bail I won't be able to mail my soul so apologies in advance for any delays! P.P.S I had to whore myself out with multiple men to obtain a phone with internet access in a prison holding cell, so it'll be a few days before m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ I've recovered enough to get a phone again to read your replies. Apologies again for the delays | ||
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