I can confirm this guide works. I discovered most of this stuff by myself many years ago, its a shame now that its all freely available on the internet, I guess I'll have to up my game.

WniO

United States2706 Posts

January 25 2013 18:49 GMT

#46

this doesnt seem like a very good guide. ive been down on luck lately and i cant aim for any of these objectives, sorry.

Crissaegrim

2947 Posts

January 25 2013 18:56 GMT

#47

Cow, why has no self-help publisher ever contacted you for a 10 book contract when you have such profound words both said and yet to be said?

Kommatiazo

United States579 Posts

January 25 2013 19:04 GMT

#48

Oh man. So many lols to be had. Thank you Cow. Thank you very much.

Incognoto

France10239 Posts

January 25 2013 19:04 GMT

#49

That was actually x3,4 more funny that I expected it to be. That was literally fucking hilarious, including the link to the German shepherd story.

Who is cow, and why is he so funny?

Maybe I find it funnier than it ought to be or something. Humor wave-length!

theslayer922

Canada304 Posts

January 25 2013 19:15 GMT

#50

Haha! Great guide, very funny

Huragius

Lithuania1506 Posts

January 25 2013 19:24 GMT

#51

On January 26 2013 03:10 Kiett wrote:
cow im madly in love with you

Huh, I hope this won't end up like German shepherd story...

Deleuze

United Kingdom2102 Posts

January 25 2013 19:30 GMT

#52

Amazing. I've copy pasted this into word pad so I can refer to it during my fabricated global apocalypse.

Deleuze

United Kingdom2102 Posts

January 25 2013 19:30 GMT

#53

On January 26 2013 04:30 Deleuze wrote:
Amazing. I've copy pasted this into word pad so I can refer to it during my fabricated global apocalypse.

EDIT: also those are some great TL references.

Brindled

United States508 Posts

January 25 2013 19:48 GMT

#54

Unexpected, hilarious, and fulfilling.
5/5 would read again

I <3 you Cow.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

January 25 2013 19:56 GMT

#55

Time to get LAIDDD

5/5 would read again, TL is gonna woe the world!

GHOSTCLAW

United States17042 Posts

January 25 2013 20:08 GMT

#56

seems pretty legit

On January 26 2013 04:56 Iplaythings wrote:
Time to get LAIDDD

5/5 would read again, TL is gonna woe the world!

woe the world sounds about right

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

January 25 2013 20:10 GMT

#57

Thank you. I used to be a geek who couldn't talk to girls but now that I've guilt tripped one to go out with me and had a kid with her that stabbing thing prevents her from leaving me. You forgot to mention that you have to put a gps tracker in the kid will prevent her from running away with the kid.

sc4k

United Kingdom5454 Posts

January 25 2013 20:22 GMT

#58

This is quality, it's like Private Eye but for the internet.

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

January 25 2013 20:44 GMT

#59

Get plenty of skills. Girls only like guys with skills.

snively

United States1159 Posts

January 25 2013 20:44 GMT

#60

k-on picture compels me to give 5/5 before reading the rest of the post.

although the comments give me a pretty good idea about what im about to read

edit: comments are accurate. whether that was a good thing or bad thing im not really sure