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chaosTheory_14cc
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1270 Posts
January 25 2013 18:04 GMT
#41
LOL amazing.
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
January 25 2013 18:06 GMT
#42
This guide is highly accurate. Good work!
I cook things! :3 | Twitter: @kierpanda | www.eatgamelive.com
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
January 25 2013 18:10 GMT
#43
cow im madly in love with you
Writer:o
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
January 25 2013 18:31 GMT
#44
Or dogs.

Because some people probably didnt see that
Amazing !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
January 25 2013 18:45 GMT
#45
I can confirm this guide works. I discovered most of this stuff by myself many years ago, its a shame now that its all freely available on the internet, I guess I'll have to up my game.
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
January 25 2013 18:49 GMT
#46
this doesnt seem like a very good guide. ive been down on luck lately and i cant aim for any of these objectives, sorry.
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
January 25 2013 18:56 GMT
#47
Cow, why has no self-help publisher ever contacted you for a 10 book contract when you have such profound words both said and yet to be said?
Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
January 25 2013 19:04 GMT
#48
Oh man. So many lols to be had. Thank you Cow. Thank you very much.
"You must enemy don't know, and very good micro" - Bosstoss #Wet4Ret
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
January 25 2013 19:04 GMT
#49
That was actually x3,4 more funny that I expected it to be. That was literally fucking hilarious, including the link to the German shepherd story.

Who is cow, and why is he so funny?

Maybe I find it funnier than it ought to be or something. Humor wave-length!
maru lover forever
theslayer922
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada304 Posts
January 25 2013 19:15 GMT
#50
Haha! Great guide, very funny
In the Donger I Trust
Huragius
Profile Joined September 2010
Lithuania1506 Posts
January 25 2013 19:24 GMT
#51
On January 26 2013 03:10 Kiett wrote:
cow im madly in love with you


Huh, I hope this won't end up like German shepherd story...
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
January 25 2013 19:30 GMT
#52
Amazing. I've copy pasted this into word pad so I can refer to it during my fabricated global apocalypse.
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
January 25 2013 19:30 GMT
#53
On January 26 2013 04:30 Deleuze wrote:
Amazing. I've copy pasted this into word pad so I can refer to it during my fabricated global apocalypse.


EDIT: also those are some great TL references.
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
January 25 2013 19:48 GMT
#54
Unexpected, hilarious, and fulfilling.
5/5 would read again

I <3 you Cow.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 25 2013 19:56 GMT
#55
Time to get LAIDDD

5/5 would read again, TL is gonna woe the world!
In the woods, there lurks..
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 25 2013 20:08 GMT
#56
seems pretty legit
On January 26 2013 04:56 Iplaythings wrote:
Time to get LAIDDD

5/5 would read again, TL is gonna woe the world!


woe the world sounds about right
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
January 25 2013 20:10 GMT
#57
Thank you. I used to be a geek who couldn't talk to girls but now that I've guilt tripped one to go out with me and had a kid with her that stabbing thing prevents her from leaving me. You forgot to mention that you have to put a gps tracker in the kid will prevent her from running away with the kid.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
January 25 2013 20:22 GMT
#58
This is quality, it's like Private Eye but for the internet.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
January 25 2013 20:44 GMT
#59
Get plenty of skills. Girls only like guys with skills.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-25 21:04:19
January 25 2013 20:44 GMT
#60
k-on picture compels me to give 5/5 before reading the rest of the post.

although the comments give me a pretty good idea about what im about to read

edit: comments are accurate. whether that was a good thing or bad thing im not really sure
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