She cheats on me!OMG!!

Bulgaria4116 Posts

January 17 2005 18:39 GMT

I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.

ToKoreaWithLove

Norway10161 Posts

January 17 2005 18:41 GMT

wtf you are sick man!

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

January 17 2005 20:50 GMT

LOL

Liquid`Drone

Norway28664 Posts

January 18 2005 02:50 GMT

hahahahaha

Manifesto7

Osaka27148 Posts

January 18 2005 04:46 GMT

this really was quite a hilarious post.

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

July 19 2005 18:23 GMT

oh
my
god

this was like the funniest thing ive ever read

PuertoRican

United States5709 Posts

July 20 2005 07:22 GMT

euro's are weird as fuck.

Klogon

MURICA15980 Posts

July 20 2005 08:33 GMT

I can't believe I missed that thread.

OuT[GG]

Canada116 Posts

November 02 2005 05:43 GMT

rofl man , thats sooooo funny

Live2Win

United States6657 Posts

November 02 2005 11:35 GMT

#10

HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF!

Locked

United States4182 Posts

November 13 2005 09:21 GMT

#11

easily one of my favorite posts

its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg

and he even said it was true in another thread

wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles

Hot_Bid

Braavos36374 Posts

December 01 2005 05:40 GMT

#12

M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards

hahaha

ssj5

Afghanistan10 Posts

January 13 2006 09:00 GMT

#13

What a crack up

cuteFayth

Canada1167 Posts

February 13 2006 02:48 GMT

#14

Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t

gestasi

Germany90 Posts

February 13 2006 03:16 GMT

#15

I cannot believe it

Not_Banned

United States158 Posts

February 13 2006 03:30 GMT

#16

This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao

Xd2

Peru77 Posts

February 13 2006 05:01 GMT

#17

did the dog use condoms?

Dinnin[pG]

China70 Posts

February 13 2006 06:19 GMT

#18

We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.

OMG ROFLMAO

Life_withoutblue

United States12 Posts

February 15 2006 15:01 GMT

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