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M2
Profile Joined December 2002
Bulgaria4141 Posts
January 17 2005 18:39 GMT
#1
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
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Knife kitty, night kitty, put you on a slab. Stealthy kitty, hunter kitty, stab stab stab :-)
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 17 2005 18:41 GMT
#2
wtf you are sick man!
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 17 2005 20:50 GMT
#3
LOL
why so 진지해?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28761 Posts
January 18 2005 02:50 GMT
#4
hahahahaha
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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27168 Posts
January 18 2005 04:46 GMT
#5
this really was quite a hilarious post.
ModeratorGodfather
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 19 2005 18:23 GMT
#6
oh
my
god



this was like the funniest thing ive ever read
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 20 2005 07:22 GMT
#7
euro's are weird as fuck.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
July 20 2005 08:33 GMT
#8
I can't believe I missed that thread.
OuT[GG]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada116 Posts
November 02 2005 05:43 GMT
#9
rofl man , thats sooooo funny
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
November 02 2005 11:35 GMT
#10
HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF!
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
November 13 2005 09:21 GMT
#11
easily one of my favorite posts

its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg

and he even said it was true in another thread

wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
December 01 2005 05:40 GMT
#12
M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards

hahaha
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ssj5
Profile Joined January 2006
Afghanistan10 Posts
January 13 2006 09:00 GMT
#13
What a crack up
You guys crack me up
cuteFayth
Profile Joined January 2006
Canada1167 Posts
February 13 2006 02:48 GMT
#14
Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t
gestasi
Profile Joined November 2005
Germany90 Posts
February 13 2006 03:16 GMT
#15
I cannot believe it
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Not_Banned
Profile Joined January 2006
United States158 Posts
February 13 2006 03:30 GMT
#16
This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao
Hot_Bid + FakeSteve[TPR] = Orgasm
Xd2
Profile Joined January 2006
Peru77 Posts
February 13 2006 05:01 GMT
#17
did the dog use condoms?
Dinnin[pG]
Profile Joined June 2005
China70 Posts
February 13 2006 06:19 GMT
#18
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.


OMG ROFLMAO
Life_withoutblue
Profile Joined December 2005
United States12 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-23 10:32:56
February 15 2006 15:01 GMT
#19
Post Deleted by User.
What do you care about what other people think? - Richard P. Feynman
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
February 16 2006 00:03 GMT
#20
good advice! maybe you can build him a time machine to go back to january 2005
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HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
February 26 2006 01:11 GMT
#21
hahahah...i doubt my dog is using condoms either....hahaha i fuckin laughed out loud the shole post expecially that part.
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
March 18 2007 04:37 GMT
#22
Sorry, but omg this post is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 22 2007 00:35 GMT
#23
*bump* couldn't control myself...
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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
July 23 2007 07:15 GMT
#24
hahaha, lol this is the first time i read it ^^
i really laughed :D
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 03 2008 10:15 GMT
#25
yup, still funny
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43675 Posts
January 14 2008 01:40 GMT
#26
Doesn't get old.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
December 10 2008 12:14 GMT
#27
On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote:
(its german shepherd breed)

love the details
"Hunter Seeker Missile Is Gay, Just Like You." - Anon @ US
bubbabro
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States41 Posts
January 26 2009 22:07 GMT
#28
STILL funny
You never know what you're doing even if you think you do
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 02 2009 02:28 GMT
#29
hoooooooooooooooooly shit wtf how have i never seen this before haha. BUMP
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
March 02 2009 03:45 GMT
#30
WOW
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 20 2009 21:54 GMT
#31
This isn't her is it ?

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html



Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs
Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."


..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
April 08 2009 18:10 GMT
#32
thought about this today, reread and loled ass off. soooo BUMPPPP
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
April 18 2009 23:12 GMT
#33
best OP ever
Clow
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Brazil880 Posts
April 18 2009 23:30 GMT
#34
You can get charged for having sex with animals?
wat
(–_–) CJ Entusman #33
poisongirl
Profile Joined May 2009
Australia12 Posts
May 05 2009 11:42 GMT
#35
omg this shit is funny but i feel so sorry for you man. shit!!! shes kinda gross too ugh!
kimi wa uzai
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 12 2009 06:21 GMT
#36
STILL FUNNY

haha... oh man so gold...
ggyo...
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
May 20 2009 21:23 GMT
#37
Hahahaha wtf? LOL.
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
May 31 2009 07:01 GMT
#38
couldn't she have like, used a vibrator or some shit?
dworn it -lz
FlameSworD
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States414 Posts
April 04 2010 20:24 GMT
#39
bump cause is amazing
skyhighftw on iccup
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43675 Posts
April 04 2010 21:48 GMT
#40
On May 31 2009 16:01 hcliff454 wrote:
couldn't she have like, used a vibrator or some shit?

A vibrator
[image loading]

or
some shit
[image loading]



Tbh if I came home to find my girlfriend thrusting that inside her I'd never wanna go near her again.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
April 12 2010 21:11 GMT
#41
O M F G hahahaha this is hilarious
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Frolossus
Profile Joined February 2010
United States4779 Posts
April 12 2010 22:02 GMT
#42
LOL this is hysterical
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
April 13 2010 18:01 GMT
#43
ROFLMAO ! :D
Only in Bulgaria dude
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
April 16 2010 15:13 GMT
#44
epic lol :D
ComradeDover
Profile Joined November 2009
Bulgaria758 Posts
April 16 2010 16:55 GMT
#45
Somehow I doubt this is true. In any case, I'm sort of ahamed to be a Bulgarian now.
Bring back 2v2s!
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
June 14 2010 08:18 GMT
#46
After 5 years would be nice to know how it finished..
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
August 20 2010 13:49 GMT
#47
LOL ... bumped into this thread and I figured I had to bring this back
1a2a3a4z5z6d7d8d9p0p
superjoppe
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden3685 Posts
September 21 2010 04:58 GMT
#48
On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote:
and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either

lololol
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Netherlands660 Posts
September 29 2010 09:15 GMT
#49
LOOOOL oh my god this post is the best post on the forums! laughed my ass off for like 10 minutes!!!!
popzags
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland604 Posts
February 18 2011 17:20 GMT
#50
Bumping: Interntational Cat Day was yesterday.

As this thread proves: Cats >>> Dogs.
What what the the fuck fuck? That blew my mind so much, I doubled every word in the phrase 'What the fuck' to get: 'What what the the fuck fuck my what the the fuck fucking what did the drop dropship medivac where in the what in the hell?' - Day[9]
Jimbooo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
203 Posts
March 14 2011 01:08 GMT
#51
WINNING!

User was warned for this post
redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
March 23 2011 20:34 GMT
#52
On June 14 2010 17:18 LuDwig- wrote:
After 5 years would be nice to know how it finished..


with a bark i expect.
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
February 14 2017 14:55 GMT
#53
<3 much love guys, happy valentines day
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Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37064 Posts
February 15 2017 18:01 GMT
#54
On February 14 2017 23:55 disciple wrote:
<3 much love guys, happy valentines day

lol... Were you drunk?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
February 16 2017 23:58 GMT
#55
On February 16 2017 03:01 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 14 2017 23:55 disciple wrote:
<3 much love guys, happy valentines day

lol... Were you drunk?

he was probably making a joke ^^
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
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