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I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now. We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno. Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
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Norway10161 Posts
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Norway28597 Posts
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Osaka27134 Posts
this really was quite a hilarious post.
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oh my god
this was like the funniest thing ive ever read
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euro's are weird as fuck.
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MURICA15980 Posts
I can't believe I missed that thread.
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rofl man , thats sooooo funny
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF!
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easily one of my favorite posts
its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg
and he even said it was true in another thread
wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles
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Braavos36373 Posts
M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards
hahaha
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Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t
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This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao
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We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
OMG ROFLMAO
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Braavos36373 Posts
good advice! maybe you can build him a time machine to go back to january 2005
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hahahah...i doubt my dog is using condoms either....hahaha i fuckin laughed out loud the shole post expecially that part.
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Sorry, but omg this post is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*bump* couldn't control myself...
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hahaha, lol this is the first time i read it ^^ i really laughed :D
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United States42237 Posts
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On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote: (its german shepherd breed) love the details
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hoooooooooooooooooly shit wtf how have i never seen this before haha. BUMP
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This isn't her is it ?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html
Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman
MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."
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thought about this today, reread and loled ass off. soooo BUMPPPP
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You can get charged for having sex with animals? wat
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omg this shit is funny but i feel so sorry for you man. shit!!! shes kinda gross too ugh!
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STILL FUNNY
haha... oh man so gold...
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couldn't she have like, used a vibrator or some shit?
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United States42237 Posts
On May 31 2009 16:01 hcliff454 wrote: couldn't she have like, used a vibrator or some shit? A vibrator
or some shit
Tbh if I came home to find my girlfriend thrusting that inside her I'd never wanna go near her again.
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O M F G hahahaha this is hilarious
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ROFLMAO ! :D Only in Bulgaria dude
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Somehow I doubt this is true. In any case, I'm sort of ahamed to be a Bulgarian now.
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After 5 years would be nice to know how it finished..
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LOL ... bumped into this thread and I figured I had to bring this back
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On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote: and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either lololol
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United Arab Emirates660 Posts
LOOOOL oh my god this post is the best post on the forums! laughed my ass off for like 10 minutes!!!!
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Bumping: Interntational Cat Day was yesterday.
As this thread proves: Cats >>> Dogs.
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WINNING!
User was warned for this post
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On June 14 2010 17:18 LuDwig- wrote: After 5 years would be nice to know how it finished..
with a bark i expect.
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9070 Posts
<3 much love guys, happy valentines day
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?36951 Posts
On February 14 2017 23:55 disciple wrote: <3 much love guys, happy valentines day lol... Were you drunk?
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TLADT24920 Posts
On February 16 2017 03:01 Seeker wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2017 23:55 disciple wrote: <3 much love guys, happy valentines day lol... Were you drunk? he was probably making a joke ^^
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