there must surely be someone out there who knows the deal with this
what i think i want:
no hair on chest and pubic region MAYBE no hair on underarms but not sure
what im not sure about/what im doing right now:
i used hair removal cream to get rid of everything. i did NOT remove hair around my ass, or my back. so balls, around front groin, chest, stomach, armpits
then i bought an electric hair trimmer thing and after a week trimmed the hair as it is growing back. the trimmer doesnt trim it very close at all, but i think that is alright? so i will look like i have very short hair all over me.
is this the correct procedure?
i COULD keep using hair removal cream (or god forbid waxing) , but this causes ingrown hairs/whatever and literally 200 spots appear over my body and last many many weeks everytime i use the cream (i only used it this time around because the hair was too long to trim unless i used scissor and took forever)
so , if you keep your bodyhair shaven or short or completely nonexistant, how do you go about doing this? (also do you shave your armpits or keep them shorter or just let them flow?)
thanks.
ps i am feeling a bit better today, i even managed to wake up and get out of bed and have a nice breakfast before work after which i didnt feel like a miserable wreck
pps there are websites that deal with this subject but it seems to be generic advice like "get waxed" or whatever that isnt useful to me
ppps i have used special anti-ingrown-hair cream before and its expensive and didnt do much
pppps here is a picture of me dressed as cloud from final fantasy seven
I use the trimmer to trim (not shave) pubic hair and armpit hair. Armpit hair is a little more tricky in my opinion, you don't want it too short that it gets all spiky and you get irritation on your skin.
I've never used any shaving cream or wax, seems like the wrong approach. Besides, why wouldn't you want a nice well-trimmed bush to top your proud monster?
I just use the same (non-electric) razor I use for facial hair for my chest and armpits, although I don't shave them regularly. As long as the hair is pretty short, I'm satisfied. For pubic area I've tried using that razor, and just on edges and balls, but I've noticed a fair number of red spots n stuff for lower abdomen area and of course you can't really shave your balls that evenly with a manual razor.
edit: @ opticalshot - you know what they say; trees look taller without any underbrush
well its not very nice hair TBH and is a bit patchy , like i have very little hair on my arms but then a massive triangle from my belly, plus when its long it has a tendency to fall out and carpet everything which is just wrong
hrm i dont know if ive ever tried wet shaving my bodyhair (like i do my face). maybe i did and it caused ingrown hairs again like the cream does. thats why i want it short but not super duper short..
i once used this piece of shit on my legs, mostly because i was bored i can tell you the amount of pain and suffering was unbearable lol i'll never do it again ever! real torture.
why would you want to shave your male body hair, i keep all my male body hair, from my legs, thighs, privates, arms, armpits, chest and belly hair, beard, mustache, i even have a unibrow. my male body hair keep me warm in the winter and impresses all the ladies in the summer. manly male body hair is manly
Use something like this for everything. Easy, painless and you only got to do it every 3-4 days.
On March 03 2012 02:46 keiraknightlee wrote: why would you want to shave your male body hair, i keep all my male body hair, from my legs, thighs, privates, arms, armpits, chest and belly hair, beard, mustache, i even have a unibrow. my male body hair keep me warm in the winter and impresses all the ladies in the summer. manly male body hair is manly
Some guys like feeling clean and having a refined body shape and look. Others prefer looking naturally manly. It's all personal preference :>
I use clippers with no guard or sometimes #1 for my armpits and pubic region every once in a while, it cuts it short but not so short that it gets prickly and itchy/irritated.
If your armpit hair isn't too long, just keep it. Just a little bit is good for keeping sweat off your shirt (sounds a bit weird, but it's a good idea to have some). I only trim mine because it'll get about 4 inches long really fast and my deodorant won't apply right
Be careful with your pubic area, it's really easy to nick yourself and it'll hurt for a while. I would strongly advise against using a facial razor (electric or non-electric) there as well.
On March 03 2012 03:02 Hikko wrote: I use clippers with no guard or sometimes #1 for my armpits and pubic region every once in a while, it cuts it short but not so short that it gets prickly and itchy/irritated.
If your armpit hair isn't too long, just keep it. Just a little bit is good for keeping sweat off your shirt (sounds a bit weird, but it's a good idea to have some). I only trim mine because it'll get about 4 inches long really fast and my deodorant won't apply right
Be careful with your pubic area, it's really easy to nick yourself and it'll hurt for a while. I would strongly advise against using a facial razor (electric or non-electric) there as well.
If you don't use a facial razor the pubic area what do you use for trimming?
Is this foreal? Guys have hair... Just use trimmers or w.e ... If you really are concerned with it you gotta go waxing every few weeks, but it's just hair bro. I really don't think creams to make you not grow hair are healthy in the least anyway.
I have rather hairy belly/chest and tried to shave it once, but fuck doing that ever again. I'd rather just have my nice soft "bat cave" as someone in highschool decided to was to be called.
Very strange combo of hair I have really.....Pretty much just very short facial hair that never grows very long so I just don't worry bout it. If there is some random super duper long hair chillin and I am able to see it in the mirror or something, I yank that bitch out. But really, I see no point in shaving. Just a stupid ritual modern society has pushed onto men, but I have no qualms with the females and their shaving.
On March 03 2012 02:12 Murlox wrote: I shave my balls with a regular razor, the same I use for beard.
This is disgusting
How is that disgusting? As long as you bathe at all and you clean your razor in between uses, there's nothing disgusting about it
It is disgusting for him because he knows what his hygiene looks like and that makes it disgusting. For other people it's normal, as other peoples balls are just as clean as their faces.
wait... how do you shave hair under your shaft?? I am afraid of popping my vein or something... also when the sack is loose, its really hard to shave... so I just trim it around... don't get how shaver works on pubic hair, doesn't it all get tangled up? I thought razer works only on short hair.
well speaking as a swimmer whos shaved most of my body I can say razor in my opinion. I know a few people who stay shaved all year round cause they prefer it and all of them use razors, soo...maybe they're on to something. I've never used the creams to remove hair so I can't say anything about them but when I have to shave down I prefer to use a razor.
On March 03 2012 03:54 Ancestral wrote: I'm a cyclist and I use a Gillette Mach 5 for my whole body.
Ok I gotta ask like,does that really make a difference and if so can you link me a article/research or something that proves it or something.Do you have a "best lap time" shaved and hairy? I can kinda understand swimming ok,but cycling idk man.
On March 03 2012 03:26 ExceeD_DreaM wrote: wait... how do you shave hair under your shaft?? I am afraid of popping my vein or something... also when the sack is loose, its really hard to shave... so I just trim it around... don't get how shaver works on pubic hair, doesn't it all get tangled up? I thought razer works only on short hair.
Most razors I have seen have a little click-flick thing on the back which is like a serrated design. I use that for everywhere down there, not the standard part of the razor!
I highly doubt that shaving your arms/legs makes you faster in cycling, MAYBE in swimming, but the advantage would be tiny/not worth it for that matter. Also the hygiene thing is bullcrap I havent found any soil or animals that were stuck in the hair at my shinbone, or my pubic hair lol
On March 03 2012 03:54 Ancestral wrote: I'm a cyclist and I use a Gillette Mach 5 for my whole body.
Ok I gotta ask like,does that really make a difference and if so can you link me a article/research or something that proves it or something.Do you have a "best lap time" shaved and hairy. I can kinda understand swimming ok,but cycling idk man.
It's more a comfort thing because you have to wear ultra tight shorts so with hair the frictions would irritate/burn your skin.
On March 03 2012 03:54 Ancestral wrote: I'm a cyclist and I use a Gillette Mach 5 for my whole body.
Ok I gotta ask like,does that really make a difference and if so can you link me a article/research or something that proves it or something.Do you have a "best lap time" shaved and hairy. I can kinda understand swimming ok,but cycling idk man.
It's more a comfort thing because you have to wear ultra tight shorts so with hair the frictions would irritate/burn your skin.
My genital area's only purpose is sexual. My girlfriend prefers it shaved. Simple as that really. Hard to believe that some people correlate body hair with masculinity. You guys have problems lol
If your desire is to have completely hair free regions, I don't know what you can do. You could shave like every day or two, but that seems like a big fucking hassle. A lot of men don't give a shit and don't do anything, but more men are beginning to keep themselves trimmed, and that seems like the best solution.
I remember reading in Hulk Hogans autobiography that he used to have to shave his entire body because otherwise he would grow hair everywhere, and he said that even if he waited more than one day before shaving his entire body would feel like sandpaper. I'd pick a reasonable compromise dude and just trim shit, not completely hairless.
That's how i do it brah. Keep it nice and smooth. And to people talking about chest hair being manly... try talking to a civilized woman, trust me, noone likes long chest hair.
[QUOTE]On March 03 2012 03:05 Bokchoy wrote: [QUOTE]On March 03 2012 02:12 Murlox wrote: I shave my balls with a regular razor, the same I use for beard.
This is disgusting [/QUOTE]
Honestly, an untrimmed bush down under is more disgusting if you ask me :p. Most girls think so too ^^
[QUOTE]On March 03 2012 05:15 DwmC_Foefen wrote: [QUOTE]On March 03 2012 03:05 Bokchoy wrote: [QUOTE]On March 03 2012 02:12 Murlox wrote: I shave my balls with a regular razor, the same I use for beard.
This is disgusting [/QUOTE]
Honestly, an untrimmed bush down under is more disgusting if you ask me :p. Most girls think so too ^^ [/QUOTE] I don't think you got the disgusting part right hahahaahah. TL blogs always deliver man.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
lol what? Never heard this before and never been with any women that enjoy a man with ass hair.
On March 03 2012 06:17 Xinder wrote: I think we have a distiction to make. When people refer to ass hair. We taklking the hair in your crack or hair on your ass cheeks?
I had originally thought we were referring to ass cheeks, but after that story I can see they meant ass hole hair.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
edit: Not my story, obviously.
OMG someone posted it =D! This was the first thing that came to my mind when someone mentioned ass-hair ^_^
Also, I only trim my crotch/balls, I don't shave them. The only thing I shave is my face. Chest hair, belly hair, leg hair, arm(-pit) hair, everything stays. I'm past puberty TYVM.
On March 03 2012 06:17 Xinder wrote: I think we have a distiction to make. When people refer to ass hair. We taklking the hair in your crack or hair on your ass cheeks?
I had originally thought we were referring to ass cheeks, but after that story I can see they meant ass hole hair.
Well i can understand getting rid of hair on the ass cheeks for the ladies but I'm pretty sure they don't care bout my asshole hair. Unless they're into some freaky shit and if so I'm personally not that type of guy lol.
On March 03 2012 06:17 Xinder wrote: I think we have a distiction to make. When people refer to ass hair. We taklking the hair in your crack or hair on your ass cheeks?
So for trimming the pal downstairs and his 2 friends you need to use a electric shaver? I've always just been using a manual razor to completely take off all the hair.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
edit: Not my story, obviously.
OMG someone posted it =D! This was the first thing that came to my mind when someone mentioned ass-hair ^_^
Also, I only trim my crotch/balls, I don't shave them. The only thing I shave is my face. Chest hair, belly hair, leg hair, arm(-pit) hair, everything stays. I'm past puberty TYVM.
If you don't mind my asking. What do you trim with? Cause I think I'd like to keep my pubic area trimmed but not shaved. Don't like the slapping sound you get if you're shaved and so is the lady. Lol
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
edit: Not my story, obviously.
OMG someone posted it =D! This was the first thing that came to my mind when someone mentioned ass-hair ^_^
Also, I only trim my crotch/balls, I don't shave them. The only thing I shave is my face. Chest hair, belly hair, leg hair, arm(-pit) hair, everything stays. I'm past puberty TYVM.
If you don't mind my asking. What do you trim with? Cause I think I'd like to keep my pubic area trimmed but not shaved. Don't like the slapping sound you get if you're shaved and so is the lady. Lol
Comb/scissors combination on wet hair. I heard an electric trimmer with a proper head works also, but I don't like the concept of having fast moving sharp blades coming anywhere near my manhood.
On March 03 2012 06:37 dazed wrote: Does anyone shave their penis? I've got some hair on the shaft that I want to get rid of but I'm much too afraid of that razor near my junk.
PS yes this post is for real
If you have a nice sharp razor just man up and do it yo. Standard rules of shaving apply though.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
edit: Not my story, obviously.
OMG someone posted it =D! This was the first thing that came to my mind when someone mentioned ass-hair ^_^
Also, I only trim my crotch/balls, I don't shave them. The only thing I shave is my face. Chest hair, belly hair, leg hair, arm(-pit) hair, everything stays. I'm past puberty TYVM.
If you don't mind my asking. What do you trim with? Cause I think I'd like to keep my pubic area trimmed but not shaved. Don't like the slapping sound you get if you're shaved and so is the lady. Lol
Comb/scissors combination on wet hair. I heard an electric trimmer with a proper head works also, but I don't like the concept of having fast moving sharp blades coming anywhere near my manhood.
I wonder if the beard trimmer I have would work for the bulk of it.
On March 03 2012 06:37 dazed wrote: Does anyone shave their penis? I've got some hair on the shaft that I want to get rid of but I'm much too afraid of that razor near my junk.
On March 03 2012 04:41 Mohdoo wrote: My genital area's only purpose is sexual. My girlfriend prefers it shaved. Simple as that really. Hard to believe that some people correlate body hair with masculinity. You guys have problems lol
Yea i figured the same thing before i met my last gf, i asked her after we became active if she wanted me to shave down there or at all just to know her preference. She said "Nope, no need for that i like my men hairy, it feels so much better". I lol'd after that statement and said "Well babe idk if i want you sucking pubes, so you sure?" and she replied "Yea its not a problem, i'll just spit them out if i get any in my mouth" and spit she did lol. It took some getting used to cause the idea seemed gross to me but she really didn't mind.
To be quite honest i wouldn't shave more than my beard/armpits and trim my junk but i would never go through the trouble of shaving my chest, back, legs and junk for a girl. I'm very hairy so if she doesn't like it she can go date a 16 year old.
OP honestly, just trimming that area down there is more than enough, you dont want stubbles and that itch down there. I tried once by shaving AROUND and it wasnt pleasant.
If you shave with the grain and not against it you won't get ingrown hairs. I think I use a Mach 3 for my stomach and pubes. Also my legs sometimes. Girls like it clean.
How do you guys shave down there, like i've been thinking about it but the most i could do is a trim with scissors, razor's seems far to risky and as someone else said cut a vein. Not exactly what i want to call 911 for.
Also, where do you cut it? Its a fucking hairy business :D but seriously its not like cutting hair shits flying everywheree
On March 03 2012 07:58 DreamChaser wrote: How do you guys shave down there, like i've been thinking about it but the most i could do is a trim with scissors, razor's seems far to risky and as someone else said cut a vein. Not exactly what i want to call 911 for.
Also, where do you cut it? Its a fucking hairy business :D but seriously its not like cutting hair shits flying everywheree
I have never cut myself shaving anywhere. You would have to be pretty fucking bad or stupid to seriously hurt yourself shaving, you will be ok.
On March 03 2012 07:58 DreamChaser wrote: How do you guys shave down there, like i've been thinking about it but the most i could do is a trim with scissors, razor's seems far to risky and as someone else said cut a vein. Not exactly what i want to call 911 for.
Also, where do you cut it? Its a fucking hairy business :D but seriously its not like cutting hair shits flying everywheree
Follow the guidelines posted on the ehow link, that should get you through. Avoid any kind of intoxication while doing this as well. You wouldn't want to accidently cut your tree down in the forest.
Spoilers included, image heavy don't listen to these other "men" be a real man about shaving off all your hair and use this: + Show Spoiler +
but seriously why do you want to shave your hair? is it for swimming or professional body building? (just saw the pic in spoilers, I think its safe to assume its not for body building) If you have a clean look (and I don't mean shaved) most girls have zero problem with body hair. Now if your Chewbacca then maybe you have a whole other set of issues. + Show Spoiler +
the male world needs role models more than ever. where have all the hero's gone? i offer for your viewing pleasure some of the greats from a time most of you don't remember. keep in mind these were the male sex symbols of their day. + Show Spoiler +
The great Alex Baldwin The stupendous Tom Selleck The Hoff Mr. Bandit, Burt Reynolds The soulful Tom Jones Bond... James Bond aka Sean Connery And if the #1 secret agent of all time wouldn't shave his chest then go with #2 words to live by good sir
I've waxed my arm pits before, and let me tell you. I have a fairly high threshold for pain, and when it was about to be ripped off, I thought I could prepare myself, I couldn't. It was horrible, I wanted to punch babies and kick kittens. Once I recovered, it was great. I usually sweat in the back of the Ambulance quite a bit, it helped a lot.
On March 03 2012 06:04 Golgotha wrote: holy moly this is funny as hell. and the responses are super. but why not do your ass? girls dont like ass hair afaik.
Haven't you heard the saying of "Men have hair on their ass" No one can call themselves a man without ass hair.
Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
edit: Not my story, obviously.
loloolol thank you for this.
edit:
omfg I cannot read this at work, I cannot stop laughing like crazy.
Armpits = Buzzer. Just trim short, never shave... that's like going full retard
Balls=Razer/Buzzer. Buzz off excess hair and any surrounding area you want less hairy. Then, in the shower or bathtub, (I prefer bathtub), use the razor on your balls. Bathtub definitely preferable here, as underwater shave = almost 0 friction.
Obviously be careful not to cut yourself, and take precautions to keep drain ect clean b4 and after.
Also, anyone saying "Be a man ect" probably hasn't been with too many women. You can be a gorilla like me, and some women dig that and some don't. But 99% (100%?) of women I have been with appreciate me being well groomed in the pubic region, and I'm pretty sure that makes them more inclined to visit that region more often than if I didn't bother.
Then again, that is just my personal experience. Who knows, maybe some chicks like coughing up pubic hairs? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On March 03 2012 03:56 FFGenerations wrote: no problems with ingrowing hairs, spots etc doing it that way? o.O surprised you use just normal shaving cream/gel on whole body?
I only use shaving cream on my beard, bar soap everywhere else. And no, no problems. Although I spare my chest and my asshole.
On March 03 2012 04:27 isleyofthenorth wrote: I highly doubt that shaving your arms/legs makes you faster in cycling, MAYBE in swimming, but the advantage would be tiny/not worth it for that matter. Also the hygiene thing is bullcrap I havent found any soil or animals that were stuck in the hair at my shinbone, or my pubic hair lol
It's not to make you faster. It's tradition, and ALL competitive cyclists do it.
Don't be afraid to run the razor over your shaft/balls, once you do it the first time it's much, much easier and with time the risk of accidents happening gets smaller, also, try to get hard before shaving your shaft, for me that makes it a lot easier, though, not hard enough so that you can't move it around a bit (think of a joystick). The way I do it is with a dirt cheap razor that cost me a quarter at the local store, not some electric crap. Keep safe
im pretty hairy. got hair on my bum and all. i tell my gf that i will trim my downstairs, but she says not too and if i do she will make fun of me. so i go all natural. cept face, always shave that.
To get a cleaner wound maybe, with less hair melted inside ? To be less painful when you remove the bandage (even if trivial). I've heard that one from different sources...
Ok just read from a cycling site :
- cleaner wounds without hairs inside (less infectious) ; - sweat spreads easier which helps to fight against hyperthermie (not sure about the word in english, being too hot) during summer ; - easier massage after training ; - the feel of belonging to a community (...).
Since you all are expressing interest, reasons I've heard:
1) Tradition 2) It is more comfortable in spandex / lycra 3) It's cooler (similar to more comfortable) 4) It allows dressing of road rash easier. sometimes they'd have to shave around wounds anyway 5) It shows definition better.
But #1 is definitely a major part, and that's what I think it really is.
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