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Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
December 02 2011 03:55 GMT
#141
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*


lol I hope you are kidding. The passive aggressive hate oozing out of that post is overwhelming.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ | ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 02 2011 04:13 GMT
#142
On December 02 2011 12:50 Golbat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*

Yes, you "fixed" me. You and all of teamliquid deserve medals make of chocolate chip cookies because you did exactly what I wanted you to do. There's no way I could possibly have know how average a 1930 is on the SAT, or that complaining about classes I planned to underachieve in is a stupid thing to do.

You all are number one forever. This is why I love this website.

P.S. I retract my statement about Chairman Ray being a doucher, because I laughed my ass off when I read his poem.

I get no credit...
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
MjoLniRXx
Profile Joined August 2011
United States84 Posts
December 02 2011 04:31 GMT
#143
On December 02 2011 12:55 Kurr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*


lol I hope you are kidding. The passive aggressive hate oozing out of that post is overwhelming.


lol there is no hate ^_^ just passive aggressive/slightly asshole-istic joking
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
December 02 2011 04:36 GMT
#144
Sounds like we all had fun... and maybe learned a little too!
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 02 2011 04:37 GMT
#145
On December 02 2011 13:31 MjoLniRXx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 12:55 Kurr wrote:
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*


lol I hope you are kidding. The passive aggressive hate oozing out of that post is overwhelming.


lol there is no hate ^_^ just passive aggressive/slightly asshole-istic joking

Ahh the holidays... starts off mad with rage then gradually turns into passiveness and wishwewerehappyness
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
MjoLniRXx
Profile Joined August 2011
United States84 Posts
December 02 2011 04:42 GMT
#146
On December 02 2011 13:37 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 13:31 MjoLniRXx wrote:
On December 02 2011 12:55 Kurr wrote:
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*


lol I hope you are kidding. The passive aggressive hate oozing out of that post is overwhelming.


lol there is no hate ^_^ just passive aggressive/slightly asshole-istic joking

Ahh the holidays... starts off mad with rage then gradually turns into passiveness and wishwewerehappyness


<3 not sure if being mean to me or siding with me; either way, I laughed at your comment
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
December 02 2011 04:48 GMT
#147
On December 02 2011 11:38 InvalidID wrote:
Actually, though I have not played pokemon in about 15 years, I did a bit of research on the Golbat.

From: http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/golbat

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Crobat's little brother, Golbat, may seem like a strange choice due to its NFE status. However, Golbat is able to play the same role as Crobat within the lower tiers. Inner Focus allows Golbat to counter Ambipom leads, making it quite effective in the metagame. Furthermore, access to Taunt allows Golbat to shut down set-up leads such as Qwilfish, who try to lay entry hazards. Golbat's typing allows it to switch into the likes of Venusaur, Hitmontop, and Torterra with ease, resisting or being immune to many of their attacks.

yea but like no one plays lower tier games
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
December 02 2011 04:56 GMT
#148
On December 02 2011 13:48 Whole wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 11:38 InvalidID wrote:
Actually, though I have not played pokemon in about 15 years, I did a bit of research on the Golbat.

From: http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/golbat

Crobat's little brother, Golbat, may seem like a strange choice due to its NFE status. However, Golbat is able to play the same role as Crobat within the lower tiers. Inner Focus allows Golbat to counter Ambipom leads, making it quite effective in the metagame. Furthermore, access to Taunt allows Golbat to shut down set-up leads such as Qwilfish, who try to lay entry hazards. Golbat's typing allows it to switch into the likes of Venusaur, Hitmontop, and Torterra with ease, resisting or being immune to many of their attacks.

yea but like no one plays lower tier games

I was dope as fuck NU tier in some generation. I think the ruby/sapphire on. B)
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
December 02 2011 05:01 GMT
#149
On December 02 2011 12:36 Golbat wrote:
Dear everyone who read my blog,

First off, I'd like to take a moment to say "thank you". Because you all were dicks. This morning when I woke up, I sat in bed thinking about how much of a dick I am sometimes. I wondered what it must feel like for people who everyone is a massive dick to all the time. So after thinking for a few hours at school, I came home and wrote this blog. Now, because I wasn't serious about much of what I said in this blog, I obviously wasn't stung full force by any of these comments. Some of them were actually hilarious. Like the guy that made a "tribute" to my post, not even twelve hours old at the time. What a supreme doucher. Now, for a long time, I've been thinking to myself that I should make an effort to be nicer to people, but I couldn't find the right reason, because to be quite frank, nearly everyone around me is shitty.

But you guys got me to thinking, the best way to say "fuck you all for the rest of forever" is to be one hundred percent unadulterated nice to everyone I speak with. Kill 'em with kindness and all that. So I would like to say to all of you, have a very happy Nicember (Nye-cem-burr), a holiday dedicated to being nice to everyone. It starts on December second, because I was already a dick to people today. Mark your calendars folks, cause it's gonna be an awesome, love-filled ride. May you all sleep soundly and eat delicious breakfasts in the morning.

<3,
Golbat

Golbat: durrrrrrr
TL: your blog sucks
Golbat: LOL JOKES ON YOU I WAS JUST KIDDING
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
December 02 2011 05:18 GMT
#150
On December 02 2011 14:01 Dfgj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 12:36 Golbat wrote:
Dear everyone who read my blog,

First off, I'd like to take a moment to say "thank you". Because you all were dicks. This morning when I woke up, I sat in bed thinking about how much of a dick I am sometimes. I wondered what it must feel like for people who everyone is a massive dick to all the time. So after thinking for a few hours at school, I came home and wrote this blog. Now, because I wasn't serious about much of what I said in this blog, I obviously wasn't stung full force by any of these comments. Some of them were actually hilarious. Like the guy that made a "tribute" to my post, not even twelve hours old at the time. What a supreme doucher. Now, for a long time, I've been thinking to myself that I should make an effort to be nicer to people, but I couldn't find the right reason, because to be quite frank, nearly everyone around me is shitty.

But you guys got me to thinking, the best way to say "fuck you all for the rest of forever" is to be one hundred percent unadulterated nice to everyone I speak with. Kill 'em with kindness and all that. So I would like to say to all of you, have a very happy Nicember (Nye-cem-burr), a holiday dedicated to being nice to everyone. It starts on December second, because I was already a dick to people today. Mark your calendars folks, cause it's gonna be an awesome, love-filled ride. May you all sleep soundly and eat delicious breakfasts in the morning.

<3,
Golbat

Golbat: durrrrrrr
TL: your blog sucks
Golbat: LOL JOKES ON YOU I WAS JUST KIDDING

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Personally, I would incorporate some sort of hidden message into my post that I would then reveal after the fact if I wanted to make a retraction believable.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
December 02 2011 05:18 GMT
#151
On December 02 2011 04:34 Yomi.Doom wrote:
Golbat evolves from Zubat... who the hell catches a Zubat.

His happiness level isn't high enough to go to crobat obviously
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
December 02 2011 05:27 GMT
#152
This is one of the most successful troll threads in recent memory.
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Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3823 Posts
December 02 2011 05:30 GMT
#153
On December 02 2011 04:42 Porcelina wrote:
'I'm a borderline genius high school student- AMA'

My exact thoughts when I started reading this...
rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
December 02 2011 07:25 GMT
#154
On December 02 2011 14:27 Empyrean wrote:
This is one of the most successful troll threads in recent memory.


you are giving this guy entirely too much credit
TheSwamp
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1497 Posts
December 02 2011 08:00 GMT
#155
I'm so glad I wasn't on TL when I was 18. I probably would have done something like this.
MLG: How is your Protoss? Idra: I make Blink Stalkers, so really, really good.
Squeegy
Profile Joined October 2009
Finland1166 Posts
December 02 2011 11:33 GMT
#156
On December 02 2011 12:50 Golbat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 12:37 MjoLniRXx wrote:
^ I think we fixed him? Yes, I think we did a very good job *celebratory high five to all of teamliquid.net*

Yes, you "fixed" me. You and all of teamliquid deserve medals make of chocolate chip cookies because you did exactly what I wanted you to do. There's no way I could possibly have know how average a 1930 is on the SAT, or that complaining about classes I planned to underachieve in is a stupid thing to do.

You all are number one forever. This is why I love this website.

P.S. I retract my statement about Chairman Ray being a doucher, because I laughed my ass off when I read his poem.


Oh snap, he's like Aizen from Bleach. We played right into his hands. :l
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Golbat
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States499 Posts
December 02 2011 11:50 GMT
#157
If it's evidence you're after, I'll direct you to the part where I say "people are oftentimes shitty just to be shitty". That was kind of the point of this whole blog. And how many people completely disregarded anything I said and only made fun of my username? At least a quarter of the posts have something to do with pokemon, which has nothing to do with this blog at all. You could believe i'm just another idiot teenager, but I'm actually trying to improve myself. Next time I need people to be complete douches to me, i'll go to 4chan or something.
Like why do u use an oven instead of a fire? Coz its fucking better at cooking, that doesnt mean you want the shit to burn.
adwodon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom592 Posts
December 02 2011 12:27 GMT
#158
This kid aint a genius, he sounds like a stupid version of my flat mate, a very talented mathetician who doesnt apply himself (by that I mean he has a great job, but he probably do some good things in academia if he wanted, certainly wouldnt say he was in any way a failure).

Its not hard to be the smartest kid in class in high school, its pretty much a joke, I was the smartest kid in my science / maths classes but I dont have shit on guys like my flat mate, or the ones like him who actually apply themselves. I suppose I should mention that im doing a masters degree in physics at one of the UK's top universities so I set the bar high, higher than this kid will ever achieve, regardless of what he thinks.

I guess I also take issue with peoples definition of intelligence, they see intelligence as the all encompassing unit of brain power. Utter tripe, intelligence is just an arbitrary word used to describe your ability to solve problems, think abstractly, reason etc etc, there are so many different ways to describe it that saying 'im intelligent' doesnt really mean much and if you want a good example, just look at a savant, they are immensely talented in one very specific area of 'intelligence', but they are so mentally handicapped you cant really look at them and say they can solve all your problems when they cant even tie their own shoes.

So if you really want to consider yourself intelligent, go read some philosophy (I would suggest you start with Seneca, he deals with anger quite well in my opinion), ponder your own intelligence, not the intelligence of others, self reflection is one of the most important tools for those who believe they are more intelligent, for one it will stop you being a dick to other people, and second it will keep you occupied (something that you can struggle with in school if you find it too easy).

Then go to a good university and discover you're not as smart as you think, and finally be humbled.
Noak3
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States236 Posts
December 02 2011 19:24 GMT
#159
On December 02 2011 07:39 Sinensis wrote:
Wild Golbat appears! And he's MAD about LIFE.

I choose you Pikachu! Pikachu, use taunt!

Pikachu says, "You should drop out trolololol"

It's super effective!


I just laughed so hard at this.
Love and be kind in the face of adversity. If you stand up for others, they will stand up for you.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 02 2011 19:26 GMT
#160
You're smarter than your teachers?

I'd love some links to their blogs in which they rage about the stupidity of their students.
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